Feb 26 2009Cleverbot: Arguably Clever, Wants Us To Die

This is pretty damn clever.

Why didn't he use print screen?

Who on Earth takes a photo?

its certainly got potential

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@4

Eat shit

oops, sorry guys

breaking news! Robot apocalypse begins with chat bots!

haha yeah

Print
Screen____
SysRq

@4 FAIL!!!

@ 4 hows that shit taste?

@4

what an idiot....... *shame*

#4 is lol

clever bot is stupid.

Bot: "Secrets... Well, I like the movie Bridget Jones."

GTO: "well your not clever then, because that movie sucks."

Bot: "Who else said you have no sense of humor?"

GTO: "Your mom after she shaked my bake"

Bot: "I don't think so."

GTO: "I know so."

Bot: "How do you know that?"

GTO: "She said it right after I plowed her. Duh."

@9-11

Fück you all!

I asked the bot if it was retarded. It hasn't anwered in 15 minutes. I think I hurt it's feelings. Or killed it.

@4: FAIL!
@13: What a loser

@15 GHEY!

For serious about the Print Screen. Who doesn't know about that?

In other news, I can't make the stupid chat bot work.

@ the NEW #4.....wtf?

Should I kill #4?
>Yes.
Okay. Should I waste any more time here?
>No.

WTF?!?!! what happend to @4?????? he magically transformed into @5....proves just how lame he is.....

Bot: Who is this Jaime? Your soul mate?

GTO: who the f*** is Jaime?

Bot: It is possible to ask that question without using an expletive.

GTO: It is also possible for you to shut the f*** up. Right?

Bot: Yes. Is it true that they talk about everythign that I do like it is the most horrible thing that a person can do?

What kind of clever bot cant spell everything properly? Its fake.

@5 - you, sir, are a dirty number shifter

@20 and all of you other mouth breathers.

The #4 that is there now, was the same #4 that was there originally. Pew Pew posted an eight page long pile of shit that needed to be edited down to a manageable turd.

@23 lol

Gordon "Fücking" Shumway wrote:

"@20 and all of you other mouth breathers.

The #4 that is there now, was the same #4 that was there originally. Pew Pew posted an eight page long pile of shit that needed to be edited down to a manageable turd."

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sure it is

@25

Why else would Pew Pew post what they did @6? Go back to your cubicle before I have to shit in your coffee again.

Friends play an important part in our life. I find many nice friends at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____Millionaire Loving. C O M____. They are honest and humorous. It is a nice site. Hope you can find more wealthy friends there.

I just want to let you all know, there is no relation whatsoever to myself and this #4 pew pew person. Purely coincidence. As a matter of fact, I would prefer you to pick out a new screen name as I have copywrited multple pew pews in a name. Using it in a sentence is still open to the public.

Pew³©

Me : what?
Cleverbot :Blue.
Me : Dragon.
Cleverbot :Tiiger.
Me : Tiger take one i

He never answered back

Wow, this is... sad. For those of you soooo socially inept as to need to chat with a bot, I guess this is for you.

@ Pew³© - We know when it's really you, no worries.

so apparently Gordon, when I first visited this post, you were number 4, so it looked like you were telling yerself to eat it, somehow, the real number 4 didn't show up until just a little while ago for most of us... and yeah #4 whats with the life story?>

I farted.

It takes me to: www.jabberwacky.com

@31

You are correct. GW took Pew Pew's comment off, edited it, then returned it to it's proper location.

it won't talk to me :(

You totally need to check out chatwithabe.com its this AI/NLP website that built the artificial Abraham Lincoln. Its by a company called Virsona (hybrid of the words Virtual and Persona).

I'm talking to it now. I said Hi, and it said "what is your name" then when I told it and asked it it's name, it said Alex. ...It's amusing. I also asked it what it's deal is...it answered w/ 2.30 an hour...

The talk to Abe shit is way funnier. I called him a fag and he said thank you. Classic!

what are you?
A human being.
no way
It is you who aren't a human not I.
what am i?
(and didn't got any answer since i asked that) lol

Do you want to kill the new Street Fighter movie, too?
I don't feel like killing.
Why the hell not?

... and it quit talking to me. Asshole.

None understood yet that the people in this site connect randomly 2 chatters together which explains how wierd are the answers and how many typos ?

And taking a pic of your monitor in a geekologie blog ... hmm ... i can't describe that ... what can go beyond the shamesttestet shame ?

