Feb 6 2009Joker Ski Masks Perfect For Armed Robbery
This is a $17 ski mask from Amazon that makes you look like the Joker from The Dark Knight. Wear one to scare the hell out of people. Or barbecue in the cold. Perfect for all occasions!*
*Banking Excluded
Hit the jump to see a different, more traditional version that's available.
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Joker Ski Mask Is Creepy In More Ways Than One [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. Peregrinus - February 6, 2009 10:52 AM
Forrest.
2. naas - February 6, 2009 10:52 AM
It must be a slow news day for gadgetry
3. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 6, 2009 10:54 AM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
2nd mask is AWETHUMB!
4. Ollie Williams - February 6, 2009 11:09 AM
@3
Maybe you should post in every topic the same message (as you have the last two at least). Maybe then Geekologie will change because of you. But probably not, because the owner of the site has said no or limited profanity. So really all you're doing is bitching about it to a group of people who don't care, and think you're a retard for posting the same shit. Just like Daisy. I'm not an advocate for censorship by any means, but bitching about it isn't going to do any good in this case. Learn to pick your battles.
5. Timbo - February 6, 2009 11:09 AM
I wouldn't mind a beanie.... not a ski mask though
6. gizmoduck - February 6, 2009 11:14 AM
i am the duke of new york, a number 1
7. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 6, 2009 11:15 AM
6 - Do you come with those handy chandeliers on your limo too?
8. softlicious - February 6, 2009 11:28 AM
No, this is Joker:
http://api.ning.com/files/3acUQbRQgG73eJXftx4aNfc5P5HclKaPBoYG8MLPDBtc--CrPRy*hDCbLxflUXlcN33IoTcYfNH2hibRAkKK*nyUbkaUl80M/joker.jpg
I'm going to wear a Joker mask an rob a bank, then in the trial to follow I'm going to play the insanity card, get released and Miami beach here I come with all the bank money!
9. Pew³ - February 6, 2009 11:28 AM
They sent in their best man, and when we roll across the 59th Street bridge tomorrow, on our way to freedom, we're going to have their best man leading the way - from the neck up! .....
....On the hood of my car!
10. you know who 2 - February 6, 2009 11:41 AM
OMG THIS is so lame lame lammmme hamme hame haim haim aim aim aim shoot
11. Watch - February 6, 2009 12:17 PM
this is a bad idea
12. Daisy - February 6, 2009 12:42 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movier Never Back Down where Max put on a ski mask and everyone thought he was Polish. He was able to bowl much better when he had it on, and also drank a lot more beer.
13. E of R - February 6, 2009 1:13 PM
I am Batman!
14. finfan - February 6, 2009 2:32 PM
I...er... can't explain.... uh... why anybody... what's the word??? WOULD WANT TO WEAR THIS!!!! CREEPY!!! I swear to god if I see anybody with these on I will DESTROY them!!! And then I will sit on a park bench and enjoy some delicious Bacon BURRITOS!!!
15. mstoner - February 6, 2009 2:37 PM
LOL, I got one of these right before christmas from my mom. The damn holes are stupid. I suppose if I was 12 and not 26, it would be awesome....I got the second one, btw. Much cooler, and by cooler I mean just as lame, as the top.
16. FederalWildlifeMarshallWilenholly - February 6, 2009 3:28 PM
You guys are really starting to bum me out. I was going to get one of these for my ski trip in three weeks. My wife would really hate it. Now you are all saying it's dumb. I'm starting to sulk.
17. Pete - July 30, 2009 5:08 AM
Nice for scaring people, not really perfect for armed robbery. I always wonder why people aren't using realistic masks for something like this, for example one like these:
http://www.mask-shop.com/bodybuilder-realistic-latex-mask-p-227.html