Feb 12 2009Just In Time For Valentine's!: An Ox Is Born With A Heart On Its Head, Named "Heart"
Per the Gospel according to Geekologie:
And before the day of Valentine's, you will be blessed with an ox. And this ox will carry a sign. Of peace and love. And also, deliciousness. Jesus, quick -- water into barbecue sauce!
Hit the jump for another very special Valentine's heart animal.
See, it looks like a heart too! *HORF* Happy Valentine's!
Head Heart
and
Ass Heart
Thanks to e., who knows the only way to the Geekologie Writer's heart is through his chest plate. ZOMG -- I was joking, put down the blade! Just kidding baby, you can cut me.
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Reader Comments
1. Kup - February 12, 2009 1:27 PM
first.
2. STFUP - February 12, 2009 1:28 PM
Uh.... It's TWO days before Valentines silly!
3. Pew³ - February 12, 2009 1:33 PM
Are you serving that ape a martini?
4. Kup - February 12, 2009 1:34 PM
....also, isnt the second photo a snapshot from the infamous paris hilton video?
5. Licky - February 12, 2009 1:37 PM
I'd lick that
6. Hunter - February 12, 2009 1:38 PM
Didn't Elvis get sucked into that vortex in the second picture?
7. Moose Knuckle - February 12, 2009 1:38 PM
You sure that's a heart and not an upside down nutsack?
8. Moose Knuckle - February 12, 2009 1:41 PM
It's not so much the monkey-butt that disturbs me, it's the "come hither" look.
Lead me not into temptation...
9. gizmoduck - February 12, 2009 1:43 PM
aww. so cute. the ox, not the gigantic red flushed butt cheeks in my face while i'm trying to eat my #4 mexican pizza combo from t-bell.
why i otta....
10. SouthSideHope - February 12, 2009 1:46 PM
It was so nice for the GW to finally give us a picture of himself...
11. gizmoduck - February 12, 2009 1:48 PM
@3
Why aren't you serving that ape a martini?
GET OVER HERE
12. ko0pa - February 12, 2009 1:49 PM
Shits weak!
13. naas - February 12, 2009 1:56 PM
Jesus that's a big ass, bigger than Moose Knuckles I bet.
@9 mMMMmm taco bell, now I know what I'm having for lunch today - thank you for that subliminally rewarding idea.
14. gizmoduck - February 12, 2009 2:04 PM
@13
get that baja blast
15. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 12, 2009 2:07 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
The ox is adorable. The ape ass is, well, I vomited in my mouth a little bit.
16. guate6 - February 12, 2009 2:19 PM
adorable
17. naas - February 12, 2009 2:21 PM
Yeah, like Baja from Never Back Down?
I should've asked if anyone named Daisy worked there when did the drive thru about 15 minutes ago... next time!
Damn taco bell is good, naas feels better now after being pissy about those obama hope pics before.
18. ulaughatme - February 12, 2009 2:22 PM
I don't know which is worse the monkey butt, or the fact that I have been trying to figure out where the actual hole on that monkey butt is located. I know you are going to double check for yourself now. That baboon balloon knot is out of control.
19. Ollie Williams Is A Pompous F.UCKTARD - February 12, 2009 2:22 PM
Gee...Which is more offensive? The words f.uck, c.unt, and t.it (but not titty although they are the same) or a picture of a baboon's overly engorged secondary sex trait? Hmm..
20. AndresV - February 12, 2009 2:55 PM
As far as I know, an ox is a castrated bull used for ploughing, so technically an ox is not born, at birth it is simply a calf, which will become a cow, a bull, or, if castrated, an ox. Looks cute though.
21. Uncle Eccoli - February 12, 2009 3:00 PM
What's #15 on about? GW is about censorship now?
22. LSDiesel - February 12, 2009 3:08 PM
That second picture is clearly Willie Nelson's head glued to the back of a monkey.
