Jan 14 2009I'll Take Three, Please: USB Hooter Heaters
I really don't have too much more information on these except they're USB powered boob burners. I think they cost this much: 1,980円. I dunno, they freaking heat your hoo-hoo's, what more do you want from me? Wait a....also, they're a fire hazard. Yes, very dangerous. Funny story, ladies -- I was born with naturally warm hands. And also, a nipple on my back. Too much information?
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Boob Warmer! [rinkya]
Thanks to Laurel and ClaMs, who keep their breasts warm the way God intended, with good old fashioned lightning.
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Reader Comments
1. known - January 14, 2009 7:18 PM
I've got a better pair of boob warmers that don't require USB connectivity, show me some cold boobies and I'll show you some warm soothing hands mmm
2. billy clinton - January 14, 2009 7:24 PM
I'll warm those up for free.
3. Mia - January 14, 2009 7:26 PM
I thought a hoo-ha was a vagina?
4. Adam - January 14, 2009 7:52 PM
Very interesting, I normally prefer to use my internal body warmer myself. Uses hot liquid injection pumping system.
5. Somebody - January 14, 2009 7:53 PM
My girlfriend has one of these, makes her nipples smell like pepperoni; come to think of it, it kinda looks like one too. Nom NOM NOM
6. reffear - January 14, 2009 8:12 PM
Top ten!
Woohoo!
7. Daisy - January 14, 2009 8:23 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max tried to get Baja to invent a bum powered penis warmer.
8. Leeto - January 14, 2009 8:45 PM
@5 lmao.
I'm right there with ya
9. gizmoduck - January 14, 2009 9:53 PM
making dreams come true here.
step aside
hoo-ha
10. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 14, 2009 9:58 PM
Okay, so Daisy is British?
11. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 14, 2009 10:00 PM
Or is that bum as in vagrant? Which would be weird...because warming your penis with homeless people can't be safe...or sanitary.
12. Paul - January 14, 2009 10:22 PM
Judging by the picture on the bottom, this is mainly for filling that last bit of your blow-up doll... No need to waste your breath on those appendages or pesky torso creases when you can just warm up the air inside and "flesh her out". Glad to see Charles's Law made it to Japan.
13. truk - January 14, 2009 10:33 PM
for the ladies with the big cold ones, my cock is radioactive
14. Spam Artist - January 14, 2009 10:45 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete phosphorous job. You can tell its a snake because the shadow's are all long.
This is a brass rubbing of a scene from the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula's wife finds it cold in the castle's torture chamber and decides to sit on a hot poker.
Soon after she discovers that it was Max from Never Back Down who had painted his dong bright red.
15. Rachel - January 14, 2009 10:59 PM
I have boobs, and I don't believe I have ever thought, "My boobs are cold." Maybe people would want to warm their boobs so that their nipples won't poke out of their clothes, but I think the USB cord hanging out of your shirt would be a little more embarrassing than nipple bumps.
16. Tricky Ricky - January 15, 2009 4:56 AM
Wow! what a concept, this has to be the breast gift idea for that cold-hearted b**** of an office worker, wonder if it also melts the ice off her heart as well?
17. the teacher - January 15, 2009 7:56 AM
hey kiddo - thats not what "hoo-ha" means
but what can you expect from someone who blogs for a living
18. Thumperchica - January 15, 2009 8:43 AM
Umm, this must be for the guys with cold fish gf's. Y'know, this and a strobe light, she'll feel warm and look like she's moving...
19. todders - January 15, 2009 8:49 AM
God already created hooter heaters... It's called MY HANDS!
Speaking of useless stuff you might buy, If you want to see a hilarious vid about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED TO DEATH AT WAL-MART, you should check this out:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html
20. gizmoduck - January 15, 2009 9:05 AM
why haven't we cured aids yet?
oh yea, cause we need to make sure our t*** are at a comfortable 70 degrees
21. Boing - January 15, 2009 9:23 AM
"I'll take three"? Is the GW banging the chick from total recall with 3 boobs? Nice!
22. photoshop-police - January 15, 2009 10:09 AM
@3:
You are correct. The correct slang is hoo-hoo.
TWO Hoo-hoos.
ONE Hoo-ha.
why do i feel like daffy duck all of a sudden?
hoo-hoo! hoo-hoo! hoo-ha! hoo-hooooo!
23. igetitnow - January 15, 2009 11:02 AM
GW, so is the 3rd one for the back nipple?
24. BOOSH! - January 15, 2009 11:15 AM
That's funny I'm actually wearing a pair of those right now.
I just told my co-workers I'm making the transition from human to robot. No big deal.
25. mettalicnails - January 15, 2009 11:39 AM
i have some cold boobies. couldn't i get someone to warm them up, like for free? also they look more like electro-shock pads than anything else. I don't think that electrifying your boobs really counts as a warming method
26. Subsannatrix - January 15, 2009 12:27 PM
Anyone whose circulation is too inadequate to sufficiently warm body parts right in front of her heart has bigger issues to worry about than cold boobs.