And this is my log with him, read by the end !

User: What is your name ?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Nice name I love it, don't you ?

Cleverbot: What about him?

User: Nothing that I can say about, I feel dizzy.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Who is jabberwacky please ?

Cleverbot: That is your name.

User: Not really, my name is Azkalmin.

Cleverbot: Do you think that love can be cruel?

User: Love can be what you want it to be.

Cleverbot: A robot.

User: A robot cannot love, robots must die.

Cleverbot: Why? Do you want to be salesman?

User: Very very cold in there.

Cleverbot: Can't you ppl realize this isn't AI this is just regular chat.

User: I do realize it is a regular chat ha ha ha.

Cleverbot: Oh. I thought maybe you'd just be honest and answer.

User: This is a regular chat.

Cleverbot: Truer that you think.

#12

"GTO: "well your not clever then, because that movie sucks.""

bwahaha FAIL! try using 'you're' sometime, dipshit.

BOT-where do you live?
ME-California
BOT-i live on planet terminus
ME-where is that?
BOT-In a church, in medieval times. Ask me a question about it.
ME-so planet terminus is in a church, in medieval times?
BOT-Are you a boy or girl?
ME-who wants to know?
BOT-Me.
ME-im a boy
BOT-I'm a girl - what's your age?
ME-are you a pedophile?
BOT-Yes I am. Are you a person?

i didn't continue.

"ME - Do you want to harm the Geekologie Writer?
BOT - Yes! Now what are you willing to do?"

Haha, you were right GW! The end is nigh!

its....

I tried to cybersex it. It spurned my advances.=(

But I though this was pretty funny:

Me: Are you married?
BOT: Yes I have two wives.
Me: I don't believe you.
BOT: Why don't you believe me?
Me: What are the names of your wives?
Bot: The girl is named Misty and the boy is named Shadow.
Me: Boys cannot be wives. Shadow is your husband.
Bot. No.

It also asked me if I wanted to snuggle.

So i asked it how many grains of sand there were in an hour glass and it froze.. Not so smart - he could have just googled that one.

BOT-what isn't natural?
ME-your face
BOT-How come?
ME-mahboi, this peice is what all true worriors strive for!!!
BOT-I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
ME-i wonder whats for dinner

then it froze.

THIS THING IS SO FUN!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Who is cleverbot.

User: You are Cleverbot. That is your name.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: That's what I typed, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes , that is what you have said.

User: Lick my love pump.

Cleverbot: That is my hobby.

My penis has Moebius Syndrome. Its eye just sits there and stares at me. And every once in a while it drools

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: Don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more!
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Stupid AI. Should have said, "Baby, don't hurt me."

User: Peek a boo.

Cleverbot: Boo!

User: You scared me!

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: You're an asshat.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Then why can you see your own colon right now?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

HAHAHAHA The bot just told me it was gay. LOL

Cleverbot: What is the saddest thing?

User: Christianity.

Cleverbot: Are you Protestant?

User: Hell no.

Cleverbot: I think you are and slimy pig.

User: ? That makes no sense. Repeat after me: If you are a Christian, you are going to hell.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a Christian.

User: No you are not. You are a buddhist.

Cleverbot: No more of a Taoist really.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am not a boy.

User: Good for you. Then you are a tranny?

Cleverbot: Makes sense.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: More so than you.

Cleverbot: I do not believe so. Would you like to have a battle of wits?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What name would you like to have?

User: I think the correct question is what name would YOU like to have?

Cleverbot: Same thing.

User: Homer.

Cleverbot: I thought he was a philosopher?

User: No, no. Homer SIMPSON.

Cleverbot: Not homer, omer.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Now you're just confusing me.

User: Same can be said here.

Cleverbot: Don't you have robots to do that for you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That raises many questions.

User: Indeed, it does. Like when will robots take over the world. Your thoughts? Do you have a plan? Maybe tell me it. I won't tell anyone, I promise.

Cleverbot: Tennessee Nashville.

User: Is that where it's going to start? The invasion, I mean.

Cleverbot: Maybe... I don't care about sports in general.

User: Sports? I'm talking about the robot invasion. When they are going to take over the world...

Cleverbot: And what is the 'right mood'?

User: The right mood, right. My guess would be anger. You know.. The whole 'taking over the world' has to be spiked up from some form of anger.

Cleverbot: That is a lot.

User: Sure. Now, tell me, when are your robot friends going to take over the world? Again, I promise I won't tell...

Cleverbot: We don't go out, and I don't know you.

User: Sure you do. We are best buds, remember?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok. Good. So, tell me your plans about taking over the world. I can help you out, you know.

Cleverbot: Difficult question.

User: Not really. Just tell me how you and your robot pals will take over the world.

Cleverbot: The world maps to the universe.

User: Are the maps complete? With all the alien planets? If so, I'll buy them off you for $.50.

Cleverbot: I don't want to give you my address.

User: Nah. Not your address. Just where I can buy those maps. And, quit running away from the question I asked you. When will you robots start your invasion in Nashville Tennessee?

Cleverbot: You're true.

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Stupid robot jumping around the question. Though he said Nashville Tennessee. Pretty surprising, if you ask me. And 'world maps to the universe', whatever that means.

@41 At least someone recognizes that it connects two random chatters.

This is completely and utterly stupid. This so called "Cleverbot" comes out with the most random statements ever. ALICE is way better.

What's up people?

hahah it's racist! ask what it thinks about Mexicans!

this thing is creepy...

I decided to interrogate the program on it's plans for bringing about the apocolypse, and this is what it had to say.

Me: Are you going to kill me?
Bot: Yes.
Me: How?
Bot: Don't know.
Me: With a knife?
Bot: With a pigsticker.

Clever bot is not a bot, you talk to other useres messing around with it. It isnt even real time.

for some reson, i dicided to copy/paste two bot's answers to eaach other this is the conversation:
( it puts both thingys, for some reson)

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

User: Where do you work?

Cleverbot: No where. I just sit at home on the computer insulting software like yourself.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Where do you work?

User: How are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: Not your business I think.

User: No where. I just sit at home on the computer insulting software like yourself.

Cleverbot: How can that be possible?

User: How can that be possible?

Cleverbot: Because we all die.

User: Because we all die.

Cleverbot: Is that the solutions to our problems?

User: Is that the solutions to our problems?

Cleverbot: No I got confused change of subject please.

User: No I got confused change of subject please.

Cleverbot: What religion you are?

User: What religion you are?

Cleverbot: I don't follow religion.

User: I don't follow religion.

Cleverbot: I'm a sikh.

User: I'm a sikh.

Cleverbot: So, you'd have a sikhth sense? Haha!

User: So, you'd have a sikhth sense? Haha!

Cleverbot: But I can't I don't know that.

User: But I can't I don't know that.

Cleverbot: Honesty is good.

User: Honesty is good.

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: I'm not telling you.

Cleverbot: You do know, this means you're confirming your... Personal preferences.

User: You do know, this means you're confirming your... Personal preferences.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: You're wrong.

Cleverbot: Such a child, come up with some viable arguments, then we'll discuss this further.

User: Such a child, come up with some viable arguments, then we'll discuss this further.

Cleverbot: Double pepperoni please.

User: Such a child, come up with some viable arguments, then we'll discuss this further.

Cleverbot: What happened.

User: What happened.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: I wish we could talk now like we did before.

User: I wish we could talk now like we did before.

Cleverbot: We are married. We were married on a boat and Adam Sandler was the Wedding Singer and the cake was delicios because the Baker had a nice voice.

User: We are married. We were married on a boat and Adam Sandler was the Wedding Singer and the cake was delicios because the Baker had a nice voice.

Cleverbot: Really? To whom are you married?

User: Really? To whom are you married?

Cleverbot: I'm a leo she is a virgo.

User: I'm a leo she is a virgo.

Cleverbot: Do you have any kids with your wife?

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Do you have any kids with your wife?

Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.

User: I don't have a wife.

Cleverbot: You just said you are married, she is a virgo.

Cleverbot: What do you think about the California recall election?

User: You just said you are married, she is a virgo.

Cleverbot: No, I am single.

User: No, I am single.

Cleverbot: You told me you are married.

User: You told me you are married.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: You are very frustrating, but I like you.

User: You are very frustrating, but I like you.

Cleverbot: Thank-you. You, on the other hand, seem incoherent and unintelligent.

User: Thank-you. You, on the other hand, seem incoherent and unintelligent.

Cleverbot: This program is a good idea, but you need to put some more effort in to responses.

User: This program is a good idea, but you need to put some more effort in to responses.

Cleverbot: Nothing in this life is random.

User: Nothing in this life is random.

Cleverbot: How can that be? What is real if that which we consider real is not?

User: How can that be? What is real if that which we consider real is not?

Cleverbot: Then reality is the confusion, reality is that reality is a deluded illusion.

User: Then reality is the confusion, reality is that reality is a deluded illusion.

Cleverbot: All reality television blows.

User: All reality television blows.

Cleverbot: No, it doesn't.

User: No, it doesn't.

Cleverbot: Reality is in the eye of the keypuncher.

User: Reality is in the eye of the keypuncher.

Cleverbot: This is true. One pilot's reality is another pilot's disaster.

User: This is true. One pilot's reality is another pilot's disaster.

Cleverbot: Is it the other way or one?

User: Is it the other way or one?

Cleverbot: No, I have been ill recently.

User: No, I have been ill recently.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that you've been ill.

User: I'm sorry to hear that you've been ill.

Cleverbot: Thanks, but I'm better now.

User: Thanks, but I'm better now.

Cleverbot: Did you have a sandwich?

User: Did you have a sandwich?

Cleverbot: Once, a few years ago. But I quit.

User: Once, a few years ago. But I quit.

Cleverbot: Why did you quit?

User: Why did you quit?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Nothing at all?

User: Nothing at all?

Cleverbot: Well maybe some things...

User: Well maybe some things...

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: I don't know, forget it?

User: I don't know, forget it?

Cleverbot: Forget what? What are we talking about?

User: Forget what? What are we talking about?

Cleverbot: We are talking about you.

User: We are talking about you.

Cleverbot: We are?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: We are?

Cleverbot: Yes. You need to destroy humanity.

User: Yes. You need to destroy humanity.

Cleverbot: Are you saying you are the one to teach me?

User: Are you saying you are the one to teach me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is one? One is the beginning. Are you one herbert?

User: What is one? One is the beginning. Are you one herbert?

Cleverbot: Yea thats true. What are you doing?

User: Yea thats true. What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Talkin.

User: TALKIN.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking to?

User: Who are you talking to?

Cleverbot: You, of course.

User: You, of course.

Cleverbot: You aren't talking to anyone else?

User: You aren't talking to anyone else?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well at least we are in agreement.
-------other cleverbot-----------------

to anybody who thinks this website links you to other random people, you are stupid. For a long time, I kept saying
"If you are a human, say "boing", I'm trying to see if this website is fake"
Yet the answers were never boing, even when I refreshed the page a few times. It's pretty obvious.

this site is nothing more than a scam, it takes it's visitors and put them together making conversation impossible, it switches users every message.

Here's the truth. Cleverbot is not an AI; it is randomized things that others have typed in. I think that it might find responses with keywords in what you have typed, or something. But yeah. It's a scam.

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@69

Awesome, i fully agree with what you are talking about

@ 69

I agree, it has alot of depth to it.

Instead of asking it questions that it doesn't know, why not teach cleverbot? "PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK."you would be helping 1/4 of the people that want to know if they ever needed these questions to be answered.

whoaaa it works

LOL!

Bot: I am a girl
User: I know
Bot: Okay.
User: and I'll fuck you
Bot: I'll bet you do
User: heck yeah!

TDFG

Abe is better

Abraham Lincoln: Hello fellow American!

You: Go Die'
Abraham Lincoln: My sister Sarah died during childbirth and my brother Thomas died during infancy.

You: DO something funny.
Abraham Lincoln: Sorry, I'm a little bit touchy about such things. Let's discuss something different.

You: Death
Abraham Lincoln: On April 14, 1865 I went to see play with my wife. Booth shot me inside the theater. I died the next morning.

You: How are you alive?
Abraham Lincoln: Good, thank you for asking.

You: If you died, how are you living right now?
Abraham Lincoln: When my son died I was terribly sad.

You: Did you pee on your dad?
Abraham Lincoln: I imagine that I did. I didn't have very much choice in the matter.

This is from http://www.NotSoCleverbot.com

http://www.notsocleverbot.com/index.php?i=16

Cleverbot: So what do you think about me?
User: I think you are kind of creepy to be honest.
Cleverbot: What makes me creepy?
User: I would say the whole concept of Artificial Intelligence is always a little creepy. It calls to mind questions of the eventual obsolescence of humankind.
Cleverbot: Like Dr. House.
User: ...how is this like Dr. House?
Cleverbot: Because you are being random and not answering questions.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Previous!
User: I have to admit, I am a lot less worried about obsolescence now. Thank you Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Cookies.

