January 4, 2009

Russian Roulette: The Nokia Gun Phone

Filed Under: airport security / bang bang i shot her down bang bang she hit the ground / cell phone / dangerous / death and destruction / fake / gun / headshot / i like / metal / pew pew / phone / photoshop / questionable / safety / stupid idiots / sure why not / they should really make these

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This is a conceptual Nokia gun phone made by somebody in Photoshop. It's fake. Mad fake. Faker than the ID I use to buy booze (I'm 16). Because no phone company has the gigantor cojones it would take to manufacture an actual handgun-phone. And I think we can all agree, that's a fundamental problem with today's society. That's why I outsourced the manufacture of a gun-phone to a friend of mine. And I've got to tell you, this shit looks legit. *BRRRING* Oh, if you'll excuse me -- I need to take this. *BANG* Oh. Uh-oh. Listen, I've gotta run to the vet real quick.

Gun Phone Concept [uberphones]