Jan 16 2009Virgin Auctioning Virginity Allegedly Gets $3.7 Million Offer -- I Should Know, It Was Me!

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Remember 'Natalie Dylan', the 22-year old strumpet who's claiming to be a virgin so she can auction off her virginity to your dad? Yeah, well in what appears to be the longest-running auction ever (my last post was in early September), Natalie has allegedly received a $3.7 million dollar bid. Which, I want it to be noted, I wouldn't even pay for a virgin t-rex. F*** it, not even an albino virgin t-rex. Also, just look at that chick -- I've seen plenty of virgins (or at least the same one in the mirror everyday), and that ain't no Mary.

Natalie allegedly received over 10,000 bids and plans to use the money to go to college (read: get even bigger implants and become an adult-film star). Best of luck, Natalie, I'm rooting for you. And also, bidding. Tosseth aside thine chastity belt -- thou virginity is mine! F***, now I'm even creeping myself out.

22-Year-Old Sells Virginity Online -- and Feds Can't Do a Thing to Stop Her [foxnews]

Thanks to Bryan and The Superficial Writer, who, despite pooling their Whopper coupons, only came up with enough for a 30 seconds apiece with Natalie -- not that they'd need anymore. HIYO!

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I gotta hand it to her. Didn't think she'd make that much.

Virgin or not I don't see why one would pay such money for sex.

lucky bitch


i bet the guys paypal has negative feedback

That better be one hell of a night.

Someone should tell this guy Jagermeister costs about $6 a shot... he could have had her panties down for about $36 and tips.


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I wouldn't believe she was as pure as the driven snow even if she showed me a medical certificate co-signed by a Mother Superior.

And we all should just believe she is a virgin, hmmm. Those t***, no f-ing way :D

Hooray for feminism! Hooray for the sexual revolution! Oh...the good things "empowerment" has brought women everywhere. Now they can prostitute themselves unabashedly!

This poor girl is a slave who glories in her chains. How much more could she possibly debase and objectify herself? Is 2 girls 1 cup the new standard of immorality? If this is the "progress" of western civilization, maybe Islam is right to call us the Great Satan...

Oh, and the photo is clearly FAKE!!!

man she looks like a romanian hooker, i wouldn't f*** her if she was paying ME 7 million.

(i would really. i'd do it for $7)

When did prostitution become legal in the United States? NOWHERE, not even in Nevada, is prostitution legal. The Bunny Ranch sits within certain county borders who CHOOSE to turn a blind eye. Doesn't mean it's legal.

This Natalie chick is a prostitute... and a damn expensive one at that!

Has no one yet realized that this is a Tranny?

She's no virgin. She probably needs 2 shamWow!'s to clean herself up after a Friday night.

She's been bent over more tables than a waitress clearing your table.

@8: I definitely see your point. Wise words.

@ 11 - Agreed, this is just prostitution, but on a global scale.

if she is a virgin ... then so are her parents

@ 11 - Agreed, this is just prostitution, but on a global scale.

if she is a virgin ... then so are her parents

(sorry for double post) :-S

Taking her virginity huh?

One can hope she's getting some whore training there, otherwise it's $3.7 mil for either a middle aged balding dude or sheik to awkwardly get half the penis in, then have her roll over and cry a lot while he go in the bathroom tojerk off?

Or are they going to smother her in all that money first to loosen her up?

@The Wise One You're quite incorrect. Prostitution is legal at the Nevada state level. 11 counties license legal brothels. Clark County (the county in which Las Vegas is located) is not one of those counties.

This bitch is fugly. No way no how is anyone actually going to dish out 3.7 mil for that.
THE FIGURE IS ERRONEOUS

She's kind of on the tubby side, but hey. whatever floats that dudes boat. Lucky bitch.

so that's where all our damn TARP money keeps going. stupid whores.

It would be funny if whoever won her 'virginity' decided to never use it. That'd serve her right, lol.

The t-rex reference is a little disturbing, and I'm with #10. $7 seems fair for this slightly tranny looking chick.

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Well naturally that's the kind of story FOX NEWS would cover.

@10: I agree...it's the eyebrows.

I call bullshit on this one too, no way it's real, it'll be revealed that it's some kind of viral ad. She's a virgin like I'm a rock star...

