Feb 12 2009Good Times: David After The Divorce
Remember David, the little kid who was high as a kite after going to the dentist? Well this is him 20 years later after going to get a divorce. The video was made by a couple members of the Upright Citizens Brigade theater. I thought it was humorous, but possibly only because I can relate. And now David, I'd like to share with you a passage from my memoir, The GW: Life and Times of an Illustrious Blogger, that may help you through this troubled period.
"...and in my hour of darkness I approached The Superficial Writer with my problems. Prophetically, he spoke, "Lap dances. As many as you can get before they catch on." Then, stuffing a stack of photocopied $20's in my jacket pocket, he sent me on my way.
Later that night, as I entered The Cat Box for the first time, I felt a lightness about me -- as if a giantweightbitch had been lifted from my shoulders..."
Like that? Well stay tuned for Chapter 6: Getting Tested. The GW: Life and Times of an Illustrious Blogger hits book shelves this fall.
If that video wasn't your cup of tea hit the jump for the David After The Dentist Remix as well as Chad Vader After The Dentist.
Reader Comments
1. WeJammin1st - February 12, 2009 5:52 PM
1ST
2. Mike - February 12, 2009 5:55 PM
I have no life.
3. naas - February 12, 2009 6:04 PM
ahahah great stuff, nassy likes
4. J-rock - February 12, 2009 6:15 PM
4th
5. Pew³ - February 12, 2009 6:20 PM
The divorce one is just sad.
6. Daisy - February 12, 2009 6:22 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exaclty like that scene int he movie Never Back Down where Max went to visit the railroad workers. One of the workers recognized him as someone who used to be on the crew, but was sent off to be killed by hanging after he hit the boss in the face with a shovel. The worker said Max, they said you was hung. Max said, and they was right.
7. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 12, 2009 6:23 PM
ZMOG! That was awesome!
8. Tiki81BIATCH - February 12, 2009 6:24 PM
Here's another, it's Darth Vader after the dentist spoof of the kid video.
http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/vader-goes-to-the-dentist-3941
9. Pew³ - February 12, 2009 6:57 PM
@8. Wow. Good thing you uploaded that link there. If only GW could have put a link to that video for us, we wouldn't have to rely on your cunning search.
BTW, what did you think of the third video GW posted?
10. Sam - February 12, 2009 6:57 PM
Im on a divorce to. But Darth Vader video will keep me allive some more time Tiki81BIATCH!
Thx
11. Hunter - February 12, 2009 7:27 PM
Significantly less funny...
12. koOPa - February 12, 2009 7:46 PM
Shits weak!
13. Matt - February 12, 2009 9:10 PM
lol this David thing is getting so big. did you guys see the Christian Bale one?
http://www.geekstir.com/christian-bale-takes-on-david-after-dentist-visit
14. Tom - February 12, 2009 9:22 PM
Chad Vader should've screamed "Noooooo!" At that part.
15. Al Dracone - February 12, 2009 9:47 PM
Who the hell is David? BTW, shouldn't that gas wore of in 20 years? Anyway, I agree with Daisy (yes, again, and no, I'm not hi ... just drunk), it's fake. David didn't get a divorce, because he's sad in the video, and I doubt that the Geekologie Writer got one. He's just trying to spite every married man that reads this blog.
16. tina - February 12, 2009 10:38 PM
Aw...... He acts helpless, but he is really a useless hose bag.
Screw him, I'd love to watch something more supportive to his useless cause.
17. martega - February 12, 2009 10:46 PM
17th!!!
18. Douchie Mc Bagman - February 12, 2009 10:50 PM
The complainer wasn't a reader, it was a sponsor. Who was a new sponser around the time he started censoring bad words? I never see the ads because I block them at the browser.
19. softlicious - February 13, 2009 7:05 AM
@20 - Stop talking about yourself.
20. Timbo - February 13, 2009 9:14 AM
Gimma some Gizmos and Gadgets
21. Momboelitist - February 13, 2009 10:10 AM
I'm still trying to figure out why GW would climb into a cat box.....Did he have to go that bad?
See what I did there? He was talking about a strip club and I used it to my advantage for a bathroom joke. Clever, huh? I guess my father was wrong when he said I'd amount to something.
22. Rod - February 13, 2009 10:29 AM
My God... SO SO funny. Long live UCB!
23. jasdfl - February 13, 2009 11:41 AM
I thought that was funny.
24. poodles - February 13, 2009 1:55 PM
yo this guy looks the bad guy from Galdiator
25. poodles - February 13, 2009 2:02 PM
yeah like this guy, but without the beard and stuff...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlUlIF3xw0Q
26. poodles - February 13, 2009 2:05 PM
wait this one is better, since when is the kind of gay emperor of Rome that wants his sister turn into a fat stoner...? YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH AW YEAH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_Ikksg40U
27. dar - February 13, 2009 2:43 PM
that was stupid
28. Delgo - February 13, 2009 4:23 PM
no
29. david - February 14, 2009 10:48 AM
the first one was funny, because it was real.
the divorce one was actually embarrassing to watch. for grown men...you think think they would have a better since of humor.