Feb 23 2009Beats From The Dark Side: AT-AT Boombox

I have no more information on this thing except it looks like a functional boombox in the form factor of an AT-AT. Really makes me want to throw down a piece of cardboard and break. That's breakdance for those of you not in the know. Uh, wicka-pow! You see that move? That was fresh, was it not? So fresh. And these beats -- it's like they were harvested from the beat-bush this morning. Quick, somebody drop one for me!
My name is Geekologie and I am full of knowledge-yI drop the learnin' like a hookers box the burnin'
Actually, I'm feeling a little burny myself right now
Hold that beat while I find my ointment.
I know, I am the freshest. Seriously, check my expiration date. Haha, that's right -- I don't have one! I scratched it out with a car key because I expired a week ago. I'm getting rancid. Quick, drink me anyways! You puked didn't you? Haha, told you I was rancid. Now one more sip. DO IT!
Hit the jump for a bunch of closeups of the awesomeness.




AT-AT Boom Box [zen77990]
Thanks to Tank, who has destroyed many an AT-AT with his massive cannon. PEW PEW! And Doverish, who salvaged the scrap metal.

Reader Comments
1. DeeplyTroubled - February 23, 2009 11:53 AM
First. I am the firstiest first that ever first! FIIIIIIRRRRRRSSSSSSST!!!!!!!! Now no one ever say first again.
2. itsdagooch - February 23, 2009 11:53 AM
firsty's
3. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 23, 2009 11:57 AM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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This is pretty badass. Or at least it would've been badass in 1986... Now it's just ok.
4. GTO--Josh - February 23, 2009 11:57 AM
pretty cool boombox.
1st 2 posters are not so cool
5. Moose Knuckle - February 23, 2009 12:02 PM
More than meets the eye...
6. DeeplyTroubled - February 23, 2009 12:06 PM
Hey wait I am cool. Just ask my mom.
7. 2TM - February 23, 2009 12:11 PM
That. Was. Classic.
8. Chris - February 23, 2009 12:18 PM
I really like this. The problem is that my iPod is my boom box now.
9. softlicious - February 23, 2009 12:23 PM
Piece of crap!
Moma! I don't like it! I wana a new present, lol, sad sap kid who gets this for birthday. What does it even do, boom box? I thought boxes that go BOOM was only used by terrorists... Does GW want us readers to turn bad? How do you build a BOOM BOX, and how do you sneak it inside airport?
ALABAMA RULES, JUSTIN WON MAJIDE!!!!!
UH, OH, YANKEES, YANKEEEEES, WHAT HAVE YOU EVER WON?????
10. The GW Fücks Children - February 23, 2009 12:32 PM
Is that a cassette player?
11. bum master - February 23, 2009 12:43 PM
FAKE!
you can tell someone just did the making of it using the glue and the papers
12. gizmoduck - February 23, 2009 12:51 PM
ok thats pretty kewl.
but nothing will ever destroy the power of chris dane ownes.
kneel in his honor or be exiled and banned from your peasant life
13. naas - February 23, 2009 12:57 PM
Nice rapity GW - and too bad this thing wasn't common in the 80's cause someone would be rich today.
14. huh? - February 23, 2009 1:20 PM
now add some snow speeder mp3 plyrs and we gotta party
15. BOOSH! - February 23, 2009 2:21 PM
OMG! GW let's get married.
16. breakin2 - February 23, 2009 2:35 PM
...electric boogaloo.....
17. Wes - February 23, 2009 2:41 PM
thats cool...
except boomboxes are the equivalent of vhs tapes
18. Rich - February 23, 2009 2:48 PM
This is one of the coolest mod's ever. I want one
19. Han Solo - February 23, 2009 4:12 PM
If I had one of these I'd sneak up on a sleeping ewok with it and blast the Emperor's Theme at 3:30AM.
20. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 23, 2009 5:25 PM
@5: Actually, I think it's exactly what meets the eye.
All I can visualize with this is Herbie Hancock's "Rockit" video, seeing the AT-AT kickin' it with all those sexy mannequin parts...
21. Alonzo - February 23, 2009 9:20 PM
kinda looks like the ones on the cover of pendulum's jungle sound gold..
http://www.golyr.de/foto/big-B000EHR82C.jpg
22. Daisy - February 23, 2009 9:21 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck down where MA found a load of drugs in the trunk of a car he stole. When the cops stopped by to hassle him, he quickly threw the drugs back in the trunk, but noticed some dropped on the floor. He smartly started the car to let the exhaust blow the drugs away.
23. Matt - February 23, 2009 10:10 PM
I will build this.
This will be built.
24. Calvin - February 23, 2009 10:13 PM
God damn, Geekologie is once again scraping the bottom of the barrel for shit to post. I remember thinking this mod was cool like 4 years ago.
25. henry - February 24, 2009 5:21 AM
I have joined the site "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M" someone motioned here, though there are really many certified rich guy and beauties, but I feel disappeared because a girl asked me about my annual income,...maybe she is a gold digger?
26. chuysteak - February 24, 2009 9:16 AM
I love this with all my soul.
27. 27th - February 25, 2009 4:26 PM
27th!
28. freezepop222 - February 27, 2009 2:35 PM
Thattsss sssssiiiiiicccckkk fie
29. NightHawk - March 5, 2009 9:51 PM
What's a Cassette? ...
L
O
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Where's the Guns? Where's the Rocket Launchers?
30. Guy - March 8, 2009 3:12 PM
Sometimes you guys try too hard to be funny Geekologie.
31. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 9, 2009 1:40 AM
"NightHawk" drinks too much Red Bull, that's all...