Knock-offs: they look like the real thing, but are bought out of the back of a skeezy guy's van for a quarter of the price and either break or explode within a week of purchase. Then, to make matters worse, the bastard isn't set up on the same street corner when you go to return the merchandise. What a sham! And speaking of which, I will now perform a magic trick -- Alakasham! Can you still see me? I'm supposed to be invisible. *entering women's locker room* "EEEEEEEEEEKK!!!!!!" Oh, oh shit.
Hit the jump for a few more knock-offs, including a chicken wearing the Colonel's tie.
10 Knock-offs That'll Knock Your Socks Off [mentalfloss]
Ten seriously bizarre knock-off "brand names." [core77]
How bout some Street Fighter II inspired sneakers? No? I'm with ya, I only wear flip-flops too. Besides, you've gotta admit the Street Fighter resemblance is subtle at best. They could have at least thrown a hadouken on the side of the Ryus. And, I dunno, maybe some bigass... / Continue →
I'm not a backhoe you're a backhoe.
The Hand Trux is an $18 piece of molded plastic designed to scoop up dog shit. Plus they make it look like you're wearing Bumblebee's dick on your arm WHICH IS SO IN RIGHT NOW. Also, not wearing bras. Run with it, ladies. Literally -- ru... / Continue →
The Taurus is a conceptual self-balancing vehicle designed by Erik Lanuza. It's basically a Segway with a seat that makes it loosely look like you're riding a bull/motorcycle. But not enough to be cool. Don't be fooled, children will still throw rocks at you. And I'm gonna ... / Continue →