Jan 22 2009Strange Lights In The Sky Can Only Mean One Of Two Things: The Aliens Are Coming Or Some Boring Natural Phenomenon

FIRST

and thats pretty awesome.

BOOSH

Ha, the last line was brilliant.

f*** you firsting bitchszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaa

FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAH

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is clearly someone using the portal gun posted yesterday, one blue column and the other orange... but who... Geekologie writer? I say yes, but WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!! Now i know you live in segulda, i'm coming for you...

<---furiously clenching my anus...

i need 20 boxes of your best butthole tape stat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This happens often in winter in Winnipeg. You'd be amazed.

Skygasm

@6

is you're butt hole itchy?

might need to wipe again.

This is gorgeous!

BTW GW - I think I may need the butthole tape to protect myself from an anally obsessed commenter... HELP

That is somethin. I have some medicine that makes a lot of things look like this and LSDiesel has the proof

Yeah #6 wipe again, that itching means you missed a crevasse

FAKE!!

This is exactly like the part in Never Back Down where, uh. . . oh my f***ing god I think it's REAL!

@10 thank you for your heartfelt concern over my butthole, i'm truly touched, you know, down there...

On a side note, is it possible to clench your anus without clenching you butt cheeks?

14 - Damnit, now I'm going to spend the day trying to clench my anus w/o clenching my butt cheeks... thanks a lot.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max and BAja went to a Greatful Dead concert and really saw fire on the mountain.

Lol Daisy is right this time, finally Daisy is right it actually is a fake!

Could we get a link to your auction of tin-foil hat and butthole tape? It seems a lot of commenters are eager to buy.

@14 &15. It's totally possible. I'm doing it right now. That's why I only have to go #2 once a week.

But, oh what a hell of an hour it is. I save it for Sunday mornings.

Face it!

This is a complete "cosmojob." You can tell its alien because the light is so bright I think I'm gonna make love to it now.

This is exactly like the scene in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" where Roy was blasted with a strong beam of light and suddenly fell in love with the aliens and made love to them and cut his dick of with laser guns.

I saw this happen the other day on my way to work. At first I thought it was just my eyes playing tricks on me because of the whiskey and THC and klonopin and adderall still in my system, but they were REAL! You should have saw the ones coming from my headlights. It was like that scene in Tremors when that station wagon gets pulled under ground. Only my car was stuck in a ditch.

Glorious!

I didn't think I'd see the day when H.M would do a Daisy mock up like so many of you have, but there it is

NEVERBACKDOWN

f***! That must be it! I finally figured out why aliens are comming to earth, they want to visit my site:
http://www.softlicious.110mb.com/

No, just kiding, the real reason aliens are comming here is to work in Burger King and to clean places, you know all thoose shitty jobs no one else wants. GW aliens comming is no news, I've seen them jump the border.

Jesus is coming! Jesus is coming!
he's an alien too, you know....

You pay the price for pretty lights, by having to live in the frozen north.

This is the beginning of the end. Just a couple warning shots before the aliens start ass-raping anything they can find. Don't leave your pets outside. You know they like cows. The ones with the holes in their stomachs for "research" are their favorite. It's 3 years ago last week that one of those intergalactic bastards ass raped a squirrel in the park right down the road. The squirrel gave birth to some sort of grey colored babies that glowed in the dark and could teleport from one tree to the next.

Oh Come on. Seriously. This phenomenon happens all the time below -20C. The confused scientists have never been anywhere cold before. It always amazes me when stuff that's as common as shit for thousands of people is a "mystery".

who gives a f*** if you saw it first its a good article you should talk about that

Okay people you can go now, there is nothing to see here. What happen wasent an Alien abduction... swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

You know what's at the base of that blue beam of light?

My junk.

Is this just a side effect from a long exposure time? 'Cause the trees in the pictures are fairly well defined/lit for a night shot.

@31: Noooo, you have to do more than look at the pretty pictures, you have to read too.

I live in Michigan and it gets real cold here. I see those all the time. They are crazy. They go up so high into the air. But, yes, it is from ice crystals. I see them about once a week.

@27 and 33, where I live its cold half the year. In fact schools here don't even close unless its below -25. Never seen anything remotely like this. I bet you are the same person posting under different names, from the government, trying to do damage control. eat shit.

This is most likely the result of HAARP ionizing the stratosphere. Now THAT might create the kind of reaction you see here. HAARP can alter the perceptual states of a population over a wide area. Now you know why there was no revolution the past 8 years.

hmm... this is odd.. just today i saw something that looked like this. i was like, wTF!? i never seen something like that before.. and now here it is on geekologie.. and i live in SoCal...

@34: Wow, paranoid much?

There are no government conspiracies, only paranoid idiots like you who think there are. If something like a new aircraft is being tested out at Area 51, it's not a conspiracy that the Air Force is keeping secrets, it's because the Air Force IS keeping secrets...it's f***ing CLASSIFIED!

Oh, and HAARP is in Alaska, not Latvia. The effect that the ionization HAARP produces is weak and only seen using very sensitive cameras. You, Sir or Ma'am, are a paranoid idiot.

Strangest thing, about a month ago my friends and I saw some of the exact same things all across our city. Brampton. Crap town. Stephen Colbert has mocked us... seriously. We're near Toronto... Canada.

They shot up, white lights, about 10 in total, all spanned out across the city. We figured it had something to do with the fog we had been having or something. Needless to say, it was weird, and I was STUNNED when I saw this!! =|

Peace+Love, xo

Stop the stupid theories, this is not a weather phenomenon, it's the aliens who are comming here from Mexico. They use flashlights in order to see their steps in the dark desert night, and if a flashlight is directed up towards the sky it makes a sign like that in the picture.

I live in ND and we get these a lot as well. They are called light pillars, yes a technical term. It is the same phenomenon that creates halos around the sun or Sun dogs on the sides of the sun.

When the little green men do land, sell them the air guitar strings.

Errr, you guys never heard of ice columns?

lookee here:
http://www.atoptics.co.uk/halo/lpil.htm

im gonna have sex with the aliens and mae a new breed haha

31 minuets ago today at 8:03 pm the whole sky at night lited up from white to electric blue it was so weird yet awesome

well

Bathmate

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