Jan 16 2009Safety First: Condom Animals Doing It
NOTE: VIDEO IS PROBABLY NSFW DEPENDING ON HOW YOUR EMPLOYER FEELS ABOUT CONDOM ANIMALS HAVING SEX ALL OVER THE PLACE.
This is a Durex commercial that may or not have made it to the air (certainly not in this country) that features arguably homosexual condom rabbits doing it. I kept waiting for one to pop until I realized you probably wouldn't want to advertise that. Also, I would like to take this time to pat myself on the nuts for never getting that crazy bitch of an ex-wife pregnant.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not my child!
Superfad Ad Agency (which has a couple outtakes to watch as well)
Thanks to Skin & Bones, Jase, leftrightleft, and Julian, who, despite their vehement denials, have all used BBQ sauce as lube.
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Reader Comments
1. boxofwine - January 16, 2009 3:54 PM
i didn't even read the post!
2. LSDiesel - January 16, 2009 3:56 PM
....and I'm spent
3. paineel - January 16, 2009 3:59 PM
so not straight.
4. SiGee - January 16, 2009 4:01 PM
ah...... memories......
5. SiGee - January 16, 2009 4:02 PM
Memories of LSDiesel and I f***ing animals together in the barn.
6. known - January 16, 2009 4:03 PM
The sounds of that rubber friction going and going..... love it
7. known - January 16, 2009 4:05 PM
Damn Sigee - for someone who looks a little like a gothic liv tyler on bass, f***ing animals doesn't come to the top of my list of things I think you'd probably do. LSDiesel you sick lucky bastard
8. Boost - January 16, 2009 4:05 PM
Ah so the GW DID get a divorce.
I'd wondered where all the wife insults went to...
9. LSDiesel - January 16, 2009 4:08 PM
I am pretty lucky. I bet none of YOUR girlfriends tie you up and put horse feed in your ass.
Tonight, she's going to put my cock in a rooster, isn't that right sweetie?
10. SiGee - January 16, 2009 4:10 PM
@7
Well, he isnt lucky anymore since he moved.
But at least I get the horse back!
He always liked the horse, never letting me get a ride.
Damn it!
LSDiesel, come back!
;)
11. SiGee - January 16, 2009 4:13 PM
So I am your girlfriend again?
I though you broke up with me for the goat!
You even moved to f***in Illinois to be with her.
12. LSDiesel - January 16, 2009 4:15 PM
@10, Me never letting you get a ride? As I recall, you whipped the horse saying something like "That's right you filthy beast of burden, eat his ass!"
It was cute though, and the leather outfit and crotchless panties really worked for you. The gas mask WAS a bit excessive though...
13. known - January 16, 2009 4:15 PM
Just a side note: The blonde in the snorg tees ad w/ the brown shirt has more cameltoe going on than MooseKnuckle fighting on jerry springer. I don't even want to hit refresh, thanks GW
14. SiGee - January 16, 2009 4:17 PM
@13
Dude... wtf....
You just told me five minutes ago that you like that look!
I even made LSDiesel sport it for you.
Dont lie to the world!
15. SiGee - January 16, 2009 4:20 PM
@12
Ok, maybe just that ONE time.
That acid you gave me that day was strong!
Made me think that you might be a horse too.
nom nom nom nom
16. Thumperchica - January 16, 2009 4:20 PM
This vid was actually laugh out loud funny. I'm going to have the "squeaky squeaky" noise in my head all night... thanks!
17. Leeto - January 16, 2009 4:21 PM
Makes me wish I could watch videos at work :-(
18. SiGee - January 16, 2009 4:32 PM
Leeto = Dune
19. known - January 16, 2009 4:34 PM
#14 I was just saying......
#16 You can watch this at work today? Did you overthrow that cocky IT manager at office today or did you just say f***IT & turn the volume all the way up before pressing play??
20. Leeto - January 16, 2009 4:42 PM
They don't even appear for me to view. Just a blank spot where the vid should be.
That's why I get on from home each night just to watch the vids i couldn't during the day!