@3: I thought the same thing...winning bidder has a feedback of (2) and negative comments: "Non-paying bidder! Sellers beware!"

And if this is real, she's just a hooker...and the John is a f***ing moron.

@25 makes this entire page worth reading, top down.
The buildup...
The suspense...
The perfect punchline.

This can't be real. Dude, anyone who is desperate for sex doesn't have this kind of money. And for a girl who isn't even that good looking either. Seriously... seeeeriously. You can do better.

NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND-- EVEN IF YOU WERE THINKING WITH YOUR DICK your wallet would be saying otherwise.

Either they don't or they'll be making slow deposits their entire life.

Ha, like doing a virgin is worth more than the 7 dollar bottle of vodka it took to get her undressed.

Butterface

No, she's worse than a butterface. It's too manlike.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max had to come up with lots of money to pay his gambling debts. The gangsters wanted him to miss a field goal in the big game, but the holder knew and made the play into a fake, and scored a touchdown instead.

Whoever bid that much must have some serious plans to defile this "virgin". Ass-to-mouth is probably expected, to say the least. Hope she likes doodoo flavored throat yogurt,

@25
hahaha you just made my day my friend

WHERE ARE HER GODDAMN NIPPLES!

are they on the bottom of her boob flap

good for her if she gets away with it but how would she feel if she gets labled a prostitute? cause the last I knew that was against the law, however I've always thought that law stupid some of my closest friends are hookers

Ugh, I know I'm gonna get flak for this, but.....for once, I think Daisy might be right, in a warped, hack - your - face - off - then - suck - on - the - resulting - blood - geyser - kind of way. As a graphic designer it's pretty easy to spot a bad shoop job, I mean, her boobs and left arm have been slathered with the blur /liquefy tools more times than my stepfather touched me as a child.

DADDY, NO!

@37: Actually per the news article, she's advertising from the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada, where prostitution is legal, so they found the loophole.

Which actually goes back to my earlier comment...I bet this is just an ad campaign to drum up business at the Ranch!

She seems like a nice Jewish girl...'nuff said..

I'm paying for the blood and the screaming. If either one of those are lacking I'm slapping her in the face with the sandwich she makes me afterwords.

WOW! thats alot of money for that, that guy must be a rich weirdo,

i wonder if she is going to help the economy, or do something for this country,
And i wonder how much the BUNNY RANCH made out of this, i wonder how much money she got left, IS she gonna have to pay tax for this job??

Now for more female empowerment she can go to PLAYBOY and do nude pics, im pretty sure they will accept her RIGHT AWAY with those BOOOBS!!!

I DONT GET IT SHE DID THIS FOR COLLEGE AND THE FIRST THING SHE DOES IS GO AND GET A BOOB JOB

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?????????

WOW! thats alot of money for that, that guy must be a rich weirdo,

i wonder if she is going to help the economy, or do something for this country,
And i wonder how much the BUNNY RANCH made out of this, i wonder how much money she got left, IS she gonna have to pay tax for this job??

Now for more female empowerment she can go to PLAYBOY and do nude pics, im pretty sure they will accept her RIGHT AWAY with those BOOOBS!!!

I DONT GET IT SHE DID THIS FOR COLLEGE AND THE FIRST THING SHE DOES IS GO AND GET A BOOB JOB

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?????????

I'm will to auction off my cherry! I'm young, very fit, and very attractive. Bids start at $500 and go from there.

For you I will:

>shave all my ass hair (pubes to on request)

>thoroughly wash and deodorant my cornhole

>eat only gummy worms and slushies (so my ass tastes good if you wanna eat it)

>take cold baths a week in advance so my shits extra tight

and I'll swallow your loads too.

Sorry #44, I'm gonna say that's a FAIL!!!

Hey say no to racism you guys

I want to see the sad guy that paid that!

Wow, thanks for setting us back a couple hundred years, Natalie, and for demeaning the efforts of every honest woman paying her own way through life.

If I were going to pay 3.7 mil for a f***, I'd want the girl to at least know what she was doing... who gives a shit if it's tight? she better lick that guy's bung-hole

oh yeah- It would be funny as all hell if she caught VD from this

I still think it's funny as hell that she wants to be a marriage counselor... Anyone up for taking marital advice from a whore? Maybe she should be a sex therapist...
It's really irritating that there are some that think she's "empowered" she's selling her body for cash, right or wrong, she's still a whore. A very expensive one at that - wtf, there have GOT to be hookers out there with extreme talent that don't even come close to that kinda cash... It's just for the sake of popping a cherry? Doesn't sound worth it...

