Feb 6 2009Google Maps Spots God, God Loves Hugs


This is a Google Street View of what is undeniably God reaching out to give a cornfield and 2320 600th Avenue, Hartsburg, Illinois a big, loving hug. Beautiful, God. Now not to criticize or anything, but you want to join me at the gym tonight? I'm doing arms.

God Caught on Google Street View Giving the World a Hug

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WOWO ^_^

HAHA I WAS FIRST!!! for the second time in my life (ha)

praise the lord!!! better times are ahead


google maps are getting wild

Sometimes when you don't feel normal, doing a normal thing makes you feel normal. Here... start shaving.

All hail the contrail in front of the sun!


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was working nights with Fonzie in the morgue and decided that he could make some money on the side if he ran a prostitution ring on the side. But their whores weren't dirty real life drugged out whores, he had the fun make believe movie whores, so everything was fun.

The Christian in me says "love." The pessimist in me says "apocalypse."

photoshop-police - February 6, 2009 12:59 PM

I was asked to pass this on to Daisy:

"Please stop misrepresenting our movie. It is NOTHING like you describe, and we never use photoshop.
Sincerely, the actual friggin producers of a real friggin movie called "Never Back Down"


Wow. Goggle Maps Street View camera takes a picture of the sunlight reflecting on the outer lens. Magical and mystifying.

Take a picture of that at night Google. Would you see the devil? No. You would see a dark Illinois cornfield. reeeetards.

I have to admit I stared at the picture trying to see "god", but failed. I was thinking, is it a shape in the cloud, is it in the corn...then I realized it's just a backlit cloud and a contrail distorted by the google picture stitching software, and people have decided it looks like something.

Even knowing that, it doesn't look like anything. sad.

I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.


@10 Hater...

It's cool looking and we all know it!


You're still a douche, but what if I'm masturbating TO dinosaur porn?


I think a war is starting and $.02 & Watch are about to be on the receiving end of some digital beat downs. beat up. they are beat offs. there I said it.


look, we would stop if GW would actually stop daisy from making these stupid NBD posts and let us have a comments section that lets us have an intelligent discussion about the articles he posts. and no we arent a--sshole

@17 Watch

Relax champ. It's an internet blog comment section that will get buried. and I mean BURIED under the billions of new bits of information occurring on the internet every second.

Just enjoy it while you can.

AHHH!!! You jerks scared off LSDeisel and Thumperchica!!!! They were my favorite celebrity couple... *crys miserably*

14 - If you are currently masturbating to DinoPr0n, God kills a sea-serpent. Just to keep it even keel, stupid, stupid ocean dwellers...

17 - I Don't care about Daisy. Or NBD, sometimes it's funny, sometimes I scroll past it. This is not a "we" thing. You = douchedangle.

19 - Apparently they, Backed Down.

I like how "Gods arms" say C2009 Google

lol we know who owns his ass!!

you like the video?

like it up your butt?
google can record that if you like

@22. Did I say two fingers? Better make it three.

i am not a douche ollie, i just want her to stop, so i dont have to scroll past parts of the comments.

thats what he's doing? i thought he was lighting wemons bushes on fire.
i never paid attention in re.

im gay

All this chaos in the world and God has nothing better to do than hug corn?

It's a parhelic circle. It would extend around the whole horizon. In a way, it is a representation of god... the conditions that need to be present in order to occur are numerous and narrow.


apparently i saw the same thing at my school on google maps

go here

26- I'm sure you are gay. Even moreso for trying to impersonate fSN. We know you're fake and should be sued for copyright infringement. Asshat.

so you can put in all the bad words here with all the bad fu ck in g spaces in place. Like cu nt. ba st ar d. What say mo the r fu ck er.

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