Jan 22 2009Uh, I've Got The Feeling This Is Illegal: How To Hack Those Programmable Road Signs

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Ever wanted to put your own message on one of those portable road signs along the highway? Well now you can with just a little tampering and a whole lot of illegal! Unfortunately, because many children read this website, you'll have to follow the link after the jump to find out how. I'll admit, I gave it a go myself, and it does actually work. Although I did get busted. In hindsight, standing next to the "SHOW ME YOUR TITS" sign with a Motorists Gone Wild t-shirt and video camera probably wasn't the smartest decision I've ever made. But definitely top five.

Hit it for a couple pictures and a link to the how-to.

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Inside Programmable Road Signs [i-hacked]

Thanks to Jason, who hacked "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" and had like a hundred chicks accept. Ah, polygamy.

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ROBOT ATTACK

That would be sweet!

Well, GW, its been fun. But one last illegal post was the last nail in the coffin for the Feds. Please do update the site from your cell.

Sincerely,
R.M.P.

xD I would love that to really happen

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene from the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja were working on a movie about zombies and Max didn't really know how to shamble. Later when the real zombies attacked his house, Max got them all into the pool, and had his own museum of the living dead.

how long before this story gets pulled?

haha! imagine doing all that shit while everyone drives by seeing your funky ass behind that sign trying to change the text, and getting mad busted!

this is accomplishable though... wtf would i write though???? thumperchica give me your butt???? baby seal clubbing ahead????? Daisy eats babies?????

@5 probably not long...which is why I'm cutting and pasting this sucker!

Ahhh anarchy....

There's nothing illegal about this post. The key info in the link isn't on this site.

Wait, so you won't post the info because it's illegal, but in the previous post you condone the theft of someone else's property? Why, that's just double standards.

Ahhh...mildly illegal and extremely entertaining. So many possibilities, but I would go with #6 with the "baby seal clubbing ahead."

What to put....

No passing for
the next 75 miles

Wow, Daisy, that just never gets old. Good god.

ahhahaha i love it!!

i want to see more of this around.

This is what I would put:

Bladerunner Fails

Wait, how do we know this is a prank? For all we know, this was actually a genuine warning of impending zombie attack and GW is all part of the elaborate coverup to protect a secret cabal of scientists experimenting with the T virus!

Thanks for NOT looking out for us GW.

SCHOOL
ZONE
10PTS PER KID

Right lane
and left lane
switched ahead

CAUTION
PLAUGE AREA
QUARANTINE IN EFFECT

"FOR A GOOD TIME CALL (INSERT GW'S CELL #)" MUAHAHAHAHA

Yeah... f***in' plauge.

Ahahaha this is awesome, today's going to be a good day I can feel it. Now what would I put if I hacked one of these....?

THIS IS A TOTAL PHOTOSHOP JOB
YOU CAN TELL ITS A FAKE BECAUSE
THE SHADOWS ARE ALL WRONG

I'll even submit an unphotoshopped picture if the chance ever presents itself

@15. NO IMPENDING ZOMBIE ATTACK, EVERYTHING IS FINE, GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. I LIKE TURTLES.

Freaking cool! This is the best way to propose, how unexpected!

@ Daisy - it's true, that NEVER gets old.

BTW, this is a fake comment. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.

>;D

I got to teabag daisy once, it was amazing!

Well its pretty correct as to how the signs operate . There is a " master pass " that i wont post which you can think of as the admin acct . On another note all the signs i have had occasion to deal with have a qwerty keyboard , and a bw lcd display not a chinzy interface .

i like #16 # 19. hahahaha.

I WOULD MAKE IT SAY:

"WHITE POWER"

I pretended to be Daisy once.... but you could tell I was fake cause the shadows were all long!

Ha ha ha that is freakin awesome. I would be the one laughin my ass off while video taping it.
Go Corey LOL

What the hell? This "hacking" job involves opening an unlocked box, and typing text on a no-password input thingie... What the hell?

@29
I would make it say, "Jarjarbinx will eat a bag of dicks for $1."

I think this would be a misdemeanor at most. Don't these road signs belong to us anyway since they were bought with our tax dollars? I say, these things belong to us, so go for it. Put up something cryptic and foreboding. Mess with peoples' heads.

MARTIAL LAW IN EFFECT
MILITARY CHECKPOINT AHEAD
USE OF DEADLY FORCE AUTHORIZED

or

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

FASTER!
FASTER!!

Fox 5 just did a news story on this. lolercaust.

My name is Ryan and I run zombie themed social network attempting to create the first ever community generated zombie documentary

www.lostzombies.com

cnn just did an bit on this, saying the authorities are looking for the people who did it.
I hope it wasn't you guys!!!

Minimum speed 80 MPH next 50 miles.

No kiddin I saw a sign in Vegas a couple of years ago that read: "EAT SHIT N DIE"--I never laughed so hard!

I would put "The cake is a lie" or "Go back to Russia".

Caution Bridge Out Ahead, Go Faster you'll make it!

Now i don't want to sound like an ass or anything but, wtf does GW mean???? btw, Never Back Down always proves that photos are photoshopped!!! wtf???

This isn't a fake. That happened in a city near where I live. It was in the newspaper and seeing as how I drive there almost everyday I don't know how I missed it.

Hostile machine takeover ! :D

NO SPEED LIMIT FOR
NEXT 1000 MILES

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