Fail. Just fail. There's no freaking way she's a virgin.... not to mention, check out the fatty flabs on her upper arms... and her face looks like it's been smashed a few times (by drunk guys screwing her, maybe?). And is she cross-eyed?!?! *shrugs* The only thing she has going for her is her chest.... and looks like those babies would melt in the "heated" moments of sex.... No. Just fail.


Not to mention... someone must have self confidence issues if she has to sell her virginity.... *shakes head* Anyone wonder why this girl is still a virgin? Maybe mentally retarded?

And if she's a virgin, why's she being supported by a brothel? Hmmm.... *shakes fist in the air*CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!!! CONSPIRACY!!!!

Ginormogantuan - Keep on protesting buddy. NO t3h |3u77s3c|<$.

I'd better spend the money on 1 million whores for 1 million days/nights

30. Rune - January 16, 2009 10:13 PM

Ha, like doing a virgin is worth more than the 7 dollar bottle of vodka it took to get her undressed.

31. Nate - January 16, 2009 10:17 PM

Butterface

32. Nate - January 16, 2009 10:18 PM

No, she's worse than a butterface. It's too manlike.

33. Daisy - January 16, 2009 10:36 PM

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max had to come up with lots of money to pay his gambling debts. The gangsters wanted him to miss a field goal in the big game, but the holder knew and made the play into a fake, and scored a touchdown instead.

34. Cash4gold - January 16, 2009 10:40 PM

Whoever bid that much must have some serious plans to defile this "virgin". Ass-to-mouth is probably expected, to say the least. Hope she likes doodoo flavored throat yogurt,

35. Beastman AIDS - January 16, 2009 10:49 PM

@25
hahaha you just made my day my friend

36. Wes - January 16, 2009 10:53 PM

WHERE ARE HER GODDAMN NIPPLES!

are they on the bottom of her boob flap

37. shelly - January 16, 2009 11:11 PM

good for her if she gets away with it but how would she feel if she gets labled a prostitute? cause the last I knew that was against the law, however I've always thought that law stupid some of my closest friends are hookers

38. Amy - January 16, 2009 11:18 PM

Ugh, I know I'm gonna get flak for this, but.....for once, I think Daisy might be right, in a warped, hack - your - face - off - then - suck - on - the - resulting - blood - geyser - kind of way. As a graphic designer it's pretty easy to spot a bad shoop job, I mean, her boobs and left arm have been slathered with the blur /liquefy tools more times than my stepfather touched me as a child.

DADDY, NO!

39. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 16, 2009 11:27 PM

@37: Actually per the news article, she's advertising from the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada, where prostitution is legal, so they found the loophole.

Which actually goes back to my earlier comment...I bet this is just an ad campaign to drum up business at the Ranch!

40. Tricky Ricky - January 16, 2009 11:37 PM

She seems like a nice Jewish girl...'nuff said..

41. LSDiesel - January 16, 2009 11:57 PM

I'm paying for the blood and the screaming. If either one of those are lacking I'm slapping her in the face with the sandwich she makes me afterwords.

42. jason Y - January 17, 2009 12:20 AM

WOW! thats alot of money for that, that guy must be a rich weirdo,

i wonder if she is going to help the economy, or do something for this country,
And i wonder how much the BUNNY RANCH made out of this, i wonder how much money she got left, IS she gonna have to pay tax for this job??

Now for more female empowerment she can go to PLAYBOY and do nude pics, im pretty sure they will accept her RIGHT AWAY with those BOOOBS!!!

I DONT GET IT SHE DID THIS FOR COLLEGE AND THE FIRST THING SHE DOES IS GO AND GET A BOOB JOB

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?????????

43. jason Y - January 17, 2009 12:21 AM

WOW! thats alot of money for that, that guy must be a rich weirdo,

i wonder if she is going to help the economy, or do something for this country,
And i wonder how much the BUNNY RANCH made out of this, i wonder how much money she got left, IS she gonna have to pay tax for this job??

