Jan 16 2009Not Impressed, And I Typically LOVE Elf Ears
The Gelfin Ear Tip is a brass (not even gold!) piece of jewelry made to insert into an ear piercing so you can look like an idiot. And trust me folks, I'm not saying that to be rude -- I freaking love a good looking elf-ear. This just isn't one of them. And especially not for $260 per ear. You're better off just cutting your ears and spraypainting them gold. Which is exactly what I did two days ago. That's right -- and from now on you will only refer to me as Findecáno Calmcacil, the Elf King of Geekologie. Also, I think the ear infection has spread to my brain.
UPDATE: Whew, false alarm -- just a little gold spraypaint in my blood-alcohol stream. I'm pissing riches!
Bijules NYC "Gelfin Ear Tip" [highsnobette]
Thanks to Amanda, who, unlike you guys, doesn't need elf ears to turn me on.
Reader Comments
1. im in daisy's fan club! - January 16, 2009 10:47 AM
first
2. Cameron - January 16, 2009 10:51 AM
What can you even say about this? It's just so f***ing stupid. If I ever saw anyone wearing those it would take every ounce of restraint I had to keep from smacking them upside the head. I might also have the urge to slit their throat with their own stupid elf ear thingies.
3. known - January 16, 2009 11:00 AM
Yeah this is pretty .....just why? There's also a better way to achieve elf ears than this..... http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/yes_diy_elf_ears_no_experience.php
NBD
4. LSDiesel - January 16, 2009 11:04 AM
How come nobody wants 'Dwarf Ears' or "Faun Ears' or 'Sweaty Cyclops Giant' Ears. Those f***ing elves. Thinking their better than all the other mythical beings.
5. Cameron - January 16, 2009 11:14 AM
@4. LSDiesel - Well, I don't know about all of that, but I can tell you this, I go to work every day with a unicorn horn on my forehead and a fake dragon tail coming out of my ass. (BTW, don't tell anyone it's fake, they think it's real at my office). And let me tell you, the girls dig it, they tell me I'm a sweet guy and they would all go out with me if they didn't all have boyfriends already.
6. known - January 16, 2009 11:16 AM
I want f***in sweaty cyclops giant ears LSDiesel, WTF!? The eye in the forehead too! Not to wear of course, just to keep in a jar so I can tell friends I killed a cyclops once. Not the one from Krull though, he was ok & helped out a lot
7. I'm a Computer - January 16, 2009 11:16 AM
nice to see diesel back. and goodmorning to all of you overweight geekologists.
Hey is that something shiny I see behind your ear? Voila! Oh shit! I am so so sorry!
8. upyoursDaisy - January 16, 2009 11:18 AM
FAKE!! Daisy is a complete ass hat. You can tell Daisy is an ass hat because the her downstairs drips green.
Her post to this thread will be exactly like that the last thread in the well known website "Geekologie" where the stupis cum sponge posted some more gibberish attempting to be funny. Later her pet dog took her to brown town and she tested positive to FAIL. No doubt Max and Baja will have mocked the spoon tard by pointing a damned taco up her infected back door.
9. Tricky Ricky - January 16, 2009 11:21 AM
Wow! Gold Plated Mr. Spock Ears! how trekkie!
And I found the Daisy Song...
There is a flower
Within my heart,
Daisy, Daisy!
Planted one day
By a glancing dart,
Planted by Daisy Bell!
Whether she loves me
Or loves me not,
Sometimes it's hard to tell;
Yet I am longing to share the lot -
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle made for two.
10. Daveatfernie - January 16, 2009 11:24 AM
That poor cyclops in krull still brings a tear to my eye. No need for weight watchers for that guy. Still, he knew he was going to be crushed by a rock and wasn't afraid (he could see the future). That man(cyclops) was a real hero. That is also plain stupid. He should have taken some kind of rock brace as he knew he needed one... :,(
BTW. Golden stick on elf ears suck. If you're going to do it, do it properly,
With a scalpel.
11. cesspool - January 16, 2009 11:33 AM
Elves are racist! I mean think about it when have you ever seen a black elf and furthermore Elvis is racist. I wonder if he was part elf.
12. known - January 16, 2009 11:35 AM
#7 Good morning :)
#8 *rolls eyes Go over there and stand in the back of the line, cause nobody's ever explained before what Daisy posts consist of & we sure as shit don't know.
#9 YES hahaha. I don't know if I should sing it out loud or crash tonight's open mic night @ Poetically correct with it - but that was just art, thank you for sharing..
#10 too funny. Who didn't see the need for a rock brace when they were going to the fortress, I completely agree. Especially knowing how the doors worked because yes, he could see the future. I think there were a few quick marts on the way but they passed them so fast on those flaming horses they didn't see the 'brace sale today' signs
13. Buddy Love - January 16, 2009 11:53 AM
#12: f*** you for thinking you're important enough that you can pass judgment on others and commenting on more than one post at a time :)
14. Anita Bath - January 16, 2009 11:58 AM
Hehe, those are actually kind of hot. Also, plus points for the redhead ("ginge-minge", as Austin Powers would say if he were savvy enough to read Geekologie).
15. LSDiesel - January 16, 2009 12:01 PM
@7, good to be back. Thanks for noticing my absence.
16. known - January 16, 2009 12:05 PM
f*** you too Buddy Love you lovingly f***ing f***er for acknowledging my importance and finishing that statement with a smiley! No admission for you today, you're getting in for free :)
17. Spam Artist - January 16, 2009 12:09 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is quite like, but not close enough to bear a direct resemblence to a scene in the movie Tender Dracula. One of the drunk french actresses spills wine on her gown and is in despair as she was to attend a party that very night.
A leprechaun appears from out of her purse and hands her Koolgrax portable washing machine in a stick. Her stain is gone within twenty minutes and the residue can simply be brushed off.
Looks like she won't be missing that party tonight after all.
18. Jonathan - January 16, 2009 12:25 PM
These would be great for scrapping up the cum that leaks out my hole after a good ass f***. I can scoop it up and save it for the next dick!
19. Daisy - January 16, 2009 12:33 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was tripping ass and drove his moped into the drive through at Del Tacos. He smelled of banana peels and had bacon grease stains on his crotch.
When max got there he climbed to the top of the building counted to 7 and jumped to the top of the nearby flagpole that he slid down and then watched the fireworks. He then entered a sewer hole and started collecting coins and hitting his head on the brick ceiling.
20. beetle - January 16, 2009 1:26 PM
for the record they are real. seen 'em in person. on a person. discuss.
21. SiGee - January 16, 2009 1:49 PM
I want to punch whoever wears this shyt in the f***ing head!!!
22. Ramen - January 16, 2009 3:45 PM
Fake? Who the Hell is going to fake having golden ear tips that slightly resemble that of an elf. If I found someone who fake that, I'd run them over with my car. The only thing ever worth faking is the size of breasts. WATER BRA, PLS.
23. Thumperchica - January 16, 2009 4:31 PM
The only redeeming quality of these is the tag GW gave them... "EAR BACON"
24. Lemming Numero Uno - January 16, 2009 4:49 PM
The cliff's this way.
25. Beastman AIDs - January 16, 2009 10:46 PM
that zelda girl in the red costume makes my balls ache
26. eggs - January 17, 2009 6:34 AM
What's wrong with the ears you have now? I can understand not being satisfied with your belly or thighs but ears?
27. Snoodle - January 17, 2009 4:13 PM
They're so ugly :s
Put a bit more effort in to them for that price, eh lads?
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