Jan 12 2009Oh My God A New Sex Toy Thingy For Guys

First!

I have that thing in the middle (on, right now) but those other 2... Pfft new, clearly GW has been cleaning out the closet

NBD

Sweet hi ethan lol

Ha! I thought you were kidding about the NSFW flag!

Anyone hiring? :(

right cuz true virtual sex sounds way appealing and totally worth $150.

This looks like I'd have to shave first. All my years of conditioning, combing, and braiding all for naught! Might have to go all Dr.Evil for this....

I don't know about shoving something of mine that shoots a liquid into something that is plugged into a wall...

LOL 30 day money back guarantee, better hope the one you get hasn't been returned.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was working on his graduate Theseus, the effect of semen on female mucous membranes.

His results were copied and written up in several places, for example:

http://dir.salon.com/story/sex/feature/2002/06/19/semen/

and this made Max angry. He said - I don't mind so much when they copy me, but at least come up with something I didn't say before.......

Tittyf*** not included.
Great ...don't have to go to massage parlors paying for happy endings: ZING!

Is it dishwasher safe?

@11

Come on, Beav, the promo whore very clearly states that it isn't.

@7

Robert Schimmel?

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is strikingly similar to a scene in the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula teleported from one pod to another, not realising that Pat Sayjak was in the pod with him.
When he emerges he begins to develop an orange tan and the ability to predict the weather.

Oh man. If I had one of these I would never talk to another chick again.

Except to order more coffee.

I take my laptop to Starbucks.

Wha?? This thing is kinda pointless.

How am I gonna cum if there's nothing to shove in my ass? Cucumbers are ok but buying this thing AND then going out shopping for things to stick in my ass reeks of DESPERATE. i'll just look for some dick off craigslist. They'll f*** AND jack you off.

@the "how it works" video: Wow - "[Haptics] is what allows you to feel the impact of a car crash or a bone-jarring knock-out punch." ...Anyone not covering their junk?

whoa! I know pain and pleasure are not mutually exclusive. but this one blurs the line a bit too much! Wouldn't the penis-pump judge have at ime with this, though?

There is no way I'd ever put my junk anywhere near something that requires Windows Media Player to function.

We finally have the technology to let you feel what's in a movie, and of course, the first thing it is applied to is porn.

...not sure about that 30 day money back thing...who is to know if they got a unit that was previously used? yuk.

One small step for Teledildonics, one giant leap for Mankind.

I double-dog-dare you to click on the "gay" tab...NOT IT!

@22 I wish this was a dildo. At least one that felt like the real thing. Until then I guess I'll keep trolling men4now.com I met this guy off there today and we hooked up in his car. He just wanted a blow job but after eating my ass he f***ed this shit outta me.

What a piece of shit. What happens when the honeymoon is over and you have to clean the thing? F*** that.

yay free safe porn!

OhmyGod!!! she holds that thing like a baby,

i didnt think it was going to look taht freaking big, that looks like a radio or something, thing is huge,

LOL at : "There is no way I'd ever put my junk anywhere near something that requires Windows Media Player to function."

what if the computer freezes and the thing goes crazy, watch the next Geekologie writer's headline in a few months is going to be " MAN GETS SEVERELY INJURED FROM USING 150 DOLLAR SEX TOY,"

im still curious thought, i wonder how it feels

I TRIPLE-dog-dare you to click on the "gay" tab...NOT IT!

@21

That's how the Geekologie Guy must feel about his mom.

Just got off the phone. My girlfriend took it pretty well, and seemed to buy the "plenty more fish in the sea" line from me. I'm sure we'll still be friends if we bump into each other in the street.

Now, credit card... credit card... ah! There it is.

Well boys, you finally have a toy as cool as some of ours. Congrats! Although, I would be leery of anything that has water based lube, your penis, a USB plug, and a wall plug... sounds like it's either AWESOME or a really embarrassing story to the ER staff... Not sure it's worth the risk, but good luck!!
BTW- I'm sure you ALL clicked on the gay tab, and now, to ease your gayguilt you are daring everyone else too...

wow this website is insane..
who would have thought? nasa!

what if you blow your load? easy to clean?

MAN I need to get right on top of doing my ressearch on how Thumperchica's every crevice feels like, all because I need to dedicate my life to creating a sex toy that accuratelly replicate the feel of boning her in the snatch/butt/mouth, I NEED TO START MY RESSEARCH! SO COME ON THUMPER@ give a guy a call! C'MOOOOOOONNNNN! you know it would sell i just need to do the ressearch so i can know what to model it after :-)

Haha, the guy in the gay video has the wierdest accent, and he looks pretty off his face. Too much junk in the boot I guess.

