Feb 6 2009Geekologie Reader's Bacon Beerito Recipe

Loyal Geekologie Reader Sheniferous decided to share his Beer Burrito with me. And, since caring means sharing, I decided to pass along the coronary infarction to you. No need to thank me folks, just dig in.
We start off with the secret filling (Geekologie Writer's note: appears to be a rice and vegetable mixture -- Sheniferious, I'm thinking sausage and pepperoni next time), that's swimming in an All-Malt Porter. Then we bake porter-marinated bacon and not only chop it up in to bits for the beerito filling, but then lay two strips in the beerito. The beerito is then wrapped in porter-soaked tortillas, wrapped with two thicker porter-marinated strips of bacon. It's then dipped in beer batter and deep fried. Mmmm...mmm delicious!!!
My goodness, that sounds delectable. I've been living off Kid Cuisines and gin for the better part of a year now, and I've got to admit: marathon runs.
Hit the jump for a couple more and a link to the Flickr gallery.


Thanks Sheniferous, now send me one. Seriously, overnight that joint.
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Reader Comments
1. ITSDAGOOCH - February 6, 2009 1:07 PM
first !!!
2. DeeplyTroubled - February 6, 2009 1:07 PM
Ewww
3. gizmoduck - February 6, 2009 1:08 PM
my butt just exploded
4. E of R - February 6, 2009 1:14 PM
Mmmmm high cholesterol.... dough!
5. Top Ten Guy - February 6, 2009 1:16 PM
Wohoo!!
Top ten!
6. skeps - February 6, 2009 1:19 PM
oh. my. god. I think I'm gonna be sick
7. J - February 6, 2009 1:22 PM
omg, YUM.
8. Timbo - February 6, 2009 1:23 PM
That sounds really REALLY disgusting...
9. Timbo - February 6, 2009 1:24 PM
I just threw up in my mouth....
10. gizmoduck - February 6, 2009 1:33 PM
i will give you answers
the truth about our time
11. GTO--Josh - February 6, 2009 1:33 PM
@3
That's what she said
12. beep beep - February 6, 2009 1:46 PM
Daisy, your jokes are lame, the movie sucked, and you are a floppy vagina.
13. Daisy - February 6, 2009 1:50 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movioe Never Back Down where Max and Baja are looking at a possible site for their ghost busting business. Max is talking with the real estate agent about all the problems he sees with the site and how it really isn't good for anything except possibly MTVs real world, when Baja comes sliding down the fire pole and exclaims - this place is perfect.
14. gizmoduck - February 6, 2009 1:50 PM
that is what i said
i'm kevin bacon gawd damnit!!
15. Pew³ - February 6, 2009 1:52 PM
No more time to fool around
No more time for stupid games
The moment has come to let it out!
16. beep beep - February 6, 2009 1:54 PM
Daisy swallows loads for $5.
17. Martega - February 6, 2009 1:55 PM
13!!!!!!! =D
18. Martega - February 6, 2009 1:55 PM
17*
19. naas - February 6, 2009 2:03 PM
This looks delicious. Big up for bacon lovers everywhere.
@16 & @16 Another newb has joined the channel.
20. ye - February 6, 2009 2:15 PM
that kinda looks good...
21. Justin Storms - February 6, 2009 2:19 PM
I put one of these in my ass after we made them. It was gayalilious.
22. Love Muscle - February 6, 2009 2:21 PM
Nothing new here, just another bacon fueled colonic. Show me something awesome like a deep fryer that uses cheese whiz... and more ninja's for f*ck sake.
23. finfan - February 6, 2009 2:27 PM
Eww... Oh... What a sexy arm!! (.)(.)
_
24. finfan - February 6, 2009 2:27 PM
HAHA!!! Not even... ew gross!!!
25. Watch - February 6, 2009 3:06 PM
NEVER BACK DOWN IS FAKE!!!! NOW SHUT THE FUC--K UP!!!!!!
