February 3, 2009

Dinosaurs Running Loose In Indiana

Filed Under: cars / dinosaurs / driving / idiots / indiana jones / oh happy day / ooh la la / road / road rage / sign sign everywhere a sign - blocking up the scenery breaking my mind do this - don't do that - can't you read the sign? / yes please! / yes!

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That's right folks, apparently a truckload of raptors got loose in Hamilton County, Indiana, and drivers are being unsurprisingly stupid.

"It's kind of crazy. I'm totally confused," said one motorist. "I'm kind of expecting ... dinosaurs to run down the road, or something."

Only in my dreams, stupid motorist, only in my dreams.

'Raptors Ahead' Sign Gets Stares, Chuckles [theindychannel]

Thanks to Jeff, who got my hopes up and then crushed them like Piggy under a boulder.