Feb 19 2009Guy Loses Finger To Neodymium Magnets

suave

Well try to be more careful dude, who fuks around with magnets that powerful anyways...

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max gets his finger stuck in his asshole and calls his brother to help him take it out. Later the asshole gets a mind of its own and eats everything in site and max eventually shits out his mouth.

yep thats herpes alright, shoulda kept his finger outa that one!

Daisy Double

dude you watched some f#cked up movie there.

Looks like my penis

Boring! It looks like my finger when I'm digging for boogs.

Wow I am retarted

FAIL !!!!
If your going to stick your finger in a dangerous place, at least have the common sense to make sure it's the right finger that gets it.(.ex: the middle finger)..that way when it's in a splint you can flip everyone the byrd and not get in trouble for doing so..

BBQ sauce!!!

hairy wolfenfingers

@8 not the real Daisy - You're not too bright either since you can't spell the word retarded correctly.

Imagine if it was your testicles in between thos magnets. *shudder*

You could easily kill someone with this. Just put one magnet behind someones back and then hold the other to their abdomen.

Why is it black?!? Did he try scorching it to stop the bleeding?

Pour some rubbing alchohol on it and it'll be ok.

woulda been more amusing to find this idiot dead on the floor with the magnets half imbedded in each side of his torso

ew

... or one big magnet in the back and a bunch of his little N80's in his chest

Magnetism is 6,000 times more powerful than gravity. Duh, don't screw with industrial magnets. Idiot is lucky he doesn't have one embedded in his forehead.

I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.

I had a friend lose the top half of his pinky in a hydraulic winch, it looked similar. Ouch!

Here you go, son! I brought you some magnets to play with from work! Have fun!

@ 14, I think the black stuff is some kind of hospital-strength liquid bandage, like 'New Skin' but for more serious injuries. It looks like they put a stitch or two in but it would be pretty tough to bandage or fully stitch up such a ragged/irregular wound, especially on the tip of the finger like that.

We use them in ion engines. Makes the electrons swirl so nicely.

this reminds me of the time my small puerto rican friend put his hand in a propped door.
then my friend double-foot drop kicked it shut.
his finger 'sploded.
he ahd lots of vicadin,
so he was a funny guy.

if you go on the United Nuclear website, they sell these and warn that these type of magnets have over 300 pounds of pull force if you get them close to one another. it says that a kid got his hand crushed due to 2 of these magnets being in the same room together.

these are magnets for industrial use and scientific experiments, not for amateurs. this guy is lucky he didnt get his hand crushed or worse

this has horror movie written all over it.

This is why Senator Kelly fears me and my mutant powers. Next time, I'll take off someone's head, or reverse the flow of iron in a human's blood and have it spurt out his ears like a fountain in front of Caesar's Palace.

#27, Erik, really, you should know better than anyone that iron salts like that in hemaglobin are not significantly influenced by your magnetic fields.

Just because they give you that power in comic books doesn't mean it's real.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max went to the country club and told his friend wong it was a restricted club, he shouldn't let them know he's jewish.

Yeah well Prof, your a dick, bub hohohohoh

@26 ... they already did. its called final destination I - IIX

Dude those pictures gave me goosebumps.
I got my finger crushed in a car door when I was eight. It turned all blue and purple and my fingernail came off. I thought it was the worst finger injury till I saw this. Ick.

#30, in addition to not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're," you're boring.

Once again, I call on the commenters of this board to actually try to be funny. Really, when the sociopathic troll with tourettes is the cream of the crop, it says sad things about the state of blog commenting.

@ 14 - Speaking from my own experience of a reattached finger, that black part is probably just a mixture of dried blood and stitches.

@33... Why even bother reading the comments if they're so sophomoric/sociopathic? Wait, unless, YOU are the troll...

Well played, sir. Well played.

@35... Clearly YOU are the troll you lame fat prick.

This story is BS anyway, because if that did happen, those magnets would have shattered.

My question: How the hell are they going to separate the two magnets to get that dude's finger nail? With that kind of Neodymium magnetic force they will never be able to retrieve the nail to re-attach it.

It's not like he can grow another one...that's just crazy.

Could you imagine a room with these magnets on the walls, putting somebody in it, and keep tossing little magnets in the middle or something? What a rush that would be...

@13: Why, oh why did you have to go there?

@36: Where would the pieces go if they were to shatter? And no they wouldn't, not from 20 inches apart.

I agree with #35, you are the troll.

#37

wow lol fingernails do grow back.

and you can just use some kind of vice to slide them apart, or just bang them against the wall or drop them a few times and they'll become easier to pull apart.

Those magnets come from united nuclear, if any one is interested.
http://www.unitednuclear.com/supplies.htm

here is an excerpt from the product listing:
"If carrying one into another room, carefully plan the route you will be taking. Sensitive instruments like computers & monitors will be affected in an entire room. Loose metallic objects and other magnets may become airborne and fly at great speed to attach themselves to these magnets. If you get caught in between the two, you can be severely injured. These magnets will crush bones in the blink of an eye.
Two of these magnets close together can create an almost unbelievable magnetic field that can be incredibly dangerous."

flippin' awesome...

40 - They won't grow back if the entire nail bed has been ripped off, as it clearly was in this case.

Couldn't you seperate the magnets using bigger, stronger magnets? More horsepower!

Yeah, I don't think that nail is growing back. It practially ripped off the tip of his finger.

I think you could pull them apart using a couple of Chevy 1/2 tons... Let's ask Howie Long.

Yes.

There you have it.

And the guy who lost his nail is a pussy. I once had three fingers snap off in the middle of the third quarter against the Broncos. I just stuffed 'em in my sock and at the end of the game, stapled 'em back on. I'm fine now. C'mon, Magnet Boy, grow a set.

well that sucks. LOL

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Hi... I noticed that this was on the internet. I am the guy who got involved in the magnet accident. The photo's are real and not shopped. My finger was. I will have a new surgery in September.,,,,,, please keep away from these harmfull items... Regards.... Dirk