Jan 20 2009I Can Add!: Tokyoflash's Kisai Keisan Watch
I know what you're thinking, "holy shit, we have a new president!" And also, "damnit Geekologie Writer, hit me the latest in time-telling devices". Well you got it, son. The Kisai Keisan is the latest in Tokyoflash's wrist flasherdashery. If you can add, you can tell what time it is on the Keisan.
Calculate the time with Keisan. Simply touch the button and digits will appear in four vertical lines. Add the digits in each vertical line to read the time. The date is displayed in the same way after the time. The time and date can be accelerated by pressing button A again. To find out more, take a look at the interactive manual to the right.
The Keisan is available for $255 in black with red or green LEDS, and silver with orange or yellow LEDs. But hurry -- they'll be gone in a Tokyoflash! ZOMG, I think I just reached a new level in L337 advertising: +30 selling, -20 dignity! I swear, I could sell fire to Satan -- or cans of bitch to my ex-wife!
Hit the jump for a bunch more pictures of the flashery.
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Reader Comments
1. DestreasLust - January 20, 2009 1:52 PM
meep
2. bass - January 20, 2009 1:54 PM
unFRISTERNESS
3. Sad fuckers - January 20, 2009 1:57 PM
Only sad f***wits sit there hitting refresh in an attempt to get first in comments. Truly pathetic.
4. bass - January 20, 2009 1:59 PM
hey i just came on
no refresh for bass
5. Jess - January 20, 2009 2:00 PM
They are cool looking, but I'm sure people would go, "WTH is that? A bomb?"
6. known - January 20, 2009 2:02 PM
I was wondering when you were going to post Tokyoflash again GW.
#3 is clearly pissed about not being 1st, and if anyone had a clue as to when new posts are done here you haven't to sit & hit refresh now would you
7. bass fucker - January 20, 2009 2:02 PM
Admit it bass, you forgot to hit wefwesh.
8. Daisy - January 20, 2009 2:09 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. YOu can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scne in the movie Never BAck Down where Max beat the crap out of an alien, who then checked the tim and blew himself up.
9. Thumperchica - January 20, 2009 2:12 PM
Now he admits to his whoring of spendy TokyoFlash watches... Pffbbt
10. Pepe la PEW PEW - January 20, 2009 2:16 PM
YES MORE TOKYOFLASH watches . I want a black and a silver one and one that does my taxes !!!!!
11. Timbo - January 20, 2009 2:27 PM
These are actually nice looking.
Look it's ^Θ°∞☻o' clock!
12. Pew³ - January 20, 2009 2:41 PM
My watch is off, mine says its ¶Ð£ŒǤ thirty
13. known - January 20, 2009 2:42 PM
^ ^ ^
and THATS what time it is..... in space
14. ShitBitch Carl - January 20, 2009 2:44 PM
f*** you all!
15. Pew³ - January 20, 2009 2:47 PM
@14 Carl, why do you want to f*** me so bad?
Sounds gay if you ask me. Have you met Scott? He's the resident gay.
16. Cunt Suck - January 20, 2009 2:49 PM
Suck f*** the lot of you cunt heads.
17. Moose Knuckle - January 20, 2009 2:55 PM
Do they have a watch that you DON'T need a Navajo windtalker to translate the time?
18. Pew³ - January 20, 2009 2:57 PM
I'm sensing some hostility in here. Either that or built up sexual tension. Maybe some of you should sneak off to your executive bathrooms and go masterbate. You'll feel better when youre done.
19. neuralien - January 20, 2009 3:00 PM
I own a TokyoFlash watch and it's seriously awesome the look on the face of people when they ask you what time it is
20. Douche McAllister - January 20, 2009 3:14 PM
Still lame.
21. Ollie Williams - January 20, 2009 3:20 PM
"I swear, I could sell fire to Satan -- or cans of bitch to my ex-wife!" made the whole article.
22. firstgold - January 20, 2009 9:11 PM
Seriously why so expensive? They better last a long time...
23. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 20, 2009 9:33 PM
Actually GW, we were all thinking "GW hasn't gotten a memo from HQ lately on which of their gaudy, overpriced watches they're looking to hawk to geeks based on the slightest sci-fi resemblances..." Phew, glad you eased our tensions!
"The time and date can be accelerated by pressing button A again." ...if only! Give me a watch that can do that, and I'll be glad to fork over $255! I have a little over 4 years that I need to kill before I can become human again...!
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