Jan 30 2009Guy Builds Six Cheese Fountain From Talladega Nights For His Wedding Reception
I only made it ten minutes deep into Talladega Nights so I have no idea when or where the mention of a six-cheese nacho cheese fountain is, but that's not really important anyway. What's important is that some guy named Seth was determined to make one for his wedding, and did. And I think I speak for all of us when I say, my God that's classy.
Hit the jump for several more pictures and video of the cheese-whiz in action.
How To Build A "Talladega Nights" Inspired Six Cheese Fountain [instructables]
Thanks to Matt, who plans on a building a seven cheese fountain for his wedding.
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Reader Comments
1. Jeff - January 30, 2009 4:31 PM
first
2. Fojicy - January 30, 2009 4:35 PM
lol gross
3. Popadopolis - January 30, 2009 4:39 PM
GW, we all know it's you in that picture (the groom). Good job on the fountain.
4. Cameron - January 30, 2009 4:44 PM
Fail.
5. Sammywa - January 30, 2009 4:48 PM
Why am I not so surprised that someone like that would build something like this.
I bet he took it home and fountain'd all six kinds of cheese into his mouth at once.
6. tbone - January 30, 2009 4:51 PM
next they all went out back to watch Darleen brush her toof with the camo family toof-brush. probably all voted for George Boosh too.
7. Jeezy - January 30, 2009 4:57 PM
Ok. Well, good for them, I guess.
What's with people wearing t-shirts and jeans at the wedding?
8. Ollie Williams - January 30, 2009 5:00 PM
The groom could probably do without nacho cheese for awhile. Fatass.
9. Drew - January 30, 2009 5:06 PM
I bet the bride was damn proud of her creative hubby.
10. McFeely Smackup - January 30, 2009 5:08 PM
That cheese fountain is spurting pure fail.
sad, sad effort.
11. SiGee - January 30, 2009 5:13 PM
I want to try it with other fluids.....
faster honey, faster!!!!
12. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 30, 2009 5:16 PM
Not so much a "fountain" as a "plumbing nightmare"...
...you might be a redneck if...
Wait, were all six nacho cheese? That kinda defeats the purpose, it was supposed to be six different kinds of cheese.
Yup, Fail.
13. finfan - January 30, 2009 5:23 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...................... I'm SO HUN-GARY
14. Daisy (the real one) - January 30, 2009 5:24 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all worng.,
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja had to shake and bake to get away from the panther in their car. They fed it cheese and some tuna and let it fall asleep and then ran away. Later they snuck back with some bacon ice cream and coffee and force fed the panther until its heart exploded and mad the car look like marvin in the back seat, when Mace Windu was driving him and barbarino. Later that day they went to Ann arbor and found Darth Vader in a puyddle of weater in the library there, but they didn't wire him up too good and he escaped.
15. gizmoduck - January 30, 2009 5:29 PM
YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU LIED TO ME
YOU SAID IT WAS COLOMBIAN DECAF COFFEE
16. gizmoduck - January 30, 2009 5:33 PM
:(
Geekologie won't let me use a bad word anymore....
why? why GW why?
remember the good ole times when we would curse at each other all through the night during the awesome intercourse? cause intercourse is better than outtercourse.
remember how funny it was? didn't turn you on?
:(
can my day get any gheyer?
17. Watch - January 30, 2009 5:41 PM
FAKE!!!!!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job.
You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.This is exactly like that scene in the website Geekologie where Daisy kept making FAKE!!! photoshop comments that are repetitive in every post and makes dumb jokes that use pop culture movie references and the movie Never Back Down as the punch line for each one.
18. Ollie Williams - January 30, 2009 5:44 PM
@11
"I want to try it with other fluids..... faster honey, faster!!!!"
From now on, please refer to SiGee as her rightful name, "Attention Wh0re-Slut".
19. Thumperchica - January 30, 2009 5:49 PM
WTF???????? No more cursing? I wonder if it filters punctuation: ie: this is bullsh!t
20. Thumperchica - January 30, 2009 5:50 PM
Woo-hoo! Anyways, the fountain looked like it was a hit at the wedding, so more power to you! Totally should've had 6 different types of cheese though...