21. boxofwine - January 16, 2009 4:48 PM
@20 I like to sit for a while staring into the black. sometimes if you look long enough... you can see yourself!!!
22. firstgold - January 16, 2009 4:52 PM
Well-hm-ah-well-maybe-no-yes- hard to explain- but no- NO!
23. finfan - January 16, 2009 5:04 PM
The RAW sheer TERRIBLY WONDERFUL SQUEAKING NOISE!!! OH GOD DON'T STOP!!!! OH RHAPHOSODIUS DAY!!! (I don't believe that's a word)
24. Ollie Williams - January 16, 2009 6:03 PM
Known and LSDiesel are invited to my pants party.
25. LeftRIGHTLeft - January 16, 2009 6:22 PM
I totally sent this in yesterday to geekologie, and I get no credit?? :( GW, so not cool!
0.23 seconds, I love the hallow noise when the blue spanks the pink :P
26. LeftRIGHTLeft - January 16, 2009 6:23 PM
HAHA, I take it back.. apparently I just can't read too good. *slinks back with head down*
27. Spam Artist - January 16, 2009 6:55 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is obviously a fake. The shadow's are all wrong.
This was found in the lost archives of King Tut, beside it was a reel of a scene in the movie Tender Dracula where Arnold Strong, Tara Strong and Mighty Mouse are holding up a partially collapsed bridge.
Three minutes later the school bus falls into the river, having been ignored by the three heros.
28. Daisy - January 16, 2009 6:59 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauase the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never back Down where Max is riding his moped, coming down from acid, dressed in a bacon tuxedo, and being chased by the police. What he does is drive past a donut shop, and hit the support for the front porch. This makes the giant donut fall off and crush some of the police, and confound the others.
He then ducks into a nearby car wash. This makes the police unable to find him. It also washes off the delicious bacony smell of his tuxedo. So he hightails it over to Baja's house to get some more of that delicious bacon cheese roll.
29. manalive - January 16, 2009 7:09 PM
i popped their cherries.....
30. Nikky Raney - January 16, 2009 9:11 PM
That was a clever commercial; I enjoyed it.
31. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 16, 2009 9:18 PM
Thumper, is it wrong that I was thinking of you the whole time while watching that???
32. LSDiesel - January 17, 2009 12:00 AM
@24, I'll be there.
@31, It's not wrong that you thought of her, but it sure is kinda creepy that you manned up to it.
33. Thumperchica - January 17, 2009 8:48 AM
@19 - No, I got out of work early yesterday, so I watched it at home.
@20/21 - Exactly!
@31 - Umm, er... depends on which balloon I was, lol, I'm hoping pink since the blue guy it a bit... erm... male and taking it in the butt...
@32 - Yeah. BTW- it is good to have you back you twisted little monkey!
And to clarify, I DID have the squeaky squeaky noise in my head last night, someone mentioned trojan horse, which made me think trojan>condom>condom animals>condom animals boning>SQUEAK!
34. known - January 17, 2009 11:12 AM
#24 Spandex!
Daisy made my day today with all that bacon talk & a cheeseroll finale'.... It feels damn good to be in love (with Olilie)
35. GadgetGirl - January 17, 2009 12:28 PM
Hahahaha! I love it!
Now i really, really know i need to get laid....
*sigh* I'm way too picky, this is awful.
36. big brown - January 17, 2009 10:04 PM
lol that hollow noise when the blue animal spanks the pink one is freaking hilarious
37. timmy the dying boy - January 18, 2009 12:52 AM
@35
Where do you live?
38. Rizzo - January 18, 2009 3:46 PM
I wanna see the Snorg ad with the cameltoe. Bloody hell!
39. Dood4 - January 18, 2009 10:17 PM
hehe, they do pop in one of the out takes @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjHRNs4I5Hg&feature=related
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41. guate6 - January 20, 2009 12:35 PM
Writer:
That joke reminded me of the TV show Dinosaurs... "Not the mamma!!"
Man, those were the times...excellent TV (not like the BS they have nowadays)...