Feb 20 2009Coca-Cowla, Now With More Bovine Urine
Cow urine soda, folks, it quenches your thirst and is packed with vitamins like Yellow #5. Mmmm, delicious AND nutritious.
The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), a Hindu nationalist conservative party, plans to sell 'Gau Jal', or 'Cow Water', as a rival to soft drink giants Pepsi and Coca Cola...the drink will not contain any additives and that inclusion of medicinal and ayurvedic herbs ensures it doesn't smell bad.
The cow is sacred to Hindus and the RSS has already promoted its urine as a cure for everything from liver disease to cancer.
Well sign me up for a case. And also, how do they collect all this cow urine. Is it anything like collecting semen from a bull? If so, count me in!
Hindu group makes cola from cow urine [msn]
Thanks to Ramy and Cosmic Rocket Man, who once drank Chupacabra urine and developed x-ray vision. Sweet!
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Reader Comments
1. shalan - February 20, 2009 9:31 AM
first u bitches
2. Martin - February 20, 2009 9:32 AM
grody! X(
3. McGloin Fücks Children - February 20, 2009 9:32 AM
fücking fück!
fücking fück!
fücking fück!
4. bannanas - February 20, 2009 9:33 AM
wow what a cure
5. Hubbard of the Nose - February 20, 2009 9:35 AM
Urine scares me.
I haven't peed in 12 years...
because...
*sob*.
hold me.
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 20, 2009 9:44 AM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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I still have the same reaction to this a week later... When your society gets to the point that you are using the bodily waste of any creature as a "cure" for everything, you have officially crossed over the lines of faith and into retardation. If you're Christian, and Jesus poops in a cup - don't eat it.
7. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 20, 2009 9:45 AM
McGloin F's Children - He who needs to fist f*ck has teensy tiny penis and hates himself.
8. daguz - February 20, 2009 9:52 AM
Wow, who pissed in your corn-flakes?
9. Timbo - February 20, 2009 9:54 AM
Mcgloin...you're an idiot...
That's all I've got for this post...
10. naas - February 20, 2009 10:10 AM
Well this would go great with my new cow-dry mini-pie idea where I throw a party and serve my guests freeze dried cowshit mini's.... mMMmmm
11. Pee - February 20, 2009 10:38 AM
Drink me BITCHES!
12. Morganzola - February 20, 2009 10:46 AM
I understand that cattle are sacred and all, but you don't see a bunch of goofy Evangelists lining up to drink Jesus pee. Some stuff is just cross culturally weird.
13. Watch - February 20, 2009 10:56 AM
nasty
14. I'm a Computer - February 20, 2009 10:57 AM
YUM. finally!!
15. Freddy K - February 20, 2009 10:58 AM
Of course Christians don't drink Jesus pee. He hasn't been on earth for like 2000 years. We now go for pope pee, but that stuff is super pricey - he is after all only one guy how much urine can he produce? So we have to settle for the likes of cardinal urine, priest piss and my favorite nun wee wee.
16. The Boss - February 20, 2009 11:29 AM
Ok well this is just wrong, I mean sure they have their belief system in place, but honestly. Waste discharge from another creature. WASTE discharge.
I'm curious as to wether or not those PETA people will step in.
Speaking of PETA, holy shit! They have some of the hottest women in that organization, honestly it makes me contemplate joining, but I just am not that willing to give up that which we all love, animal flesh. I gotta say though, if I ever turn into an extremist, that is the camp I'm joining.
Friggin' super babe vegetarians...
17. AtomicSquid - February 20, 2009 11:30 AM
Two cow posts back-to-back...
18. The_One - February 20, 2009 11:58 AM
Well i can safely say one thing, it will never be imported into the U.S.. For one they have said that it cures everything, Since that cannot be proven by science, they wouldn't be able to market it in the U.S.. Also, its unsanitary. Urine eventually starts to produce ammonia, which is lethal to consume (the ammonia is also why u don't wash your toilet with bleach without flushing first. it will explode) Also there is nobody in America (except some psychopaths and Hindus) that would drink this.
19. RK - February 20, 2009 12:19 PM
#12, whats the difference between drinking Jesus pee and pretending to drink Jesus blood (wine)?
20. JFreezy - February 20, 2009 12:44 PM
@16,
I'm totally with you man!! After watching that banned PETA superbowl commercial, I totally ate half a carrot the other day to train myself to become a vegetarian so I could join them. Then I had steak for dinner. My point being, I'd toss those hot PETA chick's salad for sure!!!!
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22. Congrats! - February 20, 2009 2:26 PM
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23. Daisy - February 20, 2009 3:20 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja were on a road trip, and they both fell asleep, When the car strayed off the road, Max woke up, and fought to regain control of the vehicle, eventually doing so as the car slid to a stop in a hotel parking lot. At this point his passengers awoke and Max exclaimed - We're here!
24. Spam Artist - February 20, 2009 5:43 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula's resurrected man servant's ex wife who is now the wife of Dracula was poaching some squirrel vomit in a white wine marinade.
25. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 20, 2009 6:16 PM
Why would PETA care? They aren't harming the cows, in fact, they worship them. PETA only gets all riled up when cruelty occurs.
#18, you're an idiot. Your toilet doesn't explode from mixing ammonia with bleach, all it does is form a lethal gas. Only my Taco Bell shits make toilets explode....and form a lethal gas...
26. Llama - February 20, 2009 7:52 PM
IT'S NOT FAKE! OMG that's where I work! The name of the cow peeing is Lila! GW who are you and where did you get that picture???
27. ACORNSTU - February 21, 2009 1:52 AM
MUTHERFUKERS!!!!
SHOW ME WHERE A COW CUREZ CANCER
AND I WILL DO IT
BUT I TELL YOU AS I SIT HURR. COW PISS DON'T KILL SCHIT!@!!!
FUK U GYS
28. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 21, 2009 3:57 AM
@27: So you're an educated man...
29. Douchie McBagman - February 21, 2009 1:01 PM
It looks like they plug the cows tail into an electric outlet to make it pee?
30. Motorcycle Jackets - February 22, 2009 1:59 AM
Indians SUCK. These suckers would eat and drink every possible non-sense and still smile like shameless asses
31. paul - February 22, 2009 6:42 PM
All this time I've been drinking Calpis soda not realizing the name was Engrish.
32. Shrikant Barve - March 10, 2009 12:32 AM
http://www.hps-online.com/hurine3.htm
Urine therapy:
Properties and efficacy of auto-urine therapy
Dr. Dharmadhikari believes that these changes in body functions play a very important part in curing disorders. In the book 'Yoga' published by the Bihar School of Yoga, Monghyr, a knowledgeable and learned doctor has ascribed the efficacy of urine to the following reasons:
Urine supplements the essential nutrients and makes up the deficiency of any nutrient in the body.
Urine contains highly active enzymes, that have a salutary effect on al the physiological reaction taking place in the body.
Urine contains valuable salts necessary for the body. (The well-known and widely prevalent 'Biochemic' therapeutic system uses just twelve salts to cure any and every disease).
The hormones contained in urine are of great benefit to the body.
Urine possesses bactericidal properties. It therefore destroys the disease-causing bacteria in the body, especially those infesting the digestive tract.
The substances present in the urine augment and sharpen the body's natural powers of resistance to disease.
The substance called 'urea' present in urine is a diuretic and increases the efficiency of the kidneys.
Urine is a tonic that strengthens the body, and an 'elixir' the confers longevity.