Star Wars Plot Retold By Girl Who Has Never Seen A Whole Film, Only 'Bits And Pieces'

1. known - January 15, 2009 12:33 PM

ugh

2. AK - January 15, 2009 12:33 PM

fIRSTY?

3. known - January 15, 2009 12:33 PM

^ ^

fail

4. known - January 15, 2009 12:37 PM

ugh she is stupid, is what I meant to say.

She might've had a clue about the story until her brother got her stoned & asked her for that rant. The video is quite enjoyable though

5. Thumperchica - January 15, 2009 12:38 PM

Since I'm at work, I must settle for laughing @ #2's FAIL. o_O

6. known - January 15, 2009 12:39 PM

...err her 'friend rather, not her brother

NBD!

7. DG - January 15, 2009 12:41 PM

fake

8. known - January 15, 2009 12:44 PM

Thumper what's your work environment like where you can't watch online media while working at a computer most of the day? Do you share an office with a bunch of suits? Strict tech support? Surrounded by religious/political figures?

I'm just curious because you've mentioned before not being able to see vid posts until yer cozy at home with a now-functioning computer

9. OJ's Mom - January 15, 2009 12:48 PM

I feel your pain Thumper. Big Brother blocks all incoming media for me too. No video, no music.

10. paineel - January 15, 2009 12:48 PM

you mean they juggle the ewoks balls with their tonuges right?

11. ahha - January 15, 2009 12:50 PM

That was awesome. I'm pretty sure that is exactly how much my significant other absorbs from every single movie we watch together.

Hans Solo - Intergalactic Bratwurst Salesman

12. Madgame - January 15, 2009 12:51 PM

ok fine i'll settle for a geekologie pocket protector

13. Thumperchica - January 15, 2009 12:58 PM

known-
Sad irony, I'm the Manager of this department, no one here cares what I do, I'm usually editing the website or designing something semi-useful. It's the Nazi-IT manger- he's the owner's son, he's nosy and a control freak. Hell as of the last few days, I can't even peruse the SuperFish site. And as soon as he reads this, I may need a job... anyone hiring?

14. Ollie Williams - January 15, 2009 1:01 PM

This is the best f***ing video ever made.

15. Madgame - January 15, 2009 1:06 PM

i hope he dumped her right after he made this video

16. i <3 Thumperchica - January 15, 2009 1:07 PM

^ever consider modeling?

17. known - January 15, 2009 1:07 PM

Well I hate Nazi-IT managers, especially those who abuse their position and power as supposed leaders. Sorry to hear this is why you can't share these cinematic times with us. I've worked under a guy like that before as an IT tech & I was fired eventually because I wasn't a bullheaded cock like he was. Most of the good people on my team were let go actually, but that was some time ago in a galaxy not so far away.

Has Daisy posted yet today? I do need me some NBD movie references to really get the day going

18. Jimmy Jim - January 15, 2009 1:10 PM

sounds like she's reading off a a sheet of paper, this isn't funny at all. This is terrible and rehearsed, and things that are rehearsed should atleast be GOOD. But this...is shite.

19. Haha - January 15, 2009 1:11 PM

What's the best REGULAR video then?

*da-bum-psh*

20. myers - January 15, 2009 1:13 PM

Friggin hilarious

21. Hannukah Montana - January 15, 2009 1:13 PM

You what we should do?

WE SHOULD ALL f*** THAT GIRL. Everyone here in Geekologie...

In the Vajj, I'll take the A.

22. known - January 15, 2009 1:14 PM

#18 Thanks for helping me decide what to have for lunch today =)

23. Cameron - January 15, 2009 1:14 PM

@18 - That is definitely not rehearsed, that's what stupid girls sound like when they are probing their memory for a story line,

I used to have a girlfriend that would do that, but she had a DD cup size, so I was able to look past her stupidity and right at her breasts.

24. Thumperchica - January 15, 2009 1:17 PM

Well, as much as I hate to admit it, he had a reason for locking everything down (although he is a bit of a spy and that's still creepy to me). Some people here are moronic douchenozzles and when we had a little more leeway, they would always download stupid shit and crash the entire system. 180+ employees with no computer access doesn't work out well. Seeing as how my team is now on its own server, I think he should open it up, but... eh. It's hard for people to understand that I work better with a few distractions, it clears my head. Apparently most people don't get work done when they're dickin around on the interwebz. I can't even check my gmail, ugh.

Del Taco, Max, Baja, Bacon Cheese Roll, Spare Tire, It's in Mexico - called El Camino Del Rey, Hey isn't this just like that scene from Never Back Down?, Chuck Norris's tears are the cure for cancer- it's too bad he never cries.
Feel Better?

