Feb 12 2009Donkey Kong T-Shirt Turns Man Into Ape
Ever wanted to pretend you were an ape? Well you don't need a novelty t-shirt. You just crouch down real low and drag your knuckles on the ground and grunt a whole bunch. That's what I do, and I, my friends, was a gorilla for Halloween one year. The defense rests. Anyway, for a spine-tingling $28 you can get this (probably unlicensed) Donkey Kong t-shirt. And speaking of Donkey Kong, the snow levels in Donkey Kong Country -- ugh! I threw my controller at the TV not once, not twice, but twenty-thrice. SCREW YOU, STUPID SPINNING LAUNCH BARRELS! And, while I'm at it, suck it Zelda II! Wait, was that....blasphemous? Oh my God, what have I done?
Thanks to Russell, who needs no excuse to hurl barrels at unsuspecting plumbers.
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Reader Comments
1. The man - February 12, 2009 10:36 AM
Daisy sucks!
2. anoriss - February 12, 2009 10:38 AM
2nd
3. poodles - February 12, 2009 10:38 AM
DUDES! HE HAS A FAT LITTLE UPSIDE DOWN CHODE ON HIS CHEST!
4. catch22 - February 12, 2009 10:41 AM
for some reason i get a rick morannis' dark helmet costume from spaceballs vibe...
...its a neat shirt...but not for me
5. Clam - February 12, 2009 10:43 AM
The design gives him nice juicy titties. I see titties before I see dk.
6. r0k0 - February 12, 2009 10:43 AM
4th :(
@1 totally agree............ it was ok the 1st time the extra 1000000 times was just plain annoying ...like mrs swan (or whatever) he looka laka a man
7. Angel Mass - February 12, 2009 10:51 AM
Geekologie writer best man wedding tuxedo
8. CB - February 12, 2009 10:53 AM
Why not put the necktie at the neckline?
9. poodles - February 12, 2009 10:55 AM
seriously u guys don't see the phallic qualities in this design?
10. chrisamp - February 12, 2009 11:10 AM
yeah, a short, fat uncirced penis...gross!
11. naas - February 12, 2009 11:14 AM
Of all the designs you could use to make a donkey kong shirt someone prints a short, fat cartoon cock. Great job!
12. ZGeek - February 12, 2009 11:33 AM
If Zelda 2 had been properly developed we may have ended up with something like this today:
http://www.konjak.org/
(free download)
13. Ollie Williams Is A Pompous F.UCKTARD - February 12, 2009 12:11 PM
@3
With a side of the Herpes
14. tina - February 12, 2009 12:14 PM
gw i agree those snow levels suck.
15. tina - February 12, 2009 12:16 PM
and it is a little phalic. but thats ok because everyone knows that donkey and diddy were gay in the game, since they spank eachother when they switch places while grunting
16. ko0pa - February 12, 2009 12:19 PM
Sweet! I need this!
17. Kup - February 12, 2009 12:44 PM
I too see it as an elarged, fat, 'nether regions'., but also, doenst the tie look like an arrow telling Daisy K. where to apply her mouth parts?
18. Watch - February 12, 2009 12:45 PM
this shirt sucks
19. poodles - February 12, 2009 1:17 PM
@17 you 1up'ed me, good form!
20. Al Dracone - February 12, 2009 1:20 PM
Stupid.... and also, useless. Most of the guys I know don't need that to help them look like a gorilla.
21. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 12, 2009 2:18 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
Gotta love how they chose an already furry man to model this... Yes, it looks like cartoon penis, which from the orientation would mean that dudes tossing salad - right now.
22. Daisy - February 12, 2009 3:14 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was in the dr's office and sung Moon river as his Prostrate was being examined.
23. che-che - February 12, 2009 4:33 PM
i love daisy.
24. che-che - February 12, 2009 4:34 PM
i love daisy.
i too believe that is a chubby on his shirt. kinda like brock;s tattoo from UFC.
25. Watch - February 12, 2009 5:09 PM
annoying daisy with a family guy comment
26. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 12, 2009 6:11 PM
Watch, you are a total fcuktard. That's a Fletch reference. Family Guy referenced Fletch too.
Stop commenting, you are a waste of pixels.
27. Lobster - February 13, 2009 1:39 AM
Seriously. All a see is a dick and balls with a tie over the top of it...
28. Watch - February 13, 2009 10:04 AM
@26, youre the waste of pixels and so is daisy now fcuk off asshole
29. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 13, 2009 11:28 AM
What are you, like 12? Stop trying to play with the grown ups and go watch some Power Rangers or something...
30. Watch - February 13, 2009 11:57 AM
no, im just tired of you insulting me constantly on here after i post something.
31. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 13, 2009 3:56 PM
To sum up the argument between "watch" and fSN:
I know you are but what am I?
32. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 13, 2009 6:08 PM
Then post something that doesn't make you sound like a complete idiot.