Just In Time For Valentine's!: An Ox Is Born With A Heart On Its Head, Named "Heart"

Per the Gospel according to Geekologie:

And before the day of Valentine's, you will be blessed with an ox. And this ox will carry a sign. Of peace and love. And also, deliciousness. Jesus, quick -- water into barbecue sauce!

Hit the jump for another very special Valentine's heart animal.

See, it looks like a heart too! *HORF* Happy Valentine's!

Head Heart
and
Ass Heart

Thanks to e., who knows the only way to the Geekologie Writer's heart is through his chest plate. ZOMG -- I was joking, put down the blade! Just kidding baby, you can cut me.

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