Feb 13 2009Don't Try This At Home: Shooting Friend With Black Powder Powered Nerf Projectile
Note: Video contains a little foul language. Sailors, please ignore this warning.
Basically these asshats stuff a suction-cup tipped Nerf projectile into a real gun, pack the thing full of black-powder, and shoot some guy in the gonads. It looks like it hurts. Skip to about 2:30 for the actual shooting to begin. But warning: you may want to cover your own junk with a coffee cup while you watch. Haha, just make sure it's empty first -- MEDIC!
Tip: don't fire a Nerf dart out of a real gun [dvice]
Thanks to Ryan, who once shot a friend in the ass with a blow-dart gun and would have gotten his ass kicked had he not coated the dart in poison frog.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - February 13, 2009 1:45 PM
Suck it softlicious, being firstarded isn't anything to be proud of and you seem to be having a field day today. You're just showing everyone that you have no life & get off on something as weightless as being the first to comment. It's old, it's gay & it makes you look stupid.
Help me help you.
2. koOPa - February 13, 2009 1:46 PM
Shits weak!
3. Ollie Williams - February 13, 2009 1:46 PM
Blocked at work. Sucks.
4. Pew³ - February 13, 2009 1:48 PM
Suppose I was looking for man who could make a 2200 yard cold bore shot, who's alive that could do that?
5. Moose Knuckle - February 13, 2009 1:48 PM
Retardfest,
If you submit to getting shot in the junk for your friends amusement then... you can be my friend.
6. E of R - February 13, 2009 1:50 PM
I 2nd that motion... Work sux!
7. Moose Knuckle - February 13, 2009 1:50 PM
Annnnnd NERF is my favorite toy manufacturer EVER!!!!
8. naas - February 13, 2009 1:51 PM
@3 A quality example of jackassness with a little blood where you don't want to see blood.
9. Popadopolis - February 13, 2009 2:03 PM
FINALLY! A video I can see from my CUBICLE!! And might I say... this definitely belongs on "world's funniest home videos" in the "yet another dude getting PEWED in the junk" category. The 1st place prize? Ointment.
10. Ollie Williams - February 13, 2009 2:03 PM
@8
Thank you Naas for the commentary since I can't see the video. Much appreciated.
11. Ollie Williams Is A Pompous F.UCKTARD - February 13, 2009 2:03 PM
@3
You know what else sucks? You. You after 3 cosmos and half a peanut. Suck it hard!
12. Hmmm - February 13, 2009 2:04 PM
What I learned from this video:
Apparently, the moustache-less beard is this year's "in style" among queers...
(fyi, Michelle wasn't preparing to call 911, she was calling me to come over there and f_uck her since the queers all find her "eww".)
13. Pew³ - February 13, 2009 2:11 PM
Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shootin' stuff.
14. Lieutenant Bob - February 13, 2009 2:15 PM
Okay, I can imagine letting someone shoot me with one of those suckers if there was proper testing first.
But not wearing a cup/eye protection? No, not so much.
15. naas - February 13, 2009 2:20 PM
@10 Well after you see it you may want to encourage whoever blocks your right to view online media to try this at home.
16. gizmoduck - February 13, 2009 2:23 PM
dang....
was that in TN?
gwad damnit i need to move out of here
17. Charles Lobsterman - February 13, 2009 2:23 PM
USA! USA!
18. gizmoduck - February 13, 2009 2:26 PM
you what, f*ck that.
going to piranhas tonight.
whos coming with?
shoot some gwad damn derp derp derpp derpp nascar! whooooo
dale e! derp derp :snore:
19. Coach Patterson - February 13, 2009 2:27 PM
What a bunch of dumb asses!!! Yeah!!! What an idiot!!!
I actually wanna see more of it. OMG, this is so good. I've never seen such stupidity before. I just wanna make love to it right now. Ooooohhh myyyyyy goooooood this is f-ing rad. FIVE STARS bitch. FIVE STARS!!!
post more GW. Post more!!!
