Jan 11 2009Pixelated Beauties: I'm Just Gonna Pretend They're Naked LEGO Women, Whoo-Whoo!
NOTE: GALLERY PROBABLY NSFW.
This is a gallery of probably NSFW pixelated naked chicks by artist/photographer Jean-Yves Lemoigne. Hit the jump for an uncensored version of this pic, as well as several others. And I must say: Yow yow! They look like super sexy naked LEGO chicks, don't they? This handkerchief says yes! And also, "For The Superficial Writer's tears only". Woopsie.
Hit the jump for the steamy action that, when viewed from across the room, sort of looks like a naked chick if you squint really hard and shake your head.
NSFW Women Photographs Pixel Art [walyou]
Thanks to ani and Jessica, who are the perfect ratio of curvy to blocky.
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Reader Comments
1. matthew - January 11, 2009 5:16 PM
first !!!! and hot? no not hot.......
2. reffear - January 11, 2009 5:24 PM
2nd!!
3. reffear - January 11, 2009 5:25 PM
Top 5!
4. Boost - January 11, 2009 5:28 PM
Actual Lego's would be awesome.
This, sadly though, isn't.
5. DJ Tyrannosaur - January 11, 2009 5:29 PM
/stands across room, squints hard and shakes head
/faps
6. holmes - January 11, 2009 5:32 PM
good stuff, reminds me when i had porn on my NES.
Elly is an angel
7. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - January 11, 2009 5:40 PM
I'm gonna go out and buy a bunch of lego's now! That'd be quite something to have set up in the corner! Even better than that Hoth diorama! I'm thinking pic #3....
8. known - January 11, 2009 5:42 PM
I came
NBD!!!
9. Thumperchica - January 11, 2009 5:47 PM
This would've earned a "holy crap! for guys that would rule!" if it had been actual legos... alas, it's aight but it aint all that...
10. Daniel - January 11, 2009 5:55 PM
This work is awesome and for god sakes, if THIS is really NSFW, then we're really in trouble as a country.
11. J-Grizz - January 11, 2009 5:55 PM
FAKE!!!
This is a masturbation session gone wrong. You can tell it's fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This reminds me of the movie Pizza Delivery Boy IV: Revenge of the Salami, in which a young Danny DeVito plays an unassuming pizza delivery boy who is ravished by an elderly philatelist and the members of her Friday night bridge club.
Late in the movie, DeVito's character comes to terms with his misgivings about doing the humpty-hump with octogenarians and turns to the Hare Krishnas for spiritual purification after visiting his dead cat's grave. This, of course, sets the plot for the unfinished sequel, Pizza Delivery Boy Five: American Swami in LHR.
12. jo - January 11, 2009 6:13 PM
12th
13. DorkDance - January 11, 2009 6:32 PM
Wow, it almost does look like Legos... Almost...
14. Daisy - January 11, 2009 6:49 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is axactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max stands to inherit 10 million dollars but has to curb his vices for a year. Ast the end of the year of being good, he finds out it was just a joke. He should have known better, huh.
15. gizmoduck - January 11, 2009 7:27 PM
not hot...
dr. grant is not please
16. Elboroto - January 11, 2009 7:30 PM
Is this somekind of promo material for the remake of "custer's revenge" for the X-Box 360?
17. CS - January 11, 2009 7:31 PM
They probably are lego.
18. blp - January 11, 2009 7:31 PM
In theory it sounds like a good idea for art. In practice it sucked.
19. Dootsy - January 11, 2009 7:39 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete blow job. You can tell it's fake because the shlong's are all long.
This is actually like that scene in the porno I rented last night, Never Back Down, where Mac opens his mouth to take in 10 million gallons but has to curb his vices the next day. Asses in the end makes it really good, until he finds out it that all the men were actually women. He should have known better, huh.
20. MixQuilz - January 11, 2009 8:11 PM
this reminds me of the Duke Nukem Days....aaahhhh "SHAKE IT BABY"
21. NES--still-the-best - January 11, 2009 9:06 PM
Ha ha...these are beyond reminiscent of those voxel Nintendo pics that I make. I should try superimposing Mario onto some of these pictures, about to get his poke on, considering these pixilated girls are sticking their asses out as if they're about to get poked in the pooper by someone.
22. adam - January 11, 2009 9:29 PM
Talk about putting your round peg in the square hole...
23. whoops - January 11, 2009 9:54 PM
hehe, the third one reminds me of a picture of myself, neat. Although I'm not AS pixelated, (just a tad) ^_^
24. Fe Fi Fo Fum... - January 11, 2009 10:01 PM
HILARIOUS #22
Absurd yet practical!
Now if only I can turn my Johnson into a long rectangle...
25. Gaslark - January 12, 2009 12:45 AM
Ouch! That would chafe!
26. hugegirl - January 12, 2009 2:28 AM
@26 You f***ing eat my lego pussy
27. LOL - January 12, 2009 2:57 AM
I remember when Daisy had RELEVANT fake posts.
Now they don't make sense, unless you're involved with her sex life.
Which everyone is.
28. Darrl - January 12, 2009 5:07 AM
I want to bang the first lego chick from behind
29. Dude - January 12, 2009 8:44 AM
The pictures are from a photo shooting seen in issue #3 of the gaming culture magazine Amusement, under the title "PIXXXEL". You know, as in pron and pixels.
And it's indeed a Photoshop job.
30. Ollie Williams - January 12, 2009 10:30 AM
I'm convinced this comments section is going to turn into everyone just doing Daisy imitations. Sucks.
31. che-che - January 12, 2009 10:51 AM
these are scenes from duke nukem. am i right!!
COME GET SOME!!!
32. Tricky Ricky - January 12, 2009 11:08 AM
Where's Leisure Suit Larry when you need him?
33. BOOSH! - January 12, 2009 11:29 AM
I don't get it.
It wouldn't even be good if it were real.
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that you can't rub your wiener on a bunch of Lego's even if they are in the shape of a vage. (Did I spell that right?)
GO TEAM VAGINA!
34. Anita Bath - January 12, 2009 12:00 PM
I think we should vote to decide whether "boxy box" or "round peg square hole" is the best tag ever.
35. boogermeister - January 12, 2009 2:01 PM
beats a snowy cable channel any day
36. gribble - January 15, 2009 9:17 AM
looks like ps3 graphics
37. LSDiesel - January 15, 2009 1:42 PM
I would still consider it art if they weren't all blurry...
38. Randall - January 15, 2009 8:24 PM
Looks like the old game Leisure Suit Larry from the 80's
39. pro - January 16, 2009 7:50 AM
may the Lord bless lego, even in pixels they are beauties!
40. sourceofinfection - January 19, 2009 1:17 AM
coming to a Lego store near you!
41. nicole - January 23, 2009 3:01 PM
grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
42. BACGE - January 25, 2009 3:28 PM
This is totally odd. But in other words, how the hell r u gonna stick ur stick into that?
43. Chilly - January 28, 2009 12:13 PM
@42
Very very carefully.
And would you need condoms for these girls? Or just plain lube?
Ponders of the world.