Feb 27 2009I Like: Sesame Street Duct Tape Wallets
These are duct tape wallets made to look like Sesame Street characters. As you can see, there's Burt, Ernie, the Count, the homoerotic ticklish one, that crazy cooking eating bitch, and the angry bastard that lives in a homeless dome.
Each have a character on the front, with 6 slots for your cards (each can fit 2 or 3 cards) and a pocket for your money and reciepts. At $13 each plus $3 for shipping, it's not a bad price.
As cool as it would be to whip one of these mama-jamas out on a first date, I always let the lady pay for dinner. And, if she's lucky, I'll take care of dessert. Ice cream cake, baby -- love that shit!
Sesame Street Duct Tape Wallets [wallethacker]
Thanks to Hatch, who was made famous for his role in LOST.
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Reader Comments
1. paineel - February 27, 2009 9:14 AM
i have these already on my cubicle at work they are like awesome and you can duct tape co workers to their chairs until they tell you where the sugar packets are located that they hid on you.
2. J. Grizz - February 27, 2009 9:17 AM
Since Douchey McGee isn't going to say it, then I will.
FIRST!!!
3. paineel - February 27, 2009 9:19 AM
I wish the EMO sitting across from me would go get me some coffee and maybe a danish
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - February 27, 2009 9:19 AM
6! 6 overly priced wallets! Ah Ah Ah!
5. abu - February 27, 2009 9:21 AM
Rich people want to meet___Millionaire Loving co m_____ when you visit you will meet real millionaires with love for you. wont you try.
6. Timbo - February 27, 2009 9:34 AM
Abu you're annoying.
7. paineel - February 27, 2009 9:35 AM
abu does suck at posting
copy and paste is so generic
8. Daisy - February 27, 2009 9:39 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. you can tell its a fake bcause the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the Movie NEver BAck Down where MAx had hios IP address blocked at a website preventing him from posting. He also was blocked from Baja's house. Eventually he subscribed to a different internet provider and was able to post on the website again
9. poodles - February 27, 2009 9:41 AM
So I went and DELETED all of the files from the millionaire loving server so the page is no longer up, no need to link to it anymore since it's gone, sorry Abu
10. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 27, 2009 9:49 AM
4- Damnit! Now I'll be talking like that all day!! I was already going to have "Rubber Ducky" stuck in my head...
These wallets are cool, the price is fair-ish, but you could just... make it yourself... ah-ah-ah.
11. Ollie Williams - February 27, 2009 9:57 AM
Since when did Burt smile?
12. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - February 27, 2009 9:58 AM
@10
One! One great idea! Ah Ah Ah!
13. gizmoduck - February 27, 2009 10:07 AM
today, all day, i shall talk about "fill in the blank"
14. Trevour - February 27, 2009 10:10 AM
These are awesome, but are they licensed? I just don't want the Sesame Street lawyers (who I'm sure have blue felt skin and orange noses) to crack down on this walleteer's ass.
And The Count has a bit of a tan.
15. Pat - February 27, 2009 11:58 AM
Where's "Pot Cookie" monster? That's who I really want to see!
16. Elwood Moose - February 27, 2009 3:26 PM
I would feel a little awkward pulling my condom out of a wallet that has Elmo on it.
Who am I kidding.. that condom has not left that wallet since 1987, when I first put it in there. *sigh*
17. PunsKillPeople - February 27, 2009 4:01 PM
Oh GW, you're so classy... <3
And @16...oh god...Elmo wallet+condom...please don't tell me you drive a big white van with no windows ;D
In college, I used to try to be all cool by going to the health center and pocketing like thirty condoms at a time. This went on for like a week, until security caught me filling them with milk and flour and throwing them at freshmen like they were water balloons.
And that was the best use I ever got out of a condom...
18. Tennist0 - February 28, 2009 3:46 PM
@17- im so gonna do that!! that idea is rad to the power of sick!!
19. Josh Hopper - March 6, 2009 4:45 PM
i'm a christian of the most high god and i demand that you do not cuss because GOD DOESN'T LIKE IT AND IF YOU AREN'T TAKIN ME SERIOUSLY THEN NOONE CAN HELP YOU PLEASE E-MAIL COMMENTS BUT NO CUSSING LEST THE WORST THING COME UPON YOU!!!!!
20. Jennifer's Review - March 11, 2009 11:46 AM
Actually, I thought these would make awesome coasters .... ok ... it was the wine talking ... but STILL!
21. m0nkey - March 17, 2009 3:12 PM
these would be great gifts..just need to thnk of someone to give it to..
22. H-Weezy - May 16, 2009 2:22 PM
How do you buy it?