20. Leonidas - February 13, 2009 2:27 PM
"Get up, dude, are you all right?" It would be pretty epic to say this after shooting someone with proper bullets.
21. Pew³ - February 13, 2009 2:38 PM
@18. Piranhas Bar & Grill on 2nd? I'll be there. What time?
22. gizmoduck - February 13, 2009 2:41 PM
PEW PEW PEW
23. gizmoduck - February 13, 2009 2:50 PM
@21
we need to have a better way of communication
and i refuse to get stood up.
plus you're in CA
24. Daisy - February 13, 2009 2:55 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shasow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max is supposed to go sailing from 1 island to another with Baja and her parents. Max misses his plane, and shows up late, and finds the family has been kidnapped by Frank Costanza. Max gets help from Frank Lopez and rescues Baja and her family.
25. Right Fury - February 13, 2009 3:03 PM
My vote is this is Los Angeles. All those douche pubes faces, douche t shirts, and complete douche behavior. And the hat of course.
26. Charles Lobsterman - February 13, 2009 3:11 PM
Hey, America is America. You people are shameless in your juvenile stupidity. Oh, and when this comment gets stuck "in your craw" and decide to argue with me, please use proper spelling and grammar. Thanks.
27. Kurt - February 13, 2009 3:20 PM
These fckn tools use 'epic' and 'pwn' in everyday talk. Fck it's annoying. God damn losers.
28. Echy - February 13, 2009 3:23 PM
Apparently they failed out of school. If they had actually tried at educating themselves, they would have realized that ANYTHING racing at a human at 1500+fps, at that distance, is going to pierce skin. They're lucky they didn't blind the guy.
And only n00bs pronounce pwn, as it looks.
29. grammar-killer - February 13, 2009 4:05 PM
@26: "and decide to argue with me"? Isn't that missing a little word like "you"? When you take a dig at the Americans for their spelling and grammar (however well-deserved it may be), don't you think you should read through your slow-witted post at least once before you hit the "Post Your Comment" button?
30. Al Dracone - February 13, 2009 4:39 PM
I love it! I only wish THESE guys would have tried it before breeding. http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/morons_who_named_their_son_ado.php
31. Pew³ - February 13, 2009 5:41 PM
@23. MK and I have both left you clue's, it's your move.
32. gizmoduck - February 13, 2009 5:59 PM
@31
head games! thats all i get from you.
you're move. and make it snappy
33. Tricky Ricky - February 13, 2009 5:59 PM
Stay tuned, I heard next week they're going to shoot a Nerf Football from a homemade P.V.C. cannon into someone ass, oh wait, thats already been done on MTV's Jackass...
34. gizmoduck - February 13, 2009 6:06 PM
thats right...
you are move....
:sigh:
35. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 13, 2009 6:22 PM
@27: I completely agree. People need to find a dictionary and look up "epic." Jackass ≠ epic.
36. Pew³ - February 13, 2009 6:38 PM
my are move? It's you are move...
Where are you looking?
Maybe you should give me a clue.
37. Moose Knuckle - February 13, 2009 6:43 PM
Move Shmove, just click my link to my blog and leave a fricken' comment.
Sheesh!
38. Moose Knuckle - February 13, 2009 6:47 PM
Killin' me smalls..
39. Watch - February 13, 2009 8:44 PM
one word describes the people in the video: DUMBASS!!!!
40. Barry O - February 14, 2009 3:22 AM
Loser pack living in a shitty California toolbox house, actually saying "pwn". Dart happens to hit the balls? That's God kicking some natural selection in.
41. K4ot1K - February 14, 2009 7:19 AM
My friend tried that, I caught it with my dick, and shot it back.
It killed him
42. E of R - February 14, 2009 1:55 PM
Kill Your TV!
43. Dan - February 14, 2009 6:36 PM
Im sure there are easier ways to get castrated.
44. دردشة - February 25, 2010 10:13 PM
Goood Thank Youfsgsfg Veryowe
45. دردشة مصرية - February 25, 2010 10:14 PM
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