Jan 26 2009Yes, Please: A Naked Stereo System
Ooh la la. This is a piece by Bob Turek in a series called Object Remix.
speakersfiberglass mannequin
hand built stereo amplifier
36" x18" x12"
2008As part of my object remix series, this stereo forces the music source into the center of attention and creates a radically new user interface
Ladies and gentlemen, it is official: I have touched music, and it felt good. Also, she's gonna need a new left speaker.
Object Remix [coroflot]
Thanks to Crystal, whose breasts sound like two angels singing "Happy Birthday".
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Reader Comments
1. Proteon - January 26, 2009 4:53 PM
You yes and no some strange shit dude.
First.
2. finfan - January 26, 2009 4:57 PM
Hopefully second and... I'd tap that... Yep totally. Period.
3. Gizmoduck - January 26, 2009 5:01 PM
a zune??
come on....
lame.
4. naas - January 26, 2009 5:01 PM
It has speakert*** & there's a 1/8" connector in the clit, sounds good to me.
5. Top Ten guy - January 26, 2009 5:02 PM
Wohoo!!
Top ten!
6. Top Eleven guy - January 26, 2009 5:05 PM
woohoo!
Top eleven!
7. Hunter - January 26, 2009 5:05 PM
Just wait, those speaker implants will be on the market for ACTUAL chicks before you know it, but just like the sound waves they'll make, I'll be out of that bedroom at Mach 1! Sub-woofer titties? No thank you.
8. Top Eleven guy - January 26, 2009 5:06 PM
woohoo!
Top eleven!
9. Cameron - January 26, 2009 5:07 PM
I must own one of these. I tried plugging my MP3 player into my girlfriend like that and she slapped the shit out of me.
10. naas - January 26, 2009 5:12 PM
#9 Cameron is your girlfriend a robot that plays mp3's? You're lucky as hell if she is. That would make roadtrips so less boring!
11. Ollie Williams - January 26, 2009 5:13 PM
@9
Girlfriend? You don't gotta lie to kick it. Who are you trying to fool anyway?
12. Sol - January 26, 2009 5:30 PM
I assume the subwoofer is in her ass then?
13. Cameron - January 26, 2009 5:56 PM
@11. Ollie Williams - Okay :'-( Boyfriend...... no? Alright, alright, it tried to plug it into my dog. Happy now!?
14. Cameron - January 26, 2009 5:57 PM
@10. naas - Yeah, her name is Stephanie, but I like to call her Sterphanac. It sounds more robotish.
15. blp - January 26, 2009 6:23 PM
As a music, audio technology and lady lover this confuses me greatly. I half want to listen to it, half want to f*** it. Are you bitches ever pleased! What do you want me to do?! Right, I'm filing for a divorce. If you think that subwoofer is so fit you can live with him. Get out of my house whore! I don't need you're in phase tones to pleasure me anymore skank.
16. Gizmoduck - January 26, 2009 6:29 PM
@14
input Stephanie. input.
no disassemble
17. Moose Knuckle - January 26, 2009 6:44 PM
Now if you could just install a bacon dispenser it'd be perfect!
18. Gail - January 26, 2009 7:22 PM
It's so hilarious that when this was posted on Boing Boing they instantly racked up a hundred comments about how sexist and blah blah blah this is. But I think it's F*cking awesome! Very Clockwork Orange!
19. Daisy (TRO) - January 26, 2009 7:26 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was playing with a football, and Baja was holding it so he could try a field goal. At the last second she pulled the ball away and he ended up falling on his back. She did that every time, and Max continued to trust her because thats the kind of guy he is.
20. Mr.Anderson - January 26, 2009 7:54 PM
No. It's not fake.
21. Top Ten Guy - January 26, 2009 7:57 PM
Wohoo!!
@20 is a noob!
22. Daisy's personal assistant - January 26, 2009 9:10 PM
REAL!!
This is a complete masterpiece. you can tell its real because the shadows are all perfect.
