Jan 9 2009Pre & Post Dump Weighing: The Toilet Scale
The Toilet Scale was designed by Haikun Deng so you can weigh yourself while using the john. Personally, I like to sit down while I pee. I'm not sure why I just shared that. Anway, the only problem is you have to make sure your feet aren't touching the ground while it's weighing, or it won't work. So you have to kick your legs out in front of you. Which, let's be honest, we all do anyways. One time I kicked the towel-bar off the wall! This scale is perfect for determining the weight of turds so you can brag to your friends about them later. Wow, a six pounder -- somebody call Guinness! Seriously, I think this warrants a free beer.
Hit the jump for another picture and a little comic of a rabbit sitting on a toilet, in case you've always wanted to see that.
The Toilet Scale For The Weight Conscious [youbentmywookie]
Thanks to Dave, who's worth his pre-dump weight in gold.
Reader Comments
1. Ed - January 9, 2009 1:30 PM
My god now I'll be able to see if I'll lose pounds when going to the Bathroom!
GENIUS!
2. known - January 9, 2009 1:38 PM
I'd probaly see a 3 - 5 lb difference and a dark soft pretzel in the toilet
3. Ted - January 9, 2009 1:40 PM
I guess this saves me 'guesstimating' my turds weight with a little hand squeeze as I usually do.
4. C-Basstian - January 9, 2009 1:44 PM
i just stand and dump on a normal scale...
5. poster - January 9, 2009 1:48 PM
A great product for the aneorexic!
6. Timbo - January 9, 2009 1:51 PM
So can you stand on the lid while you're peeing???
7. gizmoduck - January 9, 2009 1:57 PM
that is the cutest bunny taking a dump ever
KAWAIIIII
8. aznterrorist - January 9, 2009 2:06 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was training to fight action jackson, and he used the meat packing plant where Baja's brother worked nights to hit the sides of beef like a punching bag.
9. Daisy - January 9, 2009 2:15 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene from the movie Never Back Down where Max had to write a science paper. He picked the subject - Do you weigh moree or less after farting. Use of hypersensitive scales to weigh living flatulent subjects.
Max wrote the paper, and got an A. He was asked to present it at the county science fair. This was a big mistake. Putting a demonstration involving flatulence next to a demonstration with volcanoes ended up with the school burning down.
10. boxofwine - January 9, 2009 2:24 PM
Inacurate!
Thats actually a photo taken from the coco pebbles factory. The scale meters out the just the right amount of coca pebbles per box.
see what I did there?
11. Pew³ - January 9, 2009 2:29 PM
I've always wanted something like this! I never dreamed of a natural walnut finish though. Thats just icing on the cake! I wonder how accurate the scale is. And if it has a save feature so you have proof.
12. Popadopolis - January 9, 2009 2:33 PM
Anyone else notice the Engrish in the picture?
"The toilet seat can report your weight after you using it."
*smirk* he used incorrect English. Also, rabbit turds are too tiny to weigh.
13. Zack - January 9, 2009 2:44 PM
AND DAISY WIIINNNSSSS...but not by much daisy...u gotta pick bump up yo gaaaame bitch
14. Elmo - January 9, 2009 3:46 PM
*sigh* I wish I was as happy as the bunny when I take a shit.
Oh, my aunt's a doctor, and she told me this little old lady came in cause she lost 5 ponds before and after she went to the bathroom
15. Alli - January 9, 2009 4:05 PM
Is it just me or does this person post this same comment on every single thing? I only noticed because of the punctuation error...
"FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong."
Come up with someone new once in a while eh?
16. DeeplyTroubled - January 9, 2009 4:08 PM
Now this is creative design. Although the marketing needs improvement. I don't understand the bunny's storyline - he depressed in the first panel, then I think he gets angry at something in the toilet, and then in the last panel he falls in love with it. I think. Its very confusing
17. Cardii - January 9, 2009 4:18 PM
Are those red things supposed to be the bunny's eyes or is he blushing?
18. crazygeek - January 9, 2009 4:40 PM
I get it. It's a way to get excited about going to the crapper. Mommy, I can't wait to drop a load so I can see if I am lighter. What is this world coming to? Are there really people than concerned about telling others they weigh 5oz to 14 pounds lighter after a crap?! I heard about the 14 pds. from a single dump once...a friend of a friend of course.
19. Dr. Death - January 9, 2009 5:01 PM
i need one of those
i have wondered how much the bigger turds weighed
20. Abraham Briggs - January 9, 2009 5:18 PM
@15 - n00b
21. DJ Tyrannosaur - January 9, 2009 5:54 PM
@15. You are duuummmmbbbbb. DDDUMMMMMMBBBBBB.
22. Jeff - January 9, 2009 6:00 PM
I wonder if it would automatically convert the weight to Courics lol.
23. eggs - January 10, 2009 2:14 AM
Surprised at the lack of toilet humour.
24. Spam Artist - January 10, 2009 4:18 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This was found in the lucas archives as a scene from the movie Tender Dracula where one of the drunken overdubbed make up artists was shot into space where he extracted a stool sample and could not weigh it.
25. james - January 10, 2009 9:01 AM
i wounder if u can offset it so it dounst weight the beer i usually drink whilst on the crapper
26. buzz_clik - January 11, 2009 6:59 PM
This is the absolute zenith of human invention. Everything else after this will look like some poxy malfunctioning particle accelerator.
@15 - You're new here, right?
27. Jim Jones - January 12, 2009 4:13 PM
Goes well with the free whopper Facebook app. Then you can determine how much your friends are worth to you.
@Everyone ripping #15:
Who cares. The joke is old, dumb, and never was funny.
28. Peregrinus - January 13, 2009 10:38 PM
@22 lol, nice South Park reference.
29. Daniel - January 15, 2009 11:39 PM
I want to get this where is it sold. i looked but couldn't find it.
30. Paddles - January 20, 2009 9:41 AM
i think i just lost about 5 punds, because i shat myself when i read this. and @26, i completely agree, every invention after this will pale in comparison. whether its a combo aids cancer cure, or something equally fantastic, it will never compare to the gloriousness that is the toilet seat that weighs you....as you poop