Now for more female empowerment she can go to PLAYBOY and do nude pics, im pretty sure they will accept her RIGHT AWAY with those BOOOBS!!!

I DONT GET IT SHE DID THIS FOR COLLEGE AND THE FIRST THING SHE DOES IS GO AND GET A BOOB JOB

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?????????

44. jonathan - January 17, 2009 12:44 AM

I'm will to auction off my cherry! I'm young, very fit, and very attractive. Bids start at $500 and go from there.

For you I will:

>shave all my ass hair (pubes to on request)

>thoroughly wash and deodorant my cornhole

>eat only gummy worms and slushies (so my ass tastes good if you wanna eat it)

>take cold baths a week in advance so my shits extra tight

and I'll swallow your loads too.

45. LSDiesel - January 17, 2009 1:15 AM

Sorry #44, I'm gonna say that's a FAIL!!!

46. Clarence Seedorf - January 17, 2009 1:25 AM

Hey say no to racism you guys

47. Will Fealey - January 17, 2009 6:28 AM

I want to see the sad guy that paid that!

48. eggs - January 17, 2009 6:36 AM

Wow, thanks for setting us back a couple hundred years, Natalie, and for demeaning the efforts of every honest woman paying her own way through life.

49. truk - January 17, 2009 8:00 AM

If I were going to pay 3.7 mil for a f***, I'd want the girl to at least know what she was doing... who gives a shit if it's tight? she better lick that guy's bung-hole

50. truk - January 17, 2009 8:19 AM

oh yeah- It would be funny as all hell if she caught VD from this

51. Thumperchica - January 17, 2009 8:39 AM

I still think it's funny as hell that she wants to be a marriage counselor... Anyone up for taking marital advice from a whore? Maybe she should be a sex therapist...
It's really irritating that there are some that think she's "empowered" she's selling her body for cash, right or wrong, she's still a whore. A very expensive one at that - wtf, there have GOT to be hookers out there with extreme talent that don't even come close to that kinda cash... It's just for the sake of popping a cherry? Doesn't sound worth it...

52. Rebekah - January 17, 2009 9:27 AM

Fail. Just fail. There's no freaking way she's a virgin.... not to mention, check out the fatty flabs on her upper arms... and her face looks like it's been smashed a few times (by drunk guys screwing her, maybe?). And is she cross-eyed?!?! *shrugs* The only thing she has going for her is her chest.... and looks like those babies would melt in the "heated" moments of sex.... No. Just fail.


Not to mention... someone must have self confidence issues if she has to sell her virginity.... *shakes head* Anyone wonder why this girl is still a virgin? Maybe mentally retarded?

And if she's a virgin, why's she being supported by a brothel? Hmmm.... *shakes fist in the air*CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!!! CONSPIRACY!!!!

53. Thumperchica - January 17, 2009 9:32 AM

Ginormogantuan - Keep on protesting buddy. NO t3h |3u77s3c|<$.

54. Whoref***er - January 17, 2009 9:42 AM

I'd better spend the money on 1 million whores for 1 million days/nights

Whatever moron is being fooled into thinking this skank is a virgin should make sure to be able to videotape her 'first time'. Make sure it's all kinds of filthy and teach her things she's never even contemplated. Then, sell the DVD's of the dumb whore for $20 each! Win!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete phertersherp jerb. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

Licking this gives me vivid hallucinations of that scene from the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula is preparing a ritual and asks the villagers to provide a virgin for 3.7 million kopeks.
Ulma the 57 year old daughter of the butcher arrives at the castle.
Dracula pretends he isn't in and hides in the bathroom for two days until she leaves.

bla bla bla...

If she wants to sell her body, let her do it.
For 3,7 mill I would sell my virginity too.
If some smuck is dumb enough to pay for it it's his lose.

this is all obviously possible because of her loyalty to taking it up the butt.

Um she's a total skank. If I were going to pay someone for sex I'd care less about their virginity and a lot more about them being really hot and good in bed. The only f***ing I'm interested in with this ho is that she f***s off the pages of Geekologie so we can go back to more stories about Star Wars and Legos.

And my personal WTF of the day. GW does weekend posts, except on the weekends I'm working... WTF man... WTF indeed...

lol at morons who think somebody would actually hand this ugly disaster 3 million dollars.

