Jan 25 2009Vroom Vroom For Six, Please: A Racecar Limo
This street-legal racecar limo is actually available for hire and can allegedly reach up to 300MPH. Of course your sissy of a driver will probably never top 65MPH, but that's because this whole idea is stupid. Unless you get a couple highspeed track runs before going to you to the dance, in which case, maybe. All I'm saying is if I had gone to prom in that mother, I most certainly would have gotten to touch a boob. And by touch a boob I obviously mean cop a feel. I'm thinking the old "sudden braking" reach across.
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Reader Comments
1. me - January 25, 2009 7:10 PM
first!
2. you - January 25, 2009 7:11 PM
wow, i can't believe i got it. (afterglow)
3. hugegirl - January 25, 2009 7:12 PM
ninth!!!! bitches
4. Ear Necklace - January 25, 2009 7:16 PM
What the f*** is this first bs. First to do what? Shoot a load among your friends during a jerk off contest? Make it stop.
5. Tiz Nizzle - January 25, 2009 7:21 PM
imagine the regular high speed crashes, but with more people, looks like fun
6. geek hunter - January 25, 2009 7:25 PM
lol look at me in that pic aint i so cool
7. Hunter - January 25, 2009 7:40 PM
Cupholders? I don't see no cupholders!
8. DJ Tyrannosaur - January 25, 2009 7:59 PM
I love that Gw is posting on the weekends now.
@7 King Of The Hill lest I'm mistaken?
P.S. I am nevar mistaken.
9. Guy in the backseat - January 25, 2009 8:00 PM
WWHHHEEEEEEEE!!
10. first - January 25, 2009 8:04 PM
first!
11. Tricky Ricky - January 25, 2009 8:23 PM
what a piece of crap..that is nothing like an Indy car.
300 mph?...yeah maybe if you drive it off a cliff, or strap a jato rocket to it and then fly into the side of a mountain!
Pssst...why not steal some stuff off of the Popular Mechanics or Popular Science website, I hear they have a really cool amphibious airplane that can fold up and fit in a 2 car garage.
12. Thumperchica - January 25, 2009 8:27 PM
8- Only if it has a zero degree turning radius...
13. Spider - January 25, 2009 8:52 PM
I have one of those!
and it's made out of Legos
and it's sitting on top of my tv
14. Daisy (TRO) - January 25, 2009 9:55 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie never Back Down where Max and his friends were on double secret probation. After a particularly good party they are evicted from their house, and in order to get revenge decide to get revenge during the homecoming parade.
15. Ginormagantuan - January 26, 2009 5:32 AM
#5 FTW! and also...... I will get into thumperchicca's poop chute someday
16. Justin.Caldarella - March 5, 2009 9:33 AM
Dairy, open your eyes!!!!
This is absolutely real, what shadows are you talking about? I am a photo recovery consultant, basically used photoshop for 15 years, this is real.
17. limo - January 21, 2010 5:10 AM
Very interesting and funny thought to make race on limousine.
18. delta faucets - February 26, 2010 9:56 PM
Racers are cool, the race is very exciting