21. Cameron - January 30, 2009 5:50 PM
It looks like he ripped the pipes from his bathroom.
Mmmmmmm, diseased cheese.
22. Christophe - January 30, 2009 5:53 PM
okay okay, that's "alright".
But where is my bacon foutain ?
23. SiGee - January 30, 2009 5:57 PM
@18
Get over it dude!
It is a JOKE!
24. Pew³ - January 30, 2009 5:59 PM
For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone
And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fũćķ yourself, San Diego.
.....
hmmm, you may have to just get creative.
25. Ron Burgundy - January 30, 2009 6:00 PM
Don't you know I'd never say fũćķ. fũćķ!
26. Brian - January 30, 2009 6:06 PM
@18
You are just giving her a hard time because she is a hawt girl.
I bet if a guy posted what she did, there wouldn't be any comments about it at all.
You must be jealous of her hawt-ness.
Saying that, you are prolly a girl, too.
so... STFU!
27. BlakeCory - January 30, 2009 6:08 PM
First? Where are all the comments? Guess everyone ran off to build themselves a fountain...
28. BKerks - January 30, 2009 6:50 PM
Was the bride's wedding dress made of Bacon too?
29. Milkman - January 30, 2009 7:04 PM
Frankly, I'm embarrassed to be white. Because it makes me that much closer to the white trash in this vid. Seriously, I applaud ingenuity but when I saw the picture I thought that it was the unfinished skeleton. It looks like a 10 year old put it together... home depot lumber, silver microwave pizza cardboard? At a wedding?
He puts the ass, in CLASS
30. I <3 Daisy - January 30, 2009 7:04 PM
Better than building a mud replica of a UFO like in that other movie.
By the way -
I <3 Daisy.
31. Garrett - January 30, 2009 7:26 PM
@26 I totally agree with you. Double Standards are not cool.
I want to play with my fluids with that thing too!
Ollie you are a douche! That should be your new name.
32. Hey SiGee, I'm on ur myspace - January 30, 2009 7:49 PM
Fapping.
fapfapfap
fap
fap
fap
thanks.
33. Quantumcthulhu - January 30, 2009 7:54 PM
I like how they consider galvanized steel a suitable surface to serve liquid cheese from.
34. Bernard Fleming - January 30, 2009 10:03 PM
We can't say FCKU but we can still say railed in the stinker.....can't we?
35. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Nigga at a time - January 31, 2009 10:30 AM
Wow, what kid of cheeses did they use? Nacho, Cheddar, Gouda, Gouda?
It look slike shit. They didn't even finish it. Who the hell would go up to some conCOCKtion with tin and 2x4's and pvc pipe and expect sanitary food to come from it? I hope they all died from samililla poisoning. That should take care of the next house of Congress.
36. Karch - January 31, 2009 12:32 PM
I'm embarrassed to be an American this day.
37. STINK - January 31, 2009 12:52 PM
You forgot to post the pic where the groom sticks his mouth under the cheese fountain and does his Jabba impersonation!
38. Top Thirty guy - January 31, 2009 4:51 PM
@ 24 are you really 15 too? because the link goes to a youtube video and the latest comment says Pew³
39. Jeff - January 31, 2009 8:17 PM
LAST
40. Brod - February 2, 2009 3:12 AM
I have never been so glad to be British, *facepalms* Fail. also last. Also a refrence to never back down.
41. Kurt - February 2, 2009 9:24 AM
I never would have guessed 'fat loser'. Total shock.
42. Proud Father of the groom here - February 5, 2009 5:54 PM
The build of this fountain was documented in an Instructable, and on a blog, which is located through the link. For the record, there were six kinds of cheese in use. Seth did this as a joke after he saw the movie. He was looking for something unreasonable to request of his bride, and wouldn't you know it she loved him enough to call his bluff. As for the lack of fancy clothing, Seth and his bride were married in an outdoor ceremony on a mountainside vista the day after a heavy rain, which can also be seen on the blog. Their guests were advised to dress-down due to the likelihood a downpour. P.S. Nice to know they aren’t as superficial as some folks.
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