February 9, 2009

Cake!: Rocking Out With Your (Wedding) Band

Filed Under: 3d / band / cake / drum / drums / freedom isn't free / i now pronounce you a band / i'd hit it / icing / loose women / marriage / mmmm / music / okay / relationships / rock band / rockin' out with jesus / sure why not / video game / we're getting the band back together

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Ed (not Norton) and Ursula (not from The Little Mermaid) recently got married and decided to tie the knot with a Rock Band themed wedding cake. As you can see, it's a not very 3D drum set. Wow -- I hope you stoned the baker, because I would have demanded that thing stand up. But seriously, congratulations couple, and Ed -- you can kiss your fantasy about a life of meaningless sex with groupies goodbye. As the tour bus leaves the arena, a guitar pick falls silently to the asphalt.

Rock Band Is Better with Cake and a Partner [gizmodo]