Feb 20 2009Bear Sleeping Bag Not Nearly As Nice Or Comfy As My Bear Skin Rug, Ladies?
The Sleeping Bear Pack was designed by Eiko Eshizawa and makes you look like you're sleeping inside a bear just like Luke Skywalker inside a tauntaun. It's nice, but nowhere near as romantic as the polar bearskin rug in front of my fireplace. What do you say -- me, you, a bottle of bubbly and a bowl of ripe strawberries? Too romantic? Okay -- me, you, a sixer of High Life cans and some chocolate syrup? Still? Fine: me, a 40 of Old English and a bag of watermelon Sour Patch Kids.
Bear sleeping bag will keep you safe from bear attacks, I assume [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. finally - February 20, 2009 12:41 PM
second.
2. naas - February 20, 2009 12:41 PM
looks warm
3. catch22 - February 20, 2009 12:44 PM
so instead of being eaten by a bear in your sleep, you wake up to a yogi molestation?
4. dubba - February 20, 2009 12:47 PM
i would so totally make a halloween costume out of this
5. fifth - February 20, 2009 12:47 PM
fifth
6. sixth - February 20, 2009 12:47 PM
sixth
7. seventh - February 20, 2009 12:48 PM
seventh
8. Pepe la PEW PEW - February 20, 2009 12:48 PM
thats AWESOME!!! I just hope it doesn't smell like a dead bear... Also I want one
9. chuysteak - February 20, 2009 12:50 PM
I've always wanted to wake up in a man-sized uterus.
Neat-o Torpedo!
10. JFreezy - February 20, 2009 12:55 PM
I agree with post 3. I think I'd rather be mauled by a bear and die than have a bear rape me in my tent. Actually, it probably can't get much worse than that one night stand I had with Sasquatch while wearing a fur coat on a camping trip in the Sierra Nevadas. She was very gentle though................
11. Pew³ - February 20, 2009 12:56 PM
...and I thought they smelled bad on the outside...
12. FADM.Notbob - February 20, 2009 12:58 PM
want one now.
13. OJ's Mom - February 20, 2009 1:02 PM
Better Pictures here - including a lady inside...
http://chickencrap.com/c.php?c=2498
14. Psycho Kristin - February 20, 2009 1:19 PM
OMG! I would totally sleep in that furry bear. I wonder how the artist killed it because that thing is still smiling. Creepy but cute. = )
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16. iloveyougw - February 20, 2009 2:04 PM
i'd do it for a 12 pack of miller lite!
17. eddie - February 20, 2009 2:05 PM
Wow it's just like a tant ton. Like in Star wars episode 5? Empire Strikes Back? Dose nobody remember that part? Dose nobody remember that movie? Shit I can't me that old and geeky. Well see yall in wonder con on friday the 27th. In San Fran, CA!!
18. Pew³ - February 20, 2009 2:43 PM
Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
19. Watch - February 20, 2009 3:12 PM
that is creepy!
20. Daisy - February 20, 2009 3:34 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got his tie stuck in the trunk lid of some opld guy's car, and when the old guy took off he thought Max was following him, so he went faster until Max was being dragged behind the car. Eventually the tie broke, and max escaped. He wore clip ons for ever after.
21. Daisy - February 20, 2009 3:38 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max fights a bear after a basketball game as a publicity stunt. Unfortunately the bear's trainer doesn't really know what she's doing, and the Bear escapes, causing the crowd to flee in horror.
22. finfan - February 20, 2009 4:57 PM
Two Daisys!?!?!? WTF is going on here?!?! Are they they the same person or is one a doppelganger??!!?!? *_* My eyes hurt like a bi*ch!
23. Eddie - February 20, 2009 5:45 PM
Well Pew those bears will need to get through me if they want to stop me and the other geek's at wonder con from having fun, then having our child hood memories ruined by a fat guy in a Captain America suit. DAMN YOU!
24. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 20, 2009 5:56 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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hrm... wonder how fun it would be to have impromptu sack races in these...
25. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 20, 2009 6:24 PM
Ok, the teeth are a little disturbing...
26. higk - February 20, 2009 9:16 PM
mmmm highlife
27. milk - February 20, 2009 10:44 PM
does anyone anywhere know where this could be purchased? because of four blogs that have it, none say where. Or, you know, if it's one of a kind, it be cool to know too. Because I want.
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29. Axxo - February 21, 2009 11:41 AM
nice item haha! it gives me creeps!
30. Sugarbitz - February 21, 2009 1:56 PM
it gives me the creeps in the crotch area.
31. gabdar - February 21, 2009 5:31 PM
Old E got me through highschool
yippeee
32. Forthwol - February 21, 2009 6:47 PM
Daisy needs to got die.
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