Come to think of it... Close to half of the people here in Geekologie (presumably), including me, are still virgins. So why doubt about this girls purity?

Hey, every girl out there who dreams about going to college only goes there in hopes to experience these celebrated sexual encounters. College has a reputation for that. I gotta admit, girls here in my college are freaks, man. They would do anything to get themselves laid. Shit, you have no idea.

That's a brave young girl right there, man. f*** with all the people that thinks she's a whore and everything. Man, if I was rich, I'd pay her all the money in the world. Mad props for her.

"I know some things ain't all about money. For every predicament there's money; for every money there's a fool."
-The Great Me-

she's ugly

...but for real for real tho??? Her pussy gon' be gone in a minute, man. Shit...
She be like, "Aaaw hell naw! I ain't f***in' ya old ass, cuz."
I be like, "Oh Sheeeeeet!" ... "I f***ing told you she ain't f***ing yo ass, man!"

And she has every right not to f*** the dude. Money ain't consent! What the f*** you talkin' 'bout? "You ain't getting this ass fool. I want yo money, and I'm having it."

Bitches be crazy all time tho. Believe that. Take it from my experience.
Cuz I be like, "Oh honey lemme tap that ass." And she be like, "Gitcho f***ing hands off me!"

Hahahaha. I see you bitch!

Virgins bleed too much, man.

Well, I don't have 3.700001 million to buy that bastard out , but I do have the 36 dollars to pay for the shots of jagermeister for seconds. Virginity is overrated . Plus if the guy is paying that much his boys are probably tiny so it will be about the same experience on the second go around.

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick does she have enough make up on?

Seriously though, I'm wondering if this guy understands it's just the one time, or if he thinks she's one of those mail order brides...

69st!

Even if she's not a virgin, it's still impressive that she made 3.7mill like *that*.

I banged a virgin several years ago. To think all this time I've been a multi milionaire. Drinks are on me everyone.

Wow, if she's a virgin I'm Queen Elizabeth.

Fake boobs, Tanned to the point of orange-dom, five pounds of make-up, etc etc. Nice to see she's already fitting into the prostitue persona with slutty clothes and such.

Bullshit!... There is no way she is a virgin.... i bet its like throwing a hot dog down a well...look at her... shes oozing sex appeal... example look how shes standing...


also I thought paying for sex was illegal? Isn't this a form of prostitution?

I'd do it for 50 Euros.

@73 she's doing it in Nevada where it's legal.

It says in the other post she took a test to confirm she IS a virgin -shrug-

There's no way she's 22. She looks about 30.

Well, if this is true, we can imagine the dialogue between the 2 after the deed is done:

"Hey, I am the first one who f*cked you"
"No. I f*cked YOU first, moron!"

Hahaha, desperate men! :D

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Just because she got the bid doesn't mean she'll be able to collect.

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The first time is important to a woman and she's just selling it away for money? That's sad and pathetic. Not to mention, it makes her a WHORE. She ain't ever going to live that one down.

3.7 for a never driven model with a sturdy body screw that ill just pony up for a lamborghini at least i wont be suprised when i grab the stick shift!!@!!!!!!!

I never thought I'd say this but I'm with daisy on this one.

Hey I'm a male virgin....... and taking bids.... so far I have a buck fifty from my left hand....... Come on ladies, I know you can out do that. :)

I never knew prostitotion is leagle for virgins online,
But makes you wonder if see looks like that, how she manage to stay a virgin lol

This is what I think;
If a person is actually willing to put their virginity up for bid then they must be really f'n stupid or just a dumb slut. And the person willing to put a bid of that must $$$ is even more stupid and really f***ing desperate.

Listen; I'm from Amsterdam and with that amount of money u could shag 74.000 professional prostitutes that actually look like women and won't cry afterwards.

Don't be surprised if she gets a reality soap on E! though...

it's not for the sex, as one of the oldest virgins in America she's a valuable sacrifice for the many satanist & nutty right-wing pro-life groups=)

All these people who are saying "ooh she's too hot to be a virgin" f*** off, just because people want to sleep with you doesn't mean you don't have standards. I had plenty of willing offers IF I wanted to be slutty. I'm so tired of that attitude, grow up, folks.

#88, since when do you compare THOSE two groups? Especially in VIRGIN SACRIFICES?? hahahaha

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