Feb 3 2009Japanese Police Use Wii Miis For Suspect ID
As a guy who actually witnessed a hit and run last night, I've got to admit: I should drive more carefully. Now there's probably a picture of my Wii Mii out there posted next to the carcass. Wonderful.
No, really, that is a wanted poster and that is a Mii on it, and that made me laugh so hard I sprained my epiglottis. The Kanagawa kops (Japan) are searching for the Mii, or a someone who looks like it, anyway. The blogs that have posted about this are inconclusive as to whether that is the actual Mii of the actual suspect (to say nothing of how they might have gotten it) or if the cops used the Mii creator to build their composite.
I've seen her! She beat me on Rainbow Road not even a week ago! I threw my controller. It hit the dog. The dog died. Thankfully, my neighbor resuscitated it. Then demanded "a little something for his time". You know what he got? Wii'ed in the nads.
Mii Sought in Hit and Run [kotaku]
Thanks to Julian, whose Wii Mii doesn't associate with lawbreaking lowlifes.
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Reader Comments
1. Douche McAllister - February 3, 2009 3:26 PM
http://www.xnxx.com/
Try it you'll like it.
2. Douche McAllister - February 3, 2009 3:26 PM
they like to phuq
3. Tricky Ricky - February 3, 2009 3:26 PM
Fist!!!...I mean First...
4. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 3, 2009 3:28 PM
This is a fail above and beyond fails.
5. Hunter - February 3, 2009 3:31 PM
Haha accurate description FAIL
6. mike - February 3, 2009 3:36 PM
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
7. OJ's Mom - February 3, 2009 3:36 PM
I'm suprised they didn't P-Shop a TokyoFlash watch on to the picture.
8. SiGee - February 3, 2009 3:56 PM
That is too damn funny!
9. Timbo - February 3, 2009 4:16 PM
Japanese are reallly.....reallly dumb...
10. KC - February 3, 2009 4:27 PM
Mii so horny!
11. Garbagedick - February 3, 2009 4:38 PM
I thought anime ID's weren't legally binding in court?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntodcgdaVHQ
12. Daisy - February 3, 2009 5:07 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max hides out in the desert and lives on onions. He eventually finds the Allspark, and gets into a fight with a bunch of robots.
13. Tennist0 - February 3, 2009 6:05 PM
thats the right way to do it... who knows how unrealistic those drawings might be that the police used to use. I mean nintendo was always going to be my backup in case of emergency. I rely on nintendo for entertainment(my biggest need), and y'know, mugshots
14. ed - February 3, 2009 6:58 PM
looks like matthew maconahey
15. Watch - February 3, 2009 9:28 PM
DAISY SHUT UP!!!!
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake bewcause the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the website Geekologie where Daisy woulndt stop making lame never back down jokes and caused the admins to remove the comments section so that she couldnt make annoying spam comments again!!!!!
16. Ollie Williams is a B===D - February 4, 2009 7:40 AM
nuff said
17. Daisy - February 10, 2009 9:49 PM
what is a penis.