Feb 2 2009Geekologie Reader Makes Zombie Cake
Geekologie reader Kristen went and made her boyfriend a zombie cake. That was nice of you, Kristen.
The hand was crafted out of newspaper, paper mache and tape. The cake is all chocolate with Oreo crumbles to resemble dirt. My boyfriend's name is Jonathan and he's studying Animation. He keeps the hand at the studio on his desk.
I call the ring finger! Mmmm, papery. Fiber, bitches, what?
Hit the jump for several more pictures, including one of the zombie trying to put the move on Jonathan.
Thanks Kristen, I love gummi worms.
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Reader Comments
1. Chuey The Midget - February 2, 2009 4:30 PM
First...yes...the midget is first!!
2. Jay - February 2, 2009 4:30 PM
FIRST
3. Jay - February 2, 2009 4:32 PM
ah. dayumm. >:[
4. Thumperchica - February 2, 2009 4:33 PM
Woo-hoo!!! We are uncensored. Thanks GW.
This cake is badass!!!!!
5. E of R - February 2, 2009 4:34 PM
The people have spoken! mmmm gummie worms, dough!
6. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - February 2, 2009 4:35 PM
Sooo...the hand is uneatable??
7. Ollie Williams - February 2, 2009 4:39 PM
Someone give this girl a hand for making her boyfriend such a cake.
See what I did there?
8. Stormy - February 2, 2009 4:40 PM
I might just make LSDiesel one of these for his birthday...
but I'd use a real hand of course. Any volunteers?
9. Thumperchica - February 2, 2009 4:42 PM
9- Day Late. Buck Short.
BTW- I no thump bibles.... hehehehe
7- Depends on your definition of "edible"... I'm sure you could choke it down with some Ketchup, or even Catsup.
10. OJ's Mom - February 2, 2009 4:49 PM
@11 - Nope. Nope. Nope.
Oops, you used a bad word.
Sorry, guys. We've gotten a lot of complaints so we need to start moderating the language on the site. Try cleaning up the language in your comment and post it again. Lame, we know. Thanks for understanding.
11. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - February 2, 2009 4:53 PM
Sorry Thumperchica . . . I'm a poor little mexican boy that hasn't passed the E.S.L. Or is it inglish?
12. Thumperchica - February 2, 2009 4:57 PM
@12 - See #4 - What word did you use that got censored?
13- I wasn't knocking your spelling, just being a smartass....
13. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - February 2, 2009 4:59 PM
Its all cool in my mexicanhood!!!
I used "naggers" but with an "I" instead of an "A" and it got rejected. I figured that since we have a black president..Us white folk can use it as well.
14. blp - February 2, 2009 5:03 PM
we can't say c*u*n*t
15. Garrett - February 2, 2009 5:12 PM
@10 I would make one for SiGee too.
nom nom nom nom nommmyy.....
Where tha f*uck are you SiGee?
I got Effin Censored! WTF!
Thought it was fixed..
GEH!
16. Ian Cunningham (Izzy) - February 2, 2009 5:49 PM
Bet you guys a billion dollars that a glass g-1 pool table will be posted.
17. DrNecropolis - February 2, 2009 5:51 PM
@ 18- Sweet, I love accents! Good call
18. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - February 2, 2009 5:52 PM
Who cares Izzy Cuntingham!! I'll bet you a zillion dollars that I won't grow an another inch in my life!!!
19. Spam Artist - February 2, 2009 6:02 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete phosphorous job. You can tell its a lake because the Shadow's are on the last song of the set.
This is not quite but almost entirely like a scene from the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula has this cake given to him for his birthday.
He bites into the hand and finds out it is made from newspaper. This greatly displeases the Count and he asks never to have newspaper cake served to him again.
This serves as a lesson to all those in the business of journalism, that once read, a newspaper can serve purposes which may be cruel though unintentionally so.
20. Ryan - February 2, 2009 6:07 PM
Ha Ha.
Epic Phail.
Then she's gonna bitch-slap him when he tries to eat the cake, chokes on the finger, and tells her he's gay.
21. Milkman - February 2, 2009 6:07 PM
Finally a chick that gets it... Dude she's a keeper!
22. Daisy - February 2, 2009 6:12 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max desn't say the words exactly right when he picks up the Necronomicon. This causes the dead to rise again, and he trips in the graveyard and a skeletony hand pokes him in the eyes.
23. Commando Vault - February 2, 2009 6:19 PM
Daisy = "Tweak589" on youtube
Grief away!
24. Watch - February 2, 2009 6:24 PM
DAISY SHUT UP!!!!
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake bewcause the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the website Geekologie where Daisy woulndt stop making lame never back down jokes and caused the admins to remove the comments section so that she couldnt make annoying spam comments again!!!!!
25. Thumperchica - February 2, 2009 6:28 PM
OK, I'm apparently not censored at all. That's funny as hell!!!!
26. Ravlar - February 2, 2009 6:51 PM
That's disturbing, I have that bedspread
27. guenther - February 2, 2009 7:05 PM
i got a zombie cake myself.
it was vegan, looked fantastic and the fingers coming out of it were eatable.
it was a great birthday.
28. bust it - February 2, 2009 9:50 PM
if GW can say "b*tches" then why the hey can't i say "kum-guzzling t!t f*cker"
29. Kelly - February 2, 2009 10:36 PM
It looks yummy! She did a good job
30. Boost - February 2, 2009 11:15 PM
Afghanistan Banana Stand.
That is all.
31. softlicious - February 3, 2009 12:36 PM
@23 - I agree! Although I like Mario and Zelda and wich for a different type of cake
@29 - No, no, no! A zombie cake can't be vegan, zombie=meat.
@32 - Yes, she did a good handjob!
If a nice gal asks you for a hand, the cake isn't worth the hand (candle). Oh, and if a nice fairy girl is reading Geekologie, I want this:
http://www.beau-coup.com/Images/zelda-wedding-cake.jpg