Jan 24 2009Who Knew?: Vader Drives A Sports Car
First we discovered Lotus Exiges are standard issue for Imperial Stormtroopers, and now that Vader blasts around in a little Ariel Atom. What next, JarJar in a septic truck? Or maybe an Ewok in a fur-covered Caddy with fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview? Oooh -- and a Princess Leia hula girl dancing in the back window. Which, be honest, the thought of just gave you a boner. Just saying, now accepting pre-orders.
Hit the jump for a picture of Vader's Stormtrooper pit crew, the identity of the Lotus Stormtrooper revealed (SPOILER: it's a hot chick!), and a Stormtrooper dryhumping his girlfriend.
Thanks to Syntax, Bilal, Richard, Andreas, Manwai, Spoonman, zach, steve, mr Iggles, Chopper, Anna and FLYrtBY, who were all on Vader's racing crew until he hit them coming in for a pit stop and they quit.
Reader Comments
1. Zee Brat - January 24, 2009 11:51 AM
THIRD!
2. Lizzard - January 24, 2009 11:54 AM
I wonder if they make DOT approved vader and stormtrooper helmets
3. killerabbit - January 24, 2009 12:00 PM
I've preferred the rebels all my life, yet now I find out the empire issues British sports cars. I'm so conflicted inside!
4. Brat Twat - January 24, 2009 12:32 PM
Uncle butt-f*** hits the F5 key repeatedly to make first post. So f***ing sad you stupid cunt f*** face wanker.
5. Thumperchica - January 24, 2009 12:41 PM
So... First off, Darth Vader's costume is compeltely ripped off from Frankenstein in Death Race 2000 (which was filmed first). Now, NOW after all of that, they are racing in a Vader costume, thus becoming Frankenstein... The only thing missing is mowing down sacrificial virgins for extra points. Oh the irony...
6. Tricky Ricky - January 24, 2009 12:52 PM
Hang on I'll get a camera, slap some rollerskates on Daisy...she can be Rollergirl and I'll pretend to be Dirk Diggler from the movie "Boogie Nights" as we speed by in the Walt Disney Monorail on our way to the MGM theme park..
7. Cam - January 24, 2009 12:56 PM
@4~
Do I see a hint of jealousy...?
you could have just said "I'm a loser, but I'm such a loser that I'm really mad at someone who posted before me on an online blog. I'm so insecure about myself that I have to insult people who I don't know for doing things that don't affect me to feel good about myself"
8. Top Ten Guy - January 24, 2009 1:14 PM
Wohoo!!
Top ten!
9. Codiac - January 24, 2009 1:54 PM
Me wanty Atom!
BTW..........
Has no one else yet figured out that Daisy is the GW writer? Lots of clues in the posts people ;-)
10. Darth Darth - January 24, 2009 1:57 PM
That is the most effective recruiting campaing tool ever. Seriously, join the empire, and first you get a sports car, then you get a hot storm trooper battle buddy WITH the sports car, and last, check out the chick on the bed, if you enlist in the Empire today, you'll get chicks.
Actually on the topic of the last picture...no...I leave it alone.
Either way though, if the Army tried this, their numbers would soar. Just put a whole bunch of hot chicks in little cut off fatigues and BOOM! Intant recruits
11. guate6 - January 24, 2009 2:03 PM
Hmmm...that last photo...
storm trooper chick in car
+
storm trooper dry humping chick
=
chick on chick action!
12. Pew³ - January 24, 2009 2:23 PM
I love it, Star Wars posts never get old. As long as they are relevant to the original trilogy! I want one of those pit crew suits. I would totally ride my sport bike around in one of those. I'd make my helmet look as storm trooperish as possible, while keeping it safe.
13. pirhan - January 24, 2009 2:26 PM
I need a stormtrooper suit. Preferably one that accents my bosom.
@ 11 - Excellent logic. Are you a scientist?
14. Lucifer - January 24, 2009 2:59 PM
That's an "Atom". it is the fastest car, equipped with a Honda Civic engine + Turbo.
Thus making this the best sport car because you can actually see where the wheels hit the road sides.
15. Daisy - January 24, 2009 4:02 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complere photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was dressed as Darth Vader, and selling pictures of naked chicks in pie plates filled with whipped cream at the school carnival. Later one of the chicks whose pictures he was selling mistook him for someone else and had her way with him in the aptly named fun house. Afterwards she professed her love for him.
16. Dr.Known - January 24, 2009 4:18 PM
Didn't someone just link this picture (or story?) before - when darth vader joined a clergy or something? I'm too lazy to look back but I swear I just read this linked off an an older gw post
17. Dustin - January 24, 2009 4:32 PM
wow. I will never be satisfied with a woman again. I'll look at them all and say, "yeah, your sexy, but your not chick-in-storm-trooper-costume-driving-a-lotus sexy."
If its wrong, I don't wanna be right.
excuse me, I have to go change my pants.
18. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 24, 2009 7:46 PM
HOLY SHIT! It was TK 421! TK 421 is a chick! No wonder she wasn't at her post, figures...leave it to a woman be AWOL, letting the Rebel scum through to allow the Death Star to be blown up...
or
...Luke beat up a chick and stole her uniform...roflmao..."Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Here she is on vacation:
http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_marcl/stormtrooper1_10aug07.jpg
19. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 24, 2009 8:06 PM
...btw, I know, I know...the Death Star wasn't blown up till later and TK 421 had nothing to do with it...
20. enigma - January 25, 2009 3:31 AM
Ha ha - I thought sure there wasn't actually going to be a picture of a Stormtrooper dryhumping his girlfriend after the jump. I'm kind of wishing there hadn't been.
21. softlicious - January 25, 2009 12:14 PM
What comes out of the closet when you dress yourself in the morning?
How about you come out of the closet.
Here she is on her wedding
http://www.freewebs.com/basementnightclub/Stormtrooper%20Bride.jpg
22. guate6 - January 27, 2009 12:52 PM
#13: yes :)
#14: close...it's a Honda type-R engine (not all civics have type-R's)
23. manitou - February 9, 2009 8:51 AM
Photoshop, huh? The picture is 100% genuine.
Here's a photo of Lord Vader clearing the road for the purpose of the shoot:
http://img27.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc0631vc5.gif
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