Jan 20 2009Ninja Cat Will Kill You In Your Sleep, Lick Itself
Remember the first ninja cat? That was one stealthy bastard, was he not? He was. Well here comes another feline with killer instincts, this one demonstrating a technique for climbing stairs without detection. Now I'm not saying I wish my cats were more ninja-like, but I do wish they'd learn that just because their two front paws are in the litter box, doesn't mean they're pissing in it.
Thanks to Amanda, who had to scold her cat for throwing shurikens at the dog.
Related Stories
He's So Cute!: Ninja Cat Part Two Three (03/20/2009)
Ninja Cat Is Mad Stealthy, Will Kill You (09/17/2008)
Last Halloween Post, Swear: AT-AT Costumes (11/05/2009)
It Just Makes Sense: Animals With Lightsabers (09/14/2009)
Cats Manipulate People With Their Purrs (07/14/2009)
Reader Comments
1. Ricardo Fuse Starter - January 20, 2009 11:14 AM
well that was rather disappointing.
2. Thumperchica - January 20, 2009 11:16 AM
This cat is soooo ninja that I can't even see the video!
-I'm at work-
3. shasta orange - January 20, 2009 11:16 AM
That's what you call a cunning pussy.
Wait... Where am I? Pardon my indiscretions.
4. i agree - January 20, 2009 11:16 AM
.
5. Rook - January 20, 2009 11:17 AM
Yeah, my fish makes better trocks ;)
WOW, second!
6. Jamerz - January 20, 2009 11:18 AM
errr.....that was funny and/or awesome?
No, no it was not.
7. imscuba - January 20, 2009 11:23 AM
dam, that is pretty l33t for a cat
8. Pew³ - January 20, 2009 11:26 AM
@2 I wouldn't exactly go rushing home on my lunch break for that one.
They don't even have little outfits or anything.
9. Daisy - January 20, 2009 11:30 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max ran away to NY City, and was taken in by Patch Adams in a cowboy hat.
10. Timbo - January 20, 2009 11:30 AM
Wow that's amazazazazing!
I hate cats (and yet my wife owns 4 of em...) One day I'll ninja them into some sweet stew. Mmmmmmmm....
11. Ollie Williams - January 20, 2009 11:30 AM
Someone kill the woman who talks at the end.
12. Abraham Briggs - January 20, 2009 11:32 AM
@3 - Would you call it a collection of cunning stunts? Or is that the miss america pagent?
13. Moose Knuckle - January 20, 2009 11:32 AM
Underestimate the ninjacats at your own peril,
They will spray on your front door, and when you swat at them with a broom, you'll realize you're only swatting at a log, 'cause they were using their freakin' ninja magic. Unfortunately, your realization will come too late as they decend from upon high, you'll lose consciousness.
When you finally come to, you'll be choking on the thick black smoke coming from your blazing home, they'll claw your eyes open so you can watch as they fire shuriken after shuriken into your family helplessly tied to the tree in your yard.
After the last ember is extinguished, they'll salt the ground, take one last kitty poop on your head, and, mercifully, slit your throat.
Take heed.
14. Ollie Williams - January 20, 2009 11:37 AM
@13
All I got out of that was "Underestimate the ninjacats... blah blah blah... Take heed.
15. Timbo - January 20, 2009 11:38 AM
@13
That's EXACTLY what happen to me... That's why I hate em
16. Ramen - January 20, 2009 11:43 AM
I love it. End of story.
17. Cameron - January 20, 2009 11:46 AM
@11. Ollie Williams - I will volunteer for that. What a dumb ass bitch.
18. known - January 20, 2009 11:58 AM
Didn't David Bowie do something like this in the labrynth right before melting a wristwatch over a treelimb in a desert-y setting near a big maze to Ollie's virginity?
19. Cameron - January 20, 2009 12:02 PM
@18. known - Actually, now that you mention it, that does sound awfully familiar.
20. Scott Klose gay - January 20, 2009 12:14 PM
Scott Klose is so gay
21. Scott Klose gay - January 20, 2009 12:15 PM
Scott Klose is gay
22. Pew³ - January 20, 2009 12:40 PM
See Scott, I told you if you come out some people still wont accept you.
23. Brayden - January 20, 2009 12:58 PM
spidercat, spidercat...
24. Thumperchica - January 20, 2009 1:00 PM
I rushed home at lunch, but not to watch this, I went to catch Obama's speech. He's a helluva speaker. Not sure I buy it though =)
I did watch this vid... eh.
NO ONE CARES IF SCOTT KLOSE IS GAY!
25. butterbee - January 20, 2009 1:06 PM
@24 I see him as the Pied Piper of socialism... and, oh yeah, a "Citizen of the World"... great.
I "hope" he gives "hope" to those who need it, but also that he fails in moving the US further towards socialism and away from capitalism.
26. known - January 20, 2009 1:12 PM
#25 agreed, we're on our way to equality and it isn't pretty
27. Thumperchica - January 20, 2009 1:23 PM
25 & 26 - I knew I liked you guys for a reason!
His line about "It's not how big or small the government is; it's whether or not it WORKS" says a lot, and a whole lot of nothing if you don't define the government's job. I pray HE doesn't define it...
28. known - January 20, 2009 2:31 PM
Thumper, I ordered my apocalypse suit already
29. lol - January 20, 2009 2:49 PM
@11
Yeah I was just gonna say... as far as I can tell the Cat was "doing it" (as in "ninja-ing up the stairs") since the start of the video. Maybe she's mentally retarded.
30. Peregrinus - January 20, 2009 2:59 PM
Ninja warrior cat.
31. Stan Wingson - January 20, 2009 3:07 PM
I can haz cheezburger.
32. Pat - January 20, 2009 3:47 PM
Impressive. Most impressive. But you are not a Jedi yet.
33. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 20, 2009 8:45 PM
Who the f*** is Scott Klose?
...nevermind...I really don't care.
34. J - January 20, 2009 10:06 PM
Ninja Warrior kitty!
35. poop - January 21, 2009 7:54 AM
I think it's a good post. I liked it. Everything doesn't have to be MOAR!! f***ING AWESOME GREATEST EVAR!
Let the man post a few yawners, so we can get our breath. Shit. ...but I liked it.
.
36. Daisy - January 22, 2009 6:10 AM
Urrr, FAKE! I'm a dribbling retard! Wow, wish I had a job and an actual life! Still, posting FAKE on geekology all day gives me that sense of pride and belonging that almost makes me forget how bad I smell after not showering for three months!