Jan 16 2009What If The Dark Knight Was An 8-Bit Game?

...the I would wait for the 24bit version to come out.

NBD!!!

THEN, not the...

...the I am a chair for a the no way jose and then a there was twelves.

THEN, not a chair...

...we never back down from 24 bit

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

awesome, now let's see some gameplay footage

THEN, always back down

YOU WA SHOCK

It's too bad The Dark Knight SUCKED.

Those are at LEAST 16-bit graphics.

THE WINNER IS YOU!

BTW Daisy should be getting up soon. You can tell since today's posts haven't been graced with the literature many of you have come to love so much. Daisy usually starts hitting geekologie around noon EST (usually bitches)

Um, It needed to go somewhere. Good start, but make it longer.

FEKE!!!!

This is han complete phertersherp jeb. You ken tell hits han feke because the shades are all drawn.

This is a clever copy of that scene from the movie Tender Dracula where Christopher Robin discovers a secret passage in his wardrobe to the icy kingdom of Hoth.
He later acts as father to Dracula's alien asexual baby.

Okay, so I was randomly thinking about that post where the girl who knew nothing about star wars and I came up with a great idea.

Han's_solo.com

Harrison ford look-a-like's masturbating!!!

^ ^ ^

nope

When I was 9 I would have been super stoked to play this rad looking game.... Those would have been some gnarly graphics.

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Actually LSDeisel thaaaat..... is a great idea and because I have a neighbor that looks like harrison ford who probably masturbates a lot.

The NOPE was for #15, you just jumped in front of my arrows

Answer: I would play it.

Does anyone remember the Batman game for Sega Genesis where they had in-between levels that you could drive the Batmobile in? Man, that game kicked ass.

Speaking of stuff that kicks ass, check out this hilarious vid about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART:

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

Sega Genesis FTW

@19, sorry about that. I didn't even see those arrows coming and I didn't look both ways before I crossed the street and well. Yeah, sorry.

I also think that #15 deserves a big fat NOPE as well as some elephant testicles forced into his mouth.

Todders you sick f***, quit f***ing posting that shit on every goddamn site. Die in a car fire, you twisted pedophile.

I got so bored watching that video I shoved a shampoo bottle in and out my ass till I came all over myself. Thanks alot.

So they didn't actually make it look like a game, just the menu for one?

"What if someone remade The Dark Knight as the intro and menu to an eight-bit game? Who gives two dicks?" would be a more appropriate title.

Ugh, is it 10:00pm yet? Have you watched all the webisodes? Is Starbuck a cylon? Is Grace Park the hottest scifi chick?

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becasuse the shadowe's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back down where Max was roaming the sewers under the influence of drugs and fell into a deep pool. He started swimming believing he now had little flipper arms. He swam and swam avoiding all the turds that were floating around. He then glimbed a ladder out of the sewers and emerged on a riverbank where he imagined he was being chased by turtles with big ass hammers.

Yup, kicking it Kick-Ass style, yo!

YAWN.

if it was an 8-bit game, then AVGN would give it a bad review.

I'd rather play Mega Man.

Hey Boost / #10

I really hope you just said that to get a reaction from someone here and it was in fact insincere. I think I speak for the visiting community of Geekologie when I say we are much better than that and will not sink to that level for your entertainment alone.

Now go f*** yourself.

too much details! that would be at least 32-bit

Amazing how Daisy never backs down from making those comments.

I love how a the end it says "For high quality screen os "8-bit Dark Knight" visth elmacbee.blogspot.com".

HAHAHA Nothing like a high-res 8 bit video!