Prison Convicts Capture Selves With Lightpole

How not to escape from a New Zealand prison: handcuffed to another dude, running on opposite sides of a lightpole. Check.

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Thanks to Ray Doggy Dog and chad, who could have escaped prison like it was a three-legged race.

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