26. Freddy K - February 6, 2009 3:08 PM
Kudos for creativity. Whenever you can add beer to breakfast, its a win. And beer to bacon??... damn.
May need some work on the filling, but since I'm not eating it (or even developing it) who knows.
Did I mention I would have this for Breakfast? mmmmmmmmmmm
27. Watch - February 6, 2009 3:18 PM
OH NO!!! TIE FIGHTERS!! RUUUUAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!!!!!!!11111!!1!!1!1!11
28. i hate dasiy - February 6, 2009 3:25 PM
is it just me or is daisy mentally retarted and evrything to him/her is photoshoped everything is fake to yu isnt it
29. Milkman - February 6, 2009 3:50 PM
Awesome.. now I can soil my panties and clog my arteries at the same time.
30. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 6, 2009 3:53 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
BRRRRREEEEEEEETTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOO
31. Spam Artist - February 6, 2009 3:58 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoslut job. You can tell its a lock because the shadow's are bolted tight.
This is vomittingly reminderish of a scene from the movie Tender Dracula where one of the drunken overdubbed french make up artists baked a loaf of bread using a can of guinness and some potatoes.
He later shat bricks and built a small dwelling from them.
32. hollywood_hillbilly - February 6, 2009 4:38 PM
To properly deep fry something that large you need a bigger fryer. With a smaller volume of oil the temperature drops far enough to allow grease soak in to the item being cooked. If you don't have access to a restaurant fryer I would suggest a turkey deep fryer.
33. finfan - February 6, 2009 5:07 PM
Just to let everybody know... Daisy is a man!!! And that's not hating on him, either!!! It's true!!!
34. K4ot1K - February 7, 2009 8:49 AM
Anyone up for a heart attack?
35. eggs - February 7, 2009 9:51 AM
That reminds me, I have to go back to studying antidysrhythmatics. Which you'll need. Soon.
Also, what is with all the recipes? A contest to see who can make the most number of doctors rich?
36. eggs - February 7, 2009 9:56 AM
GW, I can understand if you post something nice to look at a la food porn, but this is just greasy and lumpy. Plus, what's the point? "See, I've made this delicous thing. You can't even smell it. You can't have any. Because you can't reach through the screen to grab some of it. Harhar!"
It is for this very reason I never tune in to the food channel.
37. mrnumi - February 7, 2009 10:49 AM
FAKE!
Totally fake. You don't fry a burrito. That, my friends, is a chimichanga.
38. JDub - February 10, 2009 9:19 AM
Is it me or does that first picture look like an outtake from Alien - Just after John Hurt coughs his gut up?!?
...and Daisy, surely you've rinsed that joke by now?!?
39. Itsmeoverhere - February 10, 2009 2:16 PM
Ah, as a former fatty, banded a year ago, I no longer eat this stuff, but thank godness for pictures, bless you, eat on dudes and dudettes...
40. DH - February 10, 2009 3:42 PM
HEART EXPLOSION
41. Cat - February 12, 2009 10:15 PM
dear god.
I think I gained a few pounds just looking at that monstrosity.
42. Abdulla Al Muthaf - February 14, 2009 1:54 PM
Eeeww... I Just Vomited inside my mouth ( Pizza Hut Pepperoni pizza ) and then swallowed the vomit back again because of this pic :S
43. Defiance - February 15, 2009 5:22 PM
where is mine? naw nevermind..it looks fatning :P
44. Angel Naomi - February 16, 2009 1:28 AM
Wooooooow. I'm a fan of frying everything and this takes the cake XD
45. axsd1 - February 21, 2009 1:22 PM
Looks delicious !
Just like the McPizza, it must be excruciatingly fat but soooo tasty...
Gotta love beer, though hehe...
46. Dannydaman - February 25, 2009 7:44 AM
mmm WHO WANTS A HEART FAILURE!!!
47. Madzay - March 4, 2009 1:15 AM
put this on the beakfast menu at McDonald's and it would be a hit!!!!!!
It would just belong there
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