Jan 6 2009Tokyoflash's Latest Bling: Is That An R75 On Your Wrist Or Do I Just Want To Do You?
Tokyoflash's first design of 2009, the R75, is now available, and you have the Geekologie Writer's personal guarantee it will get you laid.* How could it not -- it comes in three different colors, including gold! Like my teeth! It can also tell time in there different modes! F*** I'm excited!
Hour-centric mode displays the hour in digits on the lower display and minutes on the upper display, each LED representing a progression of five minutes. Perfect for when you need to know the approximate time quickly.
Minute-centric mode displays the exact minutes in digits on the lower display with the upper display representing the progression of hours using twelve LEDs.Binary is presented on the upper display only. The top line of six LEDs indicate the hour, the second line indicates minutes. To read the time in binary, refer to the example below. Binary is read from the right, the first lit LED representing the number 1. This is then doubled; 2, 4, 8, 16 and 32, a combination of these numbers representing the time in hours and minutes.
Damn do I love a watch that's hard to read. It keeps the ladies looking at your wrist longer. And that, provided you plucked the hair out of that nasty looking, potentially cancerous mole, is a good thing. R75's are available now with either blue or white LEDs for $235. Also, I'm available now for celebrity appearances and photo-ops (price inversely commensurate with drunkeness at time of booking).
*Geekologie Writer's personal guarantee not guaranteed. This coupon has no cash value.
Hit the jump for two more pictures and a link to the product page.
Reader Comments
1. I'm a Computer - January 6, 2009 1:25 PM
pee pee watches
2. Timbo - January 6, 2009 1:31 PM
They actually look really cool....I'd rather not spend 5 minutes reading my watch though...
3. I'm a Computer - January 6, 2009 1:33 PM
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4. Daisy - January 6, 2009 1:34 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja wins thousands on the Wheel of Fortune machine at the Sahara Casino in Vegas.
She takes her winning and meets up wit Max who she treats to the Bacon roll special at the Del Tacos. She also makes him a bunch of bacon ice cream that he eats off her chest while they sit facing each other on a moped.
Later although she has several thousands of dollars left, she is unable to afford a tokyoflash watch, and the lessons she needs to take to learn to read it.
5. Spector - January 6, 2009 1:40 PM
Well at least they are an improvement on the others, I reckon I could figure the time out in less than an hour.
6. Moose Knuckle - January 6, 2009 1:55 PM
Does it tell you when to go to carousel?
7. k - January 6, 2009 2:05 PM
I rather wear my rolex
8. known - January 6, 2009 2:05 PM
#2: ditto - I almost ordered one of them too until realizing how long it'd take to tell time
9. Thumperchica - January 6, 2009 2:16 PM
This is the first Tokyoflash watch that I would buy/wear! I like the silver w/blue led's.... Although I still say Tokyoflash supplies GW's beer.
10. zak - January 6, 2009 2:18 PM
chill with the gay ass watches. they arent that interesting the 17th time.
11. C-Basstian - January 6, 2009 2:25 PM
come the f*** on... when are they gonna make a dick tracy working replica watch
12. blp - January 6, 2009 2:25 PM
I actually really like this one. Do I have to wear it on my penis to get laid though?
13. Tricky Ricky - January 6, 2009 2:32 PM
whats next a watch that tells time in Braille? call it the Helen Keller special..
14. crazygeek - January 6, 2009 3:04 PM
The gold watch in the middle is straight-up C-3PO pimp style. When C-3PO slaps his android ho's around they all have this watchband face and band imprinted on their metal face! Oh and it looks like Daisy got back to the library for another 15 minutes. It look like your government assistance is really paying off!
15. Spam Artist - January 6, 2009 3:25 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is precisely the same as a scene from the movie Tender Dracula. The two overdubbed french make up artists are canoeing down a river in British Columbia when they discover the edge of the world which they then slip over.
They land on the back of a giant turtle and start an all organic farm.
16. desmoot - January 6, 2009 3:56 PM
1) WHo cares about these watches?
2) Im so bored with the "Fake" posts that I just glaze right over them. When will the clever bloggers realize that what was once amusing is just sad now?
17. Ollie Williams - January 6, 2009 4:08 PM
I sure am glad we have Thumberchica to comment on EVERY GOD DAMN Tokyo Flash article how they supply GW with beer/money.
You're well on your way to being a new up and coming Daisy.
18. Thumperchica - January 6, 2009 4:30 PM
You're welcome. Did I mention that GW uses the Money from Toylflash's endrosements to rent Never Back Down and buy Bacon Rolls from Del Taco and then asks Daisy to Photoshop his cock in your mouth? The beer they supply him with is to give him sufficient whiskey dick to make YOU really work for that perfect pretty picture...
19. (+.[___]-:-) - January 6, 2009 5:16 PM
I'll bet the LED's are actually swearing at you in morse code.
20. dennis - January 7, 2009 9:12 AM
I am so making a projector version of this
21. George - January 7, 2009 10:27 PM
motherf***er stop doing these adsssss
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