Jan 29 2009Prison Convicts Capture Selves With Lightpole
How not to escape from a New Zealand prison: handcuffed to another dude, running on opposite sides of a lightpole. Check.
Thanks to Ray Doggy Dog and chad, who could have escaped prison like it was a three-legged race.
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Reader Comments
1. Damonlul - January 29, 2009 7:02 PM
First lul
2. JFreezy - January 29, 2009 7:03 PM
That was gizmoduck and LSDiesel!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
3. Diechuz - January 29, 2009 8:21 PM
The guy who put first and Fake is a photoshop work are so pathetic and without life.
4. Cameron - January 29, 2009 8:21 PM
Owned by a pole.
*snigger*
5. Top Ten guy - January 29, 2009 8:24 PM
Wohoo!!
Top Ten!
6. Angel Mass - January 29, 2009 8:25 PM
Geekologie Writer and The Superficial writer trying to escape together?
7. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 29, 2009 8:26 PM
Can't see the vid at work, but I'm gonna guess it's a fake...sounds like something out of an old Abbott and Costello bit.
8. Boost - January 29, 2009 8:37 PM
@2 This isn't a damn forum.
Quit referencing other posters, and making drama.
I hate you.
9. Cameron - January 29, 2009 8:37 PM
Angel - I am developing a theory that they are, infact, the same person.
But if that is wrong, and they do manage to wrap themselves around a pole like this, think the Large Hadron Particle Accelerator all over again. But this time, it really will be the end of the world.
10. Cameron - January 29, 2009 8:38 PM
BOOM!
11. Cruddy Shove - January 29, 2009 8:43 PM
It so is a forum, f*** YOU ASSHOLE. BOOST MOBILE SUCKS SO DOES YOUR NAME--DIE.
12. Daisy - January 29, 2009 8:50 PM
FAKE!!!!
his is a complete photoshop job. You can tel its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scne in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja move to a town where all the wives are perfect and the husbands are perfectly happy. Max investigates and finds out this is all the work of Cruella De Ville who is building a robot army.
13. Ark - January 29, 2009 9:00 PM
Hot damn they hit hard, i mean they are down for the f***ing count after that!
14. CrazyCracka - January 29, 2009 9:01 PM
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15. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 29, 2009 9:30 PM
#8 needs a hug
16. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 29, 2009 9:32 PM
#11 needs a hug too
17. firstgold - January 29, 2009 10:15 PM
I'm the first to say this? Alright...
FAIL!
18. Smeggit - January 29, 2009 10:33 PM
As a Kiwi I can confirm this is real, it's in all the major news papers.
19. Barack Ubuntu - January 29, 2009 11:02 PM
# 19 needs a hug too. However, not like the guys in the video did it.
20. Jonty - January 29, 2009 11:24 PM
Yeah, one of these idiots got an extra month added to his prison term for this attempted escape!
21. gizmoduck - January 29, 2009 11:27 PM
classic...
New Zealand most funnest videos
waka waka!
22. gizmoduck - January 29, 2009 11:27 PM
classic...
New Zealand most funniest t videos
waka waka!
23. gizmoduck - January 29, 2009 11:28 PM
double post?
damn. i deserve a falcon punch
takers?
24. Thumperchica - January 29, 2009 11:35 PM
2 stooges escaped, realized they forgot Moe, hit lightpole for yuk-yuks.
25. catherine - January 29, 2009 11:55 PM
this isnt fake i live in hamilton nz and it was on tvone/three news tonight!
were not all like this in nz honest!
26. Cameron - January 30, 2009 12:28 AM
gizmoduck - Maybe you should contact Captain Falcon for that falcon punch.
I hear that during a Falcon Punch, the potential energy between his fist and your face is infinity.
27. Indie9999 - January 30, 2009 3:46 AM
I hate all of you, your all a bunch of vicious bitter bastards.
28. enigma - January 30, 2009 7:03 AM
He he... some day that will be used in a music montage teaser for some show entitled "World's Dumbest Criminals" or something similar.
29. threetorches - January 30, 2009 9:02 AM
MOE,LARRY,CHEESE MOE,LARRY CHEESE*YNGEEAW NYUK,NYUK,NYUK*
30. BKerks - January 30, 2009 9:54 AM
Haha. You find the best videos. This one is like...the longer humanity exists, the more humanity becomes animated. Wild Coyote stunts. ftw.
31. Ollie Williams - January 30, 2009 9:59 AM
@23
Sorry, all I got is yoga fire. :(
32. Anita Bath - January 30, 2009 11:24 AM
@31: I got disgustingly long arms and stretchy neck. Separated at birth?
33. JFreezy - January 30, 2009 11:53 AM
@8,
Are you just angry that your father and brother were caught on video looking like dumb asses and everyone is making fun of them? Don't cry little one. Go snuggle with your stuffed Pikachu and finish watching The Little Mermaid.
34. butterbee - January 30, 2009 2:18 PM
I need a "hug".
35. DK1234 - January 30, 2009 2:28 PM
Some convicts aren't relli that bright.
36. indigo mantoya - January 30, 2009 3:14 PM
ok, as a nzer i conferm this as well it was on 2 news show(that i saw) and in at least 4 newspapers, its not faked.