Jan 28 2009One Cake To Fill Them All: LOTR Desserts
That's right folks, that's a freaking cake right there -- the city of Minas Tirith in all it's fondant-y glory. Wow. Now I'm confident I speak for all of us when I say 'my God would I lay siege to that city -- with a fork!' Am I right? "Thou shall not pass....on seconds!" Thanks Gandalf, I'll have another. Oh, uh-oh -- whipped cream fight!
Hit the jump for several more LOTR cakes, including a pretty solid looking golden ring.
Sunday Sweets: Lord of the Rings [cakewrecks]
Thanks to Manwai and Spikey DaPikey, who both used to work in bakeries and purposefully spell people's names wrong on their cakes so they could make them over and eat the mistake.
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Reader Comments
1. Nick - January 28, 2009 12:51 PM
First?
2. Thumperchica - January 28, 2009 12:53 PM
Damn, these are awesome... NOMNOMNOMNOM it's lunch time... Now I just need to get my calves back from that moss-mat picture...
3. SiGee - January 28, 2009 12:55 PM
yummy.......
4. Adam - January 28, 2009 12:56 PM
I want to see more Castle GreySkull !!!!
5. NastyBedazzler - January 28, 2009 12:57 PM
That was a funny post, Geekologie writer.
Those cakes are sweet.
6. Pat - January 28, 2009 12:59 PM
Wow, those were some of the worst puns I've ever heard...and I'm still laughing.
7. Milkman - January 28, 2009 1:01 PM
Sweet. Nerd cakes...... for virgins
8. Spikey DaPikey - January 28, 2009 1:08 PM
Wow !! and WOW! again !
9. gizmoduck - January 28, 2009 1:12 PM
that is great.
well played
10. Moose Knuckle - January 28, 2009 1:15 PM
That Minas Tirith is the shit.
If they made an Arwen one, I'd supply the cream filling.
11. Pew³ - January 28, 2009 1:24 PM
Can we make one of these out of bacon?
12. Joe Gelb - January 28, 2009 1:37 PM
I hope the cake is very light so I could eat the whole thing.
13. gizmoduck - January 28, 2009 1:42 PM
bacon...please no
14. naas - January 28, 2009 1:44 PM
So it's a cake, and since there's nothing really to say it's time for something ridiculous like jumpstick safari del tacos!
15. Buckchew Wuwugunjha - January 28, 2009 1:56 PM
'con hala ju gaimbzo!!! HEI HEI EHI!1!!111
16. Ollie Williams - January 28, 2009 2:21 PM
@14
Damn you, now I want Del Taco.
17. Paul Blart - January 28, 2009 2:22 PM
Mmmmmm... Frodo looks yummy.
Oh... That did not sound right.
By yummy I mean scrumptuous. Still, no?
Because he really does in a non-gay way!
18. Uncle Eccoli - January 28, 2009 2:41 PM
The semicircular primary roads through each of Minas Tirith's levels should be ramps up to the next level. A few simple cuts to the cake tiers before assembly would have made the finished product far more accurate and impressive. Or am just I being too picky? Sorry, I'm a Tolkien snob.
19. Uncle Eccoli - January 28, 2009 2:42 PM
Just I. Is it possible to develop dyslexia?
20. finfan - January 28, 2009 2:57 PM
Dammit I'm hungry
21. finfan - January 28, 2009 2:58 PM
Oh yeah and when I see this cake I want to roar like godzilla and plunge my face into the delicious sweet substance, that you humans like to call "cake"
22. Daisy (TRO) - January 28, 2009 3:09 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauise the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got into an argument with some loser in a burger joint about whether LOTR was better or worse than star wars. Max didn't enjoy that argument as much as the eralier ones about whether its allowable to go ass to mouth and whether a large clit is like a small dick.
23. greg - January 28, 2009 3:27 PM
I liked the Iron Man cake
24. Cameron - January 28, 2009 5:28 PM
First!
25. Phyuck Yu - January 28, 2009 6:18 PM
Goddamnit Daisy! Does that shit never get old. I swear to god; its like everytime im curious about what people say about something you have to say the same stupid shit. we know that never back down sucked. SO SHUT THE f*** UP. YOU f***ING CUM GURGLING YEAST INFECTED PUS OOZING CUNT! Go do humanity a favor and fist yourself with a locomotive, and then jump off a cliff while shooting yourself in the f***ing face. IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE! MOVE ON.
26. Hey - January 28, 2009 7:11 PM
Stop hatin' on Daisy.
sounds like someone has some personal issues the need to work out with daddy. Phyuck Yu, it wasn't your fault.
27. The gorgeous one - January 28, 2009 8:18 PM
I think that was the first time I actually laughed at one of Daisy's post. But that doesn't mean she isn't the one that is on top on meatspin.com
28. Amy - January 28, 2009 8:30 PM
Okay, what scares me a bit is that the one second to last looks like it could be a wedding cake.
LOTR-themed weddings...*shakes head sadly*
29. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 28, 2009 10:00 PM
Alright GW, you were on today, that was some pretty clever shtick. You are forgiven for the 1978 Ford Zelda from yesterday...
30. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 28, 2009 10:02 PM
#25 needs a hug.
31. DJ Tyrannosaur - January 28, 2009 10:06 PM
The cakes on this website totally serve as my fap-fodder.
32. DJ Tyrannosaur - January 28, 2009 10:26 PM
Also, has nobody else noticed how awesome number 14 is?
33. NekoNeko - January 28, 2009 11:40 PM
@25: Dude, chill. Most of us here just ignore her & that works pretty well for the most part. Maybe you should do the same? Or did you just need some attention? If it's attention you want, then go get a puppy. Or date a psycho chick- she'll give you all the attention you want & more.
34. eggs - January 29, 2009 1:32 AM
@#28 You just gave me an idea. Thanks.
Also, is it wrong that I laughed at #25?
35. CS - January 29, 2009 10:37 AM
Whoever made that first cake should get an award or something.
I mean DAWMN.
36. oliver (lockerhaxor) - January 29, 2009 7:15 PM
Mmm they look tasty. It's too bad the cake is a lie.
37. Cheap - January 29, 2009 9:13 PM
How many Calories
38. Jamezinator - March 16, 2009 1:35 PM
has anyone not noticed "Daisy" said that arguement was from Never Back Down, when it was from Clerks 2? Two completely different movies.
39. Lord of the rings fan - April 9, 2009 12:30 PM
Nice pictures. I suppose these cakes are very tasty.
40. laptop battery sell - January 4, 2010 2:34 AM
It's a good idea .Thank you.