Jan 12 2009Move Over Bacon-Cheese Roll, There's A New Heartstopping Sherriff In Town: The Bacon Explosion Will Kill You Dead
HIT THE JUMP TO SEE THE DELICIOUS BACON-EXPLOSION MAKING PROCESS!
If you thought the bacon-cheese roll was bad, you need to check out the Bacon Explosion. This bacon-y treat is so dangerously delicious it'll make your freaking heart explode and still have your corpse begging for a second helping. It's basically a bacon weave made out of a pound of bacon, filled with 2 pounds of Italian sausage and another pound of bacon. And, if you can't tell by the way I'm ogling my monitor, it's making me amorous. I think it's time for another haiku.
Bacon ExplosionI want you in me badly
Call an ambulance
And that, my friends, is how you woo your dinner. To the bedroom my bacon-y goddess -- it's time to pork!
Hit the jump for a bunch of pictures of the process and a link to the in-depth recipe.
Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes [bbqaddicts]
Thanks to Alex and Pepe La PEWPEW, who recently held a Bacon Explosion eating contest and both spontaneously combusted.
Reader Comments
1. I'm a Computer - January 12, 2009 1:43 PM
yum
2. kev - January 12, 2009 1:44 PM
FIRST
3. Jumpin_J - January 12, 2009 1:47 PM
The key is the BBQ sauce, makes everything go down easier, nom nom nom.
4. Andrew - January 12, 2009 1:50 PM
amazing.....that cheese one looked pretty delicious though but this is a close match
5. ahha - January 12, 2009 1:51 PM
like corn, it will look exactly the same when it exits your system. One thing will be different though, it will exit with your soul.
Love the "time to pork" line...
6. gizmoduck - January 12, 2009 1:57 PM
unbearable to watch.
7. Spam Artist - January 12, 2009 2:07 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene from the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula's resurrected man-servant fed a live pig into a calendar shredder then tried to copy his master's work by resurrecting it with mushrooms and cheese for 45 minutes at 200'C.
8. Pepe La PEWPEW - January 12, 2009 2:13 PM
The bacon cheese rolls was incredible to eat so we are getting a BBQ out and eating like 3 of these
9. Jimmy Jim - January 12, 2009 2:14 PM
i wouldn't mind having a bite of one of those, finishing it would be instant fatality.
10. known - January 12, 2009 2:19 PM
zomgIjustCAME!!! I've already made 2 bacon cheese rolls but now...... the italian sausage + more bacon + a GW haiku!?!!?
My heart just blew out of my chest, bounced off the monitor & hit the floor. The cats are fighting over it and it's defending itself with strands of bloody bacon - like a wounded paraledone turqueti octopus after just having watched a dutch subtitled Never Back Down
11. crazygeek - January 12, 2009 2:29 PM
Mmmm...bacon. I haven't fallen in love with a food concept like this since the famous butter stick wrapped in a waffle. Mmmm...fattening.
12. Thumperchica - January 12, 2009 2:39 PM
I can't believe how many people actually made the bacon-cheese roll...
13. BRANDON - January 12, 2009 3:01 PM
Coincidentally this is also what your turds look like after you eat one of these.
14. Panda - January 12, 2009 3:05 PM
rOLF @10
15. P-shaw - January 12, 2009 3:07 PM
No cheese and it isn't even deep fried. I'm so sick of all this health food everywhere.
16. the Commish - January 12, 2009 3:09 PM
FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Whe the hell cares!?
This is exactly like that time when the "King" got fired for banging an intern on the set of the newest BK commercial. The King's court jester testified that the little tease said she definitely wanted the secret sauce but the corporate suits just weren't having it and took the King's crown faster than an egg mcmuffin gives you the shits.
The King was displeased and gathered all his mighty forces (captain croissant of camelot & wonderous whopper of worthington) and set forth to vanquish the evildoers. Upon undertaking this mystical mission, the King was approached by a mysterious traveler who told the King of an incredible new edible entity. The King was immediately compelled to have this culinary creation made for him to try on the spot. The King and his companions finished the meal made for them and, upon discovering it contained 3 pounds of bacon and 8 times the weekly recommended amount of saturated fat, proceeded to have massive heart attacks and died.
17. Pew³ - January 12, 2009 3:17 PM
Do you think if I made one of these and threw it over my neighbors fence and the dogs ate it, I would get in trouble?
Damn dogs were barking at 4:00am this morning.
That should keep them from barking.
