Jan 27 2009Sweet Ride!: A Legend Of Zelda Themed Car
First of all, I am the world's biggest Zelda fan and that's that, no arguing. I mean, I'm wearing a green freaking tunic and everything. TOOT TOOTLE TOOT DOOTLE DOOT. Yeah, that was me belting one out on the ocarina. You got me, it was a skin flute, but still. Anyway two chicks painted their car with an overworld map from The Legend of Zelda because they thought that would make them big fans or something. It doesn't. I'm the #1 fan. Also, I like turtles.
Zelda is a 1978 Ford Fairmont. She drives like a boat. She has a pretty low number of miles, because she sat still for about a decade in someone's backyard. I bought the car for $600 and spent $100 on paint. It has the map of The Legend of Zelda painted on the top of the car and the characters, Link and Zelda, on the sides. There is also a triforce and a small rendition of Sprite on the back sides. "Zelda" is painted on each side in large red letters.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still gonna steal that sucker, but that doesn't mean these chicks love Zelda more than I do just because I didn't paint my car. Because, guess what -- I don't have a car! I ride a damn horse named Epona. To Lon Lon ranch, I've got a date with Malon!*
*Zelda, if you're reading this, I didn't mean it. You know your pointy ears are the only ones for me. Remember that time I went to kiss you on the cheek and one nearly poked my eye out? Yeah, that better not happen again. Also, Malon isn't underage is she?
Obsessed Gamers | Kathy and Becky [mtv]
Thanks Izzy Slypig, and remember: hoot like an owl if Zelda comes anywhere near the ranch.
Reader Comments
1. RIDEnSMILE - January 27, 2009 11:01 AM
WOWSER
2. naas - January 27, 2009 11:01 AM
Kinda like the general lee, except its not the general lee...
3. joe draft - January 27, 2009 11:01 AM
FIRST!
4. LSDiesel - January 27, 2009 11:13 AM
I just hope that the cops in their town aren't Zelda fans.
5. Timbo - January 27, 2009 11:14 AM
I can give GW the #1 Zelda fan spot, but I'll have to take #1.6563...
6. Pat - January 27, 2009 11:25 AM
Nice work, ladies. Now how about a ride to work? Seriously, I have to walk uphill in both directions through the driving snow and fighting dinosaurs the whole way.
7. softlicious - January 27, 2009 11:28 AM
I love Zelda! Although she seems to have gained a little weight lately, and what's up whit link, is he mad or something:
http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/02/080206-cosplay.jpg
I want that car! How do you hotwire an old car? Instructions needed! Help?
8. Moose Knuckle - January 27, 2009 11:32 AM
Nerd chicks R hawt!!
The car...? Meh.
9. Thumperchica - January 27, 2009 11:37 AM
Hmm, I wonder if they play the ocarina every time they get into trouble, kinda like those duke boys... Only, not.
10. Ollie Williams - January 27, 2009 11:45 AM
@6
You should let the GW come with you one day so he can rape said dinosaurs.
11. Tricky Ricky - January 27, 2009 11:56 AM
Thanks to Xzibit for pimpin' the Ford...who knew he was a closet geek?
12. not tricky ricky - January 27, 2009 12:00 PM
this is pretty old maaaaan
13. Gizmoduck - January 27, 2009 12:28 PM
i'm the #1 fan, and I like sea turtles
14. LSDiesel - January 27, 2009 1:07 PM
@7, That's gross.
15. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 27, 2009 4:28 PM
Okay, GW's officially lost it.
16. Daisy (TRO) - January 27, 2009 7:18 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was trying to blow the door off a safe for his friends, and when the fuse went out, his friend said it might be in backwards. Max told him, of course its backwards, its a chinese fuse.
17. Katie G - January 27, 2009 7:37 PM
This is really, really old. Like, late 80's, early 90's old.
18. Michael - January 28, 2009 1:44 PM
I'm gonna score some pussy with this shit.
19. Cameron - January 28, 2009 8:50 PM
*Pssst!*
I'm gay. Gay as Daisy.
I feel so much better. Like a weight has been lifted off my chest. Hang on, that's just Pew's wang. Oooops
20. Izzy Slypig (Ian) - January 29, 2009 4:16 PM
Hoot hoot! HOOOT HOOOT! HOOOOOOOOOOT HOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!
21. Dan - February 5, 2009 4:49 PM
I like turtles.
22. jack - March 1, 2009 1:27 PM
hey that is pretty cool why not check out my blog, on www.castle-hyrule.blogspot.com it's a zelda fan site
23. Phil - March 4, 2009 2:14 PM
The car is now for sale:
http://corvallis.craigslist.org/cto/1046373298.html