This is exactly like that scene in never back down that baja relized that the movie never back down was a complete piece of shit so he killed himself by falling off a cliff thus making a sequel called Never back down 2 when worlds collide.
23. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 26, 2009 9:24 PM
I call shenanigans #22, if you were really Daisy's personal assistant, you would have been briefed by now that "shadows" is really spelled "shadow's".
24. Daisy's personal assistant - January 26, 2009 9:33 PM
FAKE!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because formerly spellingnazi is all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja were among several groups of travelers who witness the dying words of a crook about where he hid his loot. Baja eventually realizes it was buried under the giant bacon cheese roll in the Del Tacos international park.
LEARN TO SPELL SHINANEGANS
25. SHINANEGANS - January 26, 2009 10:35 PM
aww they blocked all the good parts with damned speakers and such.
26. insub2 - January 26, 2009 11:45 PM
That "interface" isn't new. One would simply be plugging something else in.
27. Big Dick - January 27, 2009 12:05 AM
Wtf?
It looks so cool
now my ipod can have a little of electronic sex
28. Requiredstein - January 27, 2009 1:46 AM
I can't help but wonder what say... the other components of this system might look like. Perhaps a subwoofer made to appeal to the fairer sex and send out the right "vibes" she can get her "groove" on. In summery, a dildo saddle subwoofer.
29. James - January 27, 2009 2:14 AM
'FRAGIIIIIL-AY'... must be Italian!
30. Spam Artist - January 27, 2009 3:37 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete fotoshop job. You can tell its a phake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is a 23 micron lateral slice from a scene in the movie Tender Dracula where one of the drunken overdubbed make up artists shoots at a mannequin which is standing on the beach. Later the mannequin comes to life and they have roly poly in a shop window.
31. softlicious - January 27, 2009 7:01 AM
My girlfriend left me! She said it wasn't alright to break into her mom's house with a crowbar. I was naked in the livingroom busy with her shoe when her mom came home! I've got some of her voice recorded and now I'm gonna make my Naked Stereo System soothe me. Does Barak Osama's new universal health care policy cover psycological issues? I'm not saying I have issues, just got some friends who wonder on my behalf. OMG! I broke my stereo system! I need a new girlfriend fast! Any advice? Help?
32. Spikey DaPikey - January 27, 2009 8:05 AM
Now that weird ! Great, but weird !
33. BK - January 27, 2009 8:13 AM
R.I.P. Kim Catrall
Too bad the only song it plays is "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" by Starship.
And we can build this dream together
Standing strong forever
Nothing's gonna stop us now.
And if this world runs out of lovers
We'll still have each other
Nothing's gonna stop us, nothing's gonna stop us now....
34. Thumperchica - January 27, 2009 8:57 AM
33- I had a great comment, then I read yours. Now all that's left is that song. And a lot of self hate. Thanks.
35. BK - January 27, 2009 9:41 AM
@34
No problem. Or, I mean, I'm sorry.
Wait.......I'm not sorry. I love that song and I love that movie. I grew up to that movie. And I'm not a gay. I just find Andrew McCarthy dreamy.
And who hasn't imagined a mannequin coming to life and fulfilling their deepest pleasures?
(FYI, don't imagine the radio mannequin coming to life. Messy. Scary. Zombie.)
36. Phaine - January 27, 2009 2:09 PM
OMFG DOODS I KNOW HIM! HYAAAAA!
37. wtfzune - January 27, 2009 2:40 PM
IS THAT A f***ING ZUNE
38. Dr Known's Lover - January 27, 2009 5:31 PM
@12 - LMAO ^_^
39. The Big Man Juambo - August 3, 2009 6:59 AM
Finally a woman you won't mind listening to
40. Neil - September 14, 2009 9:43 PM
OMG how pathetic.
41. Figuríny - October 1, 2009 8:49 AM
Two words: Cool stuff. Th creator of this must be a really creative guy; he is probably the first to remodel a mannequin into a 'mannequin speaker' .
42. video game - December 1, 2009 3:34 AM
welcome to my video game