18. Eben Abbaan - January 12, 2009 3:17 PM
That is ridiculous. I cannot believe that people are out there doing this.
www.fattyproductions.com/Porkbutt.html
:)
-Eben
19. known - January 12, 2009 3:28 PM
#17 those dogs would love you forever. Pls post the video of them eating it, then shitting it out later if they survive
nbd
20. BOOSH! - January 12, 2009 3:54 PM
That puts my first love Turducken to shame.
@17 Why do you want to kill those poor dogs?
21. FADM.Notbob - January 12, 2009 4:03 PM
i dont think 17 wants to kill them, so much as "silence them".
22. Timbo - January 12, 2009 4:15 PM
That's freakin delish!
23. Jason - January 12, 2009 4:28 PM
Apparently I'll have to point this out because no one else has. This takes a 2nd to the original bacon cheese roll? Why? Because they FORGOT THE CHEESE!
I'm going to invent my own roll I think. Basically the bacon cheese roll, but with scrambled eggs and hash browns sprinkled inside.
24. niggerdicks - January 12, 2009 4:32 PM
4chan.org/ck/
25. Anthony H (HarvInSTL) - January 12, 2009 4:39 PM
#23
I did something similar, just without the scrambled eggs. I added hash browns that were cooked in the bacon grease and some jalapeños. Scrambled eggs would be perfect!
http://stlbrews.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1550
26. Daisy - January 12, 2009 4:41 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja's boss got hurt in a skiing accident and Baja posed as her.
27. Thumperchica - January 12, 2009 5:11 PM
Sooo... Should we name the group of these things "porkporkin"? C'mon I know it's a bit lame, but funny...
28. Dave - January 12, 2009 6:25 PM
Laugh out loud funny. I love you Geekologie writer, in a totally platonic way.
29. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - January 12, 2009 7:14 PM
Yeah, that thing needs cheese. And maybe a cheese/egg yolk/mayo dipping sauce...
30. Michael - January 12, 2009 7:35 PM
I can feel the cholesterol just by looking at the picture...
31. Madzay - January 12, 2009 8:07 PM
it looks so good...and yet......so disgusting....
i'm having mixed emotions along with a heart attack and maybe a seizure all at the same time.....THAT THING IS A MIRICALE !!!sdvadnnsdgnxcgncxzn
32. Auros - January 13, 2009 4:44 AM
Somebody notify the Geneva Convention. This is definitely a weapon of ass destruction.
33. Sir Goat - January 13, 2009 8:02 AM
Looks like a turd.
34. Lioness - January 13, 2009 10:16 AM
Does anyone else question the motive of this post? Notice every shot has that BBQ sauce in it. Perhaps its just a simple advertising scheme...
35. Zack - January 13, 2009 3:05 PM
@32 ZINNGGG
i sor wut u did thur
36. Myndi - January 13, 2009 10:42 PM
Screw Alex and Pe Pe La pewpewpew, I sent this tip in weeks ago! Screw you Geekologie writer!
37. Snoodle - January 14, 2009 4:16 PM
But where's the cheese D:?
38. nikeforces - January 14, 2009 5:20 PM
That just one big roll of death
39. muffens - January 18, 2009 9:52 PM
Before eating A bacon explosion: mmmm this looks good. after eating it. O f*** I THINK MY HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!..........................................................bang
40. nonegiven - January 25, 2009 3:27 PM
I want this for breakfast.
41. R6Chick - January 30, 2009 12:07 AM
The only way this could be better is if they added some baconnaise or bacon salt to it!
http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconsalt.php
42. Chico - February 17, 2009 11:33 AM
We have to invite the "The Three Little Pigs"´s wolf for dinner.
43. Craig - March 4, 2009 6:20 PM
You can attend a webinar with the BBQ Addicts guys coming Tuesday, April 7th 2009 11:00am (PT) and learn how they did this Social Marketing phenomenon. Hosted by Marketbright ( Marketing Automation Software)
44. Erik Bower - March 5, 2009 9:49 PM
The term "Bacon Explosion" is quickly becoming short hand for "Viral Marketing Campaign", and let's all hope it replaces that term permanently. The Bacon Explosion was the brainchild of two of the top internet marketing minds around; Aaron Chronister and Jason Day. It was a simple idea: put a recipe for an explosively delicious BBQ dish on their site and then promote it through social media. What was not typical was the clever strategies Aaron and team deployed and which resulted in coverage in the New York Times, Good Morning America, Fox News and Air America Radio. Since launching the recipe, the BBQ Addicts website has received close to 1.5 million visitors and continues to spread all over the internet.
How do you do this for your company? Learning the ins and outs of social media marketing can be daunting and has a steep learning curve.
Luckily Marketbright and BBQ Addicts have teