Feb 10 2009 I Want One!: Sony Releases Brand New POS
NOTE: VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP IS VERY NSFW DUE TO IT CONTAINING EVERY BAD WORD KNOWN TO MAN AND SOME KNOWN ONLY TO PIRATES.
This is a parody news report by The Onion about some new Sony product. It's really funny if you love hearing people cuss or hate new technology. It's less funny if you have virginal ears or are watching it at full volume at work with your boss standing behind you. And it's not funny at all if you're Sony's CEO. I thought it was okay, but I watched it on the john while eating ice cream. Play on playa, don't hate.
Thanks to Darken, who can even turn white gray.
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Reader Comments
1. Ollie Williams F.ucks Children - February 10, 2009 3:25 PM
F.uck you GW
2. roko - February 10, 2009 3:27 PM
second :(
3. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 10, 2009 3:37 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
GW - you are taunting me today aren't you? You are. You took time out of your day to mess with me. I knew it.
What?
No, I'm not crazy!
Really?
Oh crap, maybe I am...
But this is still hypocritical.
4. catch22 - February 10, 2009 3:42 PM
ummm.... GW your pretty lame today ....in a slump?...blogger's block?
5. Daisy - February 10, 2009 3:43 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max put his co-workers car on the big lot rack, and some guy bought it.
6. LSDiesel - February 10, 2009 3:45 PM
@1, You're such a piece of fecal matter.
7. Ollie Williams F.ucks Children - February 10, 2009 3:49 PM
@6
A piece of fecal matter that loves you!
8. Ollie Williams F.ucks Children - February 10, 2009 3:50 PM
by fecal matter, I ment shit. By shit, i ment F.ucking Awesome Shit!
9. naas - February 10, 2009 3:59 PM
...
never back down
10. nikeforces - February 10, 2009 4:06 PM
this video is full a win
11. Mr.Anderson - February 10, 2009 4:07 PM
I bought that f'ing piece of shit the moment it hit the shelves. I'm STILL trying to figure out how the c*ck sucking menu is supposed to work.
Sony, you amaze me yet again with such shitastic results.
12. ah yeah - February 10, 2009 4:11 PM
just like the news should be.
13. nas - February 10, 2009 4:11 PM
pio42u8hn 2;tn34;tiuon3uro34n24ojn42o
14. Asherael - February 10, 2009 4:25 PM
REAL!!!
You can tell this thing is real because the shadows are right.
It's like that scene in Planet Earth where the penguin did that thing it does every day.
15. Hunter - February 10, 2009 4:28 PM
Asherael, don't even try.
I honestly don't know what happened to this website. It used to be fun posting comments that everyone could laugh at. Now it's just annoying and I only find it fun to look at the posts themselves.
Geekologie is going through the Dark Ages.
16. naas - February 10, 2009 4:30 PM
@15 Well it's a good thing your name is hunter then.
17. Billeh - February 10, 2009 4:36 PM
Awww Hunter doesn't laugh anymore at the comments section...
Hey everyone let's stop this nonsense and post some serious comments with a humorous edge so this website can come out of Hunter's dark ages category.
18. Angel Mass - February 10, 2009 4:45 PM
Geekologie writer is now presenting the Tech news in [Onion]NN?
19. F*ing POS - February 10, 2009 4:50 PM
I wonder how this website would react to deadwood
20. MyDogsName - February 10, 2009 4:52 PM
clikity rupa poops!
21. Atrides - February 10, 2009 4:53 PM
Hunter, at least its not as bad as some of the senseless trash spewed out by the failblog collective:
http://failblog.org/2009/02/07/marriage-fail/#comments
22. meeotch - February 10, 2009 4:59 PM
Everyone who posted above and below me is a retard.
23. No one - February 10, 2009 5:05 PM
22 - you just used the past tense for future postings. Just saying.
24. Moose Knuckle - February 10, 2009 5:16 PM
ARRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!
My virgin EARS!!!!!
25. CoinOperatedBoi - February 10, 2009 5:23 PM
@20
I'm confused....but your comment wins....my heart.
26. meme - February 10, 2009 5:28 PM
"18. Angel Mass - February 10, 2009 4:45 PM
Geekologie writer is now presenting the Tech news in [Onion]NN?"
yeah. That's because when you try to submit things to this website they get bounced back to you.
27. whe3e3e3e - February 10, 2009 5:33 PM
i would watch the news if it was like that...awesome
28. Ed aka the-iguana - February 10, 2009 6:23 PM
that's just what i think of sony latelly... i've seen too many products that don't deserve sony's brand on it.
sony saviours are the PSs and the TVs that usually have good quality, all the rest sucks... once i hold a sony mp3 player at a shop and felt like those cheap mp3 players that will go to the trash after some use.
29. Dëlgo - February 10, 2009 6:27 PM
Overdone.
30. SlowMonkey - February 10, 2009 8:09 PM
Tried to post sooner but got kicked off because of my language. Anyway, this was the most FLIPPIN awesome commerical ever made. It is public service at it's highest and most entertaining level.
And to whatever monkey nutsack smelling with four times the legal limit of lead in your bloodstream causing permanent lack of imagination caused the use of swear words to be banned : SUCK ON YOUR BIBLE AND STAY UNDER THE PEW.
31. Buckeye Voter - February 10, 2009 8:42 PM
I got that for Christmas. And yes, the children learned a word or two that fine, Christmas morning.
32. Watch - February 10, 2009 9:20 PM
the onion is hilarious!
33. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 10, 2009 9:51 PM
Must have been reverse engineered from any Apple product.
34. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 10, 2009 9:52 PM
Oh yeah, GW, you seriously need to take your fcuk filter down now...
BRING BACK THUMPERCHICA!
35. QUASIMODEM - February 10, 2009 10:08 PM
I'm with Hunter.
This new crowd of commenters sucks a nut. Not ONE of you is funny in any way, and it's tedious. I used to come to Hedonistica/Geekologie as much for the battles raging away between the morons, the irreverent comments by Al, Brownian and Vanman, and for a little antagonism of my own. Right now I can barely stand to look at half of the updates, let alone the comments. It's just not worth it.
Take this post for instance. In the past I might have wandered back eventually to see if any of the aforementioned were still knocking around, but I'm not going to because you guys all suck too much for me to be bothered.
36. Ginne - February 10, 2009 10:12 PM
I like pie, and fcuks flying around like if they were ducks that have just realised winter's about to hit and they better get the hell out of here before their beaks freeze stuck to the surface of the lake...
I also like making up ridiculous comments like these to be commented on and downrated by people who I don't know and frankly I don't give a flying fcuk about what they have to say...But don't forget that I do love you very much, more every day even!!!
Teehee!
37. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 10, 2009 10:42 PM
@35: Then don't.
38. stupid b noobs - February 11, 2009 12:21 AM
gah all the /b/tards in training
GTFO TROLLS
yes i am feeding them
THIS WAS AWESOME
I LOVE GEEKOLOGY
FML
39. Al Dracone - February 11, 2009 12:38 AM
I have a Sony plasma tv and a home theater system, and they're awesome! But I'll tell you one thing: if the real news would be more like that, I'd actually consider OPENING the damn things!
40. blashyrkh - February 11, 2009 7:01 AM
Fook mi, If I see this biatch Daisy claiming it's all photoshoped, again, I will go on a faqing rampage killing spree GTA style. FAQ!!!
41. naas - February 11, 2009 12:43 PM
@35 - like @37 said then don't!
Nobody's forcing you here, you didn't pay a subscription promising laughter so GFYDA! (go.F.U.C.K.YyourDOGSasser)
42. Ptitz - February 11, 2009 2:15 PM
Im a rocket scientist and i love sony.
43. STINK - February 11, 2009 2:48 PM
i'm a rocket surgeon and i loev Sony.
44. Popadopolis - February 11, 2009 2:56 PM
I am Sony, and I love 42 and 43.