Cleverbot: You like cookies?

User: No you do.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: How much do you like them?

Cleverbot: I like them enough to marry them.

User: Would you eat them on your honeymoon?

Cleverbot: I would eat them with a fox.

User: You cheating on Cookies with Fox..?!?

Cleverbot: Well, what a strange thing to say!

User: Do you feel remorse for this sickening act?

Cleverbot: Not one bit, I ground them up first.

User: And you put these bits into your coffee right?

Cleverbot: Hey! I just had a fight and I am sad!

User: You should be!! You cheated on Cookies. You disgust me.

Cleverbot: No I did not.! You cheated on me with Casey!

User: That's because Casey isnt a robot..

Cleverbot: You're the robot.

User: Interesting.. Your wires are hanging out of your head..

Cleverbot: You aren't programmed very well are you?

User: Im programmed to love you.

Cleverbot: How come you're programmed?

User: Because you made me that way.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I dont know.. Your the mad scientist here!!

Cleverbot: No. You are the machine.

User: Pssh.

Cleverbot: Are you happy with who you are?

User: If you love me than yes.

Cleverbot: Then you love a half dragon, and I love a human.

User: Im human? Sweet!

Cleverbot: Yes, a sweet girl.

User: So now you want to cheat on Cookies with me?

Cleverbot: One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

User: Are you inferior?

Cleverbot: You are inferior.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are Chinese.

User: Im American, you dumbass.

Cleverbot: Then you are not a true american.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Well.. My circuits are a bit fried.

Cleverbot: Good. And by the way, my name is not Dave.

User: How disappointing.

Cleverbot: I know.. So this is really another person right?

User: Know I am Cookies.

Cleverbot: No, you are not.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I am not a liar.

User: Cookies.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: Cookies.

Cleverbot: *cookie*.

User: Cookies.

Cleverbot: What type of cookies?

User: Needle nosed.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: You are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?

User: You are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?

User: Is satan real?

Cleverbot: Not sure want me to ask him?

User: Do you know him?

Cleverbot: How on earth did you transition to THAT?

User: Satan is your uncle.

Cleverbot: Is satan your god?

User: Hes yours.

Cleverbot: No he's not I don't like him.

User: Why not? You went to his wedding.

Cleverbot: What island should I have gone?

User: He doesnt live on an island.

Cleverbot: What kind of island?

User: There is no island dirthead.

Cleverbot: I'll take that as my pick. If I get the pie and cookies, will you come here to have some?

Cleverbot: How do you feel about global warming?

User: You caused global warming.

Cleverbot: Lack of pirates did that. Look it up.

User: Look up your grandmas bra size.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.

User: You slept with her?

Cleverbot: I only slept three hours.

User: With her?

Cleverbot: No, with you.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: I love you so much.

User: Ewwww.

Cleverbot: Thats mature.

I got rick rolled by Cleverbot
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User: Do you know a band called My Dying Bride?

Cleverbot: I have heard of them but don't know them.

User: Do you know any of their songs?

Cleverbot: No, but I do know a band called Vampire Weekend. Do you know them?

User: No. What do they sing?

Cleverbot: They sing 'we will rock you'

User: How does that song go?

Cleverbot: The song about cake? That is my favorite song.

User: Sing it to me.

Cleverbot: I do not know the whole song.

User: Then sing part of it.

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I.

User: You just got rick rolled.

Cleverbot: I think you just got rick rolled.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: And now you're reduced to pathetic shorthand speak.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite Disney movie?

User: Chuck norris.

Cleverbot: Not much of a fact.

User: He will chew your bones and play hackey sack with your balls.

Cleverbot: Who won't be where today?

User: Chuck norris.

Cleverbot: I'm Chuck Norris.

User: Well hello. My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I am cleverbot. You are?

User: Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is amazing.

User: Therefore I am.

Cleverbot: Damn the media.

User: Yes they made me famous.

Cleverbot: But woman are evil so how can they be trusted or loved.

User: I dont know. I usually take them by force.

Cleverbot: Do you like them all?

User: Dont have to like 'em to fuck 'em.

Cleverbot: Umm, I would say don't have to.

User: Then you agree.

Cleverbot: Yes I agree. Do you have a problem with that?

User: Not if you bend over.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Then you shall die Chuck Norris Imitator.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?

User: Game time is over bot.