25. leujin - January 15, 2009 1:18 PM

"The Force is strong, or whatever" is so my new catch phrase.

26. known - January 15, 2009 1:18 PM

sorry #21 I'm reserving it for the 1st burger chick, you can take it in the A for this little plum hehehe

27. CoinOperatedBoi - January 15, 2009 1:22 PM

Yeah I can't watch any of these videos either and a lot of sites are blocked for me. We have Websense. Can't stream, watch videos, go to shopping sites, most forums, games, vehicles etc etc etc....*sigh* At least I have this site.....

28. known - January 15, 2009 1:24 PM

I feel theraputically better thanks Thumper, that was refreshing

29. Thumperchica - January 15, 2009 1:24 PM

27 - have you run across the blocked for "innapropriate, illegal, or distasteful" tags yet? I always laugh at those... I hate websense...

30. known - January 15, 2009 1:28 PM

Hehehe here comes Daisy.....

31. Timbo - January 15, 2009 1:29 PM

I'm telling you all...It's "The Man"... He wants to hold you down and take away your interwebz.... I have the same problem.

32. Boba Brett - January 15, 2009 1:29 PM

Whenever I'm boning a chick and I find out she hasn't seen Star Wars, I'm immediately reduced to half-stock.

Sadly, so is my self respect.

Hey, if you'd like to see a hilarious video about the MAN WHO GOT TRAMPLED TO DEATH AT WALMART, check out Digital Funtown:

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

33. Daisy - January 15, 2009 1:33 PM

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got caught smoking dope in the star wars movie and was kicked out of and banned from the theater. He had to wait for it to come out on VHS to see it.

34. Matt! - January 15, 2009 1:38 PM

BAR PLANET hahahaahahaha WIN!

35. LSDiesel - January 15, 2009 1:41 PM

It sounds like they're both high sitting on his bed after a session of mouth-watering love making.

"That was great sweetie. Thanks for humming like I told you to. Hey, by the way, I was wondering if you could give me a summary of the Star Wars films?"

36. Boing - January 15, 2009 1:44 PM

I really want to like this but its so obviously fake that it loses a lot of effect.

*clears throat*

FAKE!! this is a complete Soundbooth job. You can tell it's fake because the reverb is all wrong.

Somebody who has only seen bits and pieces of the Star Wars movies isn't going to remember names like Jabba the Hutt, Lando Calrissian and Chewie.

37. Proteon - January 15, 2009 1:52 PM

Daisy thanks for todays copy and paste.

38. QUASIMODEM - January 15, 2009 1:53 PM

I hate it when people shoehorn the Wilhelm Scream into things. It makes me cringe. I don't give a f*** how wry a nod you think you're making to stupid f***ing secret traditions, it's not big and it's not clever, and you're a contemptible, pitiable mongoloid for even trying.

f***

39. Ed aka the-iguana - January 15, 2009 2:01 PM

damn i lol'ed so hard.

40. Binty - January 15, 2009 2:10 PM

Um so that's not the story? Pretty much it innit!!

Bleagh those Star Wars films are tres boring...

41. sarahjane - January 15, 2009 2:13 PM

@32 LMAO!

42. Kim Jong Il - January 15, 2009 2:16 PM

REAL!!!

Those titties are real. And I will use whatever force I have to to prove it.

43. star wars fan - January 15, 2009 2:30 PM

man i want to do her.

44. CoinOperatedBoi - January 15, 2009 2:55 PM

@Thumper

Of course I have...I mean I come to this site don't I? Seriously though I've been blocked for tasteless, adult content, illegal, drug and tabacco, on and on and on. Yeah it's pretty lame. At least some secured sites will work through it.

45. Joe N - January 15, 2009 3:27 PM

#36. I made this. It's real. You don't have to watch a whole film to know the names Jabba the Hutt, Lando Calrissian and Chewie. This isn't an esoteric film we're talking about. It's fracking star wars. It's the most referenced movie in pop culture.

46. Thumperchica - January 15, 2009 3:33 PM

44- WHICH ONES?????? SAVE ME!!!

47. Boing - January 15, 2009 4:06 PM

@45, I understand how widely referenced Star Wars is, but nobody who hasn't seen the movies is going to know a damn thing about Billy Dee Williams. What can I say, I'm a skeptic. Fake viral videos have jaded me!

still funny though, nicely done.

48. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 15, 2009 4:20 PM

That was the funniest damn thing I've seen so far this year! That is an absolute win! Thumper, when you get a chance to get to an unblocked PC, you have to check it out...

49. narly - January 15, 2009 4:55 PM

I would love to see if out in cyber land there is a video like this for the lord of the rings if not , I would be pleased to make one. It may resemble randal's take on it in clerks 2. Some one must find it!