"Act now, while supplies last." Hurry up! They're going to run out of these things!

If you watch the gay version, are the introductions done by the 'shamWow!' guy or Tom Brady?

or satisfy your adventurous side with anime, midgets...or a brisk walk on the wild side with well hung she males

AHAHAHAHHA amazing

I love how in the "maintenance" video it shows a windowsill (with open window) as the perfect place to air dry it. Have it shipped to you in "discreet" packaging with an innocuous company name on your credit card bill and then... leave it out for the neighbours to see!

Looks like it's ribbed for my pleasure.

@19 I'm surprised your the only one who made a crack about it running on Windows Media Player. Better wait a few years before buying — so they can get all the bugs out like Vista.

I just watched the gay side.. I've never heard a gay/southern accent before.

and...

Eww! Gay porn!

And...

I totally would bang thumperchica. She's HAWT!

I love how the girl in the video uses the word "cock" like it's a medical term... seems like a product like this would at least try to appear professional on some level...then again it is a hamster wheel for your dick.

Is this NFSW?

lololololololol

$1 a minute to use the thing. I thought they had something here until I read that. Charging by the minute is just greedy. I imagine that all but the most perverted would rather do it the old-fashioned way for free.

Homer: You have to be pretty desperate to do it with a robot.
Marge: (Whispers into Homer's Ear)
Homer: I knew that.

Man, that would be WAY cheaper than what I have to pay every week to keep my girlfriend happy..... hm.....

It took a NASA engineer to design it because engineers don't get laid very much. Especially NASA engineers

f*** you #34, grow some balls and post under your own screen name.

Screw both of you #47 and #34!

yes, but does it blend?

There. f*** you both, #34 and #48.

well who needs a woman? talk about self-reliance, no fags, just sel-reliance!

What do they do with the ones that get returned?...wash em out and resell them?.....

@ 49- that made my day

im curious as to find out what happens when you blow your load

Ginormagantuan - Just figured I'd throw this out, you could not create a machine that does what natural muscle control can. Good luck playin with the squishy fan belt though.

Guys this is not fake. Everyone is raving about the Real Touch. If you dont trust me go and look at my blog, or even do a search on it. The Real Touch will be launching next month! See For yourself :)

sextoy

Something is going wrong with this but my blog is here at:

http://www.ultimatemalesextoy.com/realtouch

Go and check it out, THIS IS NOT FAKE!

Does the movie American Virgin pop into anyone else's mind when they see the concept behind this? Sure, it's not a full-body suit that makes you look like a horny alien clown, like in the movie, but the idea seems to parallel quite a bit, doesn't it?

check this out Sex toys they are the best.

I think its great that the quality of sex toys is increasing.

hello great post excellent I love sex toy

Guys after reading this article, I really want to recommend LELO. This is great swedish company, that produces amazing sex toys, both for man and women. My girlfriend suggested me to try something new & exciting, so we decided to spice up our sex life with this cool toy. Bob is toy for a men and he helped me have a very intense orgasm, one that I wanted to experience more than once in different positions! Check this out--> Bo.

If people where not buying this stuff these guys would be out of business so it seems to me that if you don’t want look at porn or use sextoys - just click away.

What toy is this, chainsaw? Looks like a torture instead a pleasure device. And, wow, computer controlled. Sex toys, are also improving, and high end now. Well, only guys would know it, those who have tried using it. I'm not counted anyways. Why don't you guys just take someone out, that's a more and better pleasure I think. Anyways, good luck and have a nice time that newly, motivated? pleasure toy though.

Try this one, after you used that electronic thing,

bowflex power pro: http://www.bowflexhomefitness.com/bowflex-power-pro-2/

Does the movie American Virgin pop into anyone else's mind when they see the concept behind this?

Can this sex toys give you the best satisfaction?

Hi, great post. thank you!

Sex toys, are also improving, and high end now.Generic Viagra is used to treat male Impotence also known as Erectile

A generic drug is made with the same active ingredients and is available in thesame strength and dosage form as the equivalent brand-name product.

A generic drug is made with the same active ingredients and is available in thesame strength and dosage form as the equivalent brand-name product. Generic drugs produce the same effects in the body as the brand-name

The best on the blog interesting.Thanks!

Your blog is very interesting and I like to read it!

arimidex 1 mg