Feb 3 2009The Last 867-5309 Number For Sale On eBay
'867-5309/Jenny' is a song by Tommy Tutone that will now be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Great. And allegedly the last 867-5309 telephone number in the US is up for auction -- with current bidding at almost $500,000! Wow!
Phone: (201) 867-5309
This is one of the LAST remaining 867-5309 numbers in service. Receives between 8,000-10,000 Calls Per Year!!***Many callers have informed me that I'm one of the only remaining 867-5309 numbers in service after attempting every area code in the US.***
Number is registered with Vonage (internet) phone company and is easily transferred with a simple modem that I will mail to you. All of the account transfer details are done easily online.
Works Anywhere in the US !!
You know what other number works anywhere in the US? Mine. Call me. Or, if you have a raspy man-voice, text.
Thanks to Jason, who can be reached day or night at (555) 972-6465.
Reader Comments
1. lookaze - February 3, 2009 2:25 PM
i lol'd
2. ThatGuy - February 3, 2009 2:28 PM
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take That, PEw, Pew...... Kiss my AS$ Daisy
3. Anexio - February 3, 2009 2:34 PM
Transfer ownership of a telephone number by modem?
I call bullshit on this. If Vonage does own that number then they in fact own it, not some EGay superscammer. I'm pretty sure you cant transfer numbers to another person at Vonage, but I could be wrong.
If you win this auction, be sure your modem is in good working order.
4. Elmo - February 3, 2009 2:49 PM
eight six seven five three-O- niii-iiinee
5. Douche McAllister - February 3, 2009 2:49 PM
Yeah, I saw it at this site first --> http://www.xnxx.com/
6. Daisy - February 3, 2009 2:56 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was sitting at a bus stop after eating LSD. He started eating candy with a stranger and recounting the hallucinations that made up his life story, intertwined with US history and another druggie named Jenny whose phone number was also a prime number.
7. OJ's Mom - February 3, 2009 3:20 PM
Hey, maybe it's time for a vacation from over-priced watches and censorship.
Check out chickencrap.com. They have funny (DELETED) over there, there is no censorship, and they don't shove a new Japanese watch down your throat every six posts or so.
We should move over there and own that place.
8. LSDiesel - February 3, 2009 3:23 PM
I'm going to write a song about my sister and then sell her. Or maybe it would be more profitable to rent her out to people...
9. Douche McAllister - February 3, 2009 3:25 PM
@7
I would love to but it's blocked by the company firewall.
10. Hunter - February 3, 2009 3:35 PM
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold onto
I know you think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Jenny, don't change your number,
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me.
You don't know me but you make me so happy.
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve.
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed.
Jenny, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Jenny, don't change your number,
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
I got it, I got it, I got it!
I got your number on the wall!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
For a good time, for a good time call....
Jenny, don't change your number.
I need to make you mine.
Jenny. I'll call your number,
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to? (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you.
(8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9(//fade out//)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
BAHAHAHAHA NOW try and get it out of your heads!!!
11. SiGee - February 3, 2009 3:49 PM
I knew this girl who used to give that number out to guys that she didn't have the b*alls to tell to go f*ck off when she went out.
None of them ever caught on, at least not right away.
12. Nikky Raney - February 3, 2009 4:13 PM
603 867 5309
is
benjamin franklin plumbing
13. Kevin D - February 3, 2009 4:28 PM
Yes, this is not the last one. In addition to what Nikky has posted:
401 867 5309
is
GEM Plumbing in East Greenwich RI.
Interesting that they are both plumbing businesses. I smell a conspiracy!!!!!!
14. Anita Bath - February 3, 2009 4:47 PM
@11: Little heartbreaker, mercy me…
15. hugegirl - February 3, 2009 4:48 PM
http://www.danstheman.com/Jenny.htm
16. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 3, 2009 8:13 PM
Not really sure why anyone would want this.
You would get tons of calls from stoned teenagers who just happen to hear that song for the first time on Dad's "oldies" station and think it'd be "original" and "funny" to call... It'd be a worthless business phone cause they wouldn't be calling for your product/service, it'd just get annoying.
17. allison - February 7, 2009 11:13 AM
yeah it's a number from new jersey! oot oooot.