23. Leonidas - February 12, 2009 3:09 PM
@20: close call, but not quite. Oxen are usually castrated bulls, although technically any trained bovine is an ox. You're right about it being impossible for an ox to be born, though...
24. B - February 12, 2009 3:21 PM
I know what to put on my Valentine's day cards now! Thanks GW!
25. AndresV - February 12, 2009 3:32 PM
@ 23. Gotcha, thanks....that was my main point.
26. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 12, 2009 3:38 PM
21- Try typing the f-word, c-word, t-word, n-word, etc. You will get an interesting message from GW telling you to clean it up because someone got offended...
27. Daisy - February 12, 2009 3:46 PM
FAKE!!
28. Daisy - February 12, 2009 3:47 PM
hahaha daisy is not daisy anymoreeee mmuahahahah
29. poodles - February 12, 2009 3:57 PM
why are we commenting on this?
30. Priscilla - February 12, 2009 4:08 PM
The ass-heart looks more like lips to me . . .
31. lulu - February 12, 2009 5:00 PM
omg I so wasn't expecting that second picture LMAO!!!!!
32. Watch - February 12, 2009 5:07 PM
awwww its cuuute
33. Daisy - February 12, 2009 5:38 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max is defending the castle against invaders looking for a religious artifact. Max insulted them and farted in their general direction.
34. Lowlands - February 12, 2009 5:40 PM
It must be awesome to float on your back with a 'bum' like that.Do these apes swim?
35. Sauron - February 12, 2009 5:44 PM
Somehow you can see this is a female ape.
36. richo - February 12, 2009 5:58 PM
To Daisy,
though you may be misunderstood by other geekologie readers, i think i see the method to your inane ramblings, you are a conspiracy theorist.
everyone else follow the link (click on daisy)
and the ox would make one tasty steak.
37. Sam - February 12, 2009 7:07 PM
If my girlfrend would apricieted a piglet I will sertenle buy one for Valentines day. Immagine me my girlfrend and a barbeque evening. How romantic! Hehe.
38. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 12, 2009 7:42 PM
@37: What?
39. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 12, 2009 7:43 PM
@2: Not here (Japan) it isn't. It's the 13th already.
Oh sweet, Friday the 13th! Didn't even realize it till now...
40. Al Dracone - February 12, 2009 10:22 PM
@24, are you talking about the first, or the second picture?
The monkey obviously has a disease, and you're all a bunch of asswipes for making fun of it.
The calf, on the other hand, is extremely cute.... and delicious! Do you think they'll put it on e-bay?
41. Jesse - February 12, 2009 11:17 PM
And this is why we need to donate to WWF - so they can purchase enough Preparation H to treat apes like those with their gruesome condition.
42. B - February 13, 2009 10:09 AM
@40....definitely the second pic.
And Daisy made a Monty Python reference??? She's so starting to grow on me.
43. Uncle Eccoli - February 13, 2009 10:41 AM
@26
*Oops, [ I ] used a bad word.*
Who's complained? The world's in a sad state. There can be no true irreverence under the yoke of corporate masters. I, for one, will not be silenced.
44. Typical Black Man - February 13, 2009 10:45 AM
I'D TOTALLY HIT THAT
45. Ollie Williams Is A Pompous F.UCKTARD - February 13, 2009 3:50 PM
@44
It was Ollie (fu.cking piece of shit) Williams
46. Amanda - February 15, 2009 7:23 AM
I WANT THAT.
NOW.
47. Amanda - February 15, 2009 7:24 AM
Um...I mean about the first picture...not the big pink ass.
48. Jesse - February 15, 2009 4:06 PM
Who cares about the heart, he'll be eaten anyways
49. Made Up - October 11, 2010 2:36 AM
Is there actually a monkey eating a Banana in the background?
50. me - January 14, 2011 5:43 PM
I like the ox, the money is a piece of crap!!
51. me - January 14, 2011 5:44 PM
i meant monkey lol