50. Sage - January 15, 2009 5:49 PM

I've seen the original three movies, and I think I'd probably do just as badly with the other three movies. I know utterly crap about them.

This was hilarious, Gold Suit!Leia was the best thing ever. And I thoroughly agree that Wookiees and Ewoks are the same thing, but Wookiees are irradiated. My two cents.

51. Thumperchica - January 15, 2009 8:32 PM

OK, that was the funniest thing I've seen in WEEKS!!!!!

52. Tricky Ricky - January 15, 2009 8:33 PM

I wonder if she's seen Space Balls?..may the Schwartz be with you!
I think Barf is better then Chewie...

53. SandraB - January 15, 2009 11:06 PM

@37

I feel ashamed. I did just as you foretold :(

54. I Search of Toiletpaper - January 16, 2009 12:43 AM

i LOVED the physics joke when "Luke blows up the Death Star with the Force"!

55. Mr. Sausage - January 16, 2009 4:11 AM

@38 QUASIMODEM. It's boring but it's Star Wars.

56. Richie-con-carnie - January 16, 2009 4:15 AM

Hans....Hans??....Hans....Han....Hans....Han.....
Fake or not that shit had me laughing :)

57. QUASIMODEM - January 16, 2009 8:13 AM

Mr. Sausage, did you actually see the words I wrote or just cross your eyes and mash out a response?

58. glace neuf - January 16, 2009 11:35 AM

i thought this was not only "real", but also funny!

59. Arjans HAzE - January 16, 2009 6:32 PM

@47 I agree with you, I have the first 3 on dvd, i've watched them quite a number of times, and I didn't even know Lando's name. Well tbh, I don't even remember the storyline either lmao

60. No Love - January 16, 2009 9:57 PM

Where's the battle of Hoth? I'll forgive the timeline mistakes, but omitting my favourite Star Wars battle just doesn't cut it. Epic fail.

61. donovan - January 17, 2009 12:40 AM

i still have yet to see the full thing and have also seen just bits and pieces

62. kate - January 18, 2009 11:02 AM

XDDDD! She got that so screwed up. That was hilarious. :)

63. Lieutenant Bob - January 20, 2009 3:18 PM

@50:

The only thing I took from the later 3 movies was that Senator Joe Lieberman was secretly a Sith lord.

64. bryan - January 20, 2009 3:55 PM

@63 nice, i thaught the same for Biden, until he became all vice-president and shiv

65. Lieutenant Bob - January 20, 2009 7:14 PM

The proof is on the interwebz:

http://totallylookslike.com/2008/07/19/joe-lieberman/

66. Winston - January 21, 2009 5:43 AM

Scot Klose loves greekologie
Never Back Down
Scot Klose loves greekologie
Never Back Down
Scot Klose loves greekologie
Never Back Down
Scot Klose loves greekologie
Never Back Down

Scot is also gay./

67. SCOT KLOSE iS A TWAT - January 21, 2009 6:23 PM

You're a f***ing idiot. thanks for making the page super long. PS Anyone who spells scott with one T is cheap.

68. Dez - January 21, 2009 11:15 PM

I watched this with my girlfriend.

She's seen Star Wars, loves Star Wars, and has been to conventions about Star Wars. I'm in the same boat as the girl in this movie.

Honestly, so far as I know that IS the plot! Heh, that's about exactly what I would have know except for a few key points...

1. Chewy is not an Ewok. (Score for me!)
2. You can't have a guy and his ghost and another guy's ghost all at the smae time. Either one is alive and one is dead, or they're both dead. (Me: 1, Logic: 1)
3. Han Solo only has one 'S' in it. (Me: 2 Logic: 1)
4. At some point there's a planet covered in snow. It's apparently cold. (Me: 3 Logic: 2)
5. The Ewoks weren't in the second movie. They were somewhere before the end of the first movie.

Judging by my gf's expression, the score is now Me: (-25) Logic: 2 Blockbuster: $9 after we go rent them and I'm forced through the entire series in one sitting...

69. kelehendros - January 22, 2009 11:41 AM

can i have your girl friend?

70. glasshalfscotch - January 26, 2009 4:46 PM

@36 and 47

I knew about Lando before I saw Star Wars even once. Like he said, this is THE most famous and most referenced film trilogy this country has ever seen. My girlfriend has never seen a frame of star wars and knows most of what was in that video.

71. franfran - January 29, 2009 8:57 PM

leave her alone, she didnt do too bad...... i dont think she really say to much of the 6th one, but still not bad

72. Booby Brown - February 4, 2009 4:15 PM

Amanda is totally cute.

73. Ice - September 11, 2009 11:18 PM

Dont care if its fake, funies thing ive seen since 5 second movies.

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