Stormtroopering Pays More Than Expected

This is a picture of an Imperial Stormtrooper driving a Lotus Exige. And you know, it really got me thinking -- why am I hanging with this ragtag bag of dicks in the Rebel Alliance -- these guys don't pay shit. I mean, Jesus, I have to use public transportation. Just saying, I look good in white.

Storm Trooper Trades In Speeder Bike For Something A Little More Agile [jalopnik]

Thanks to ZOMBIE BOB, who allegedly ate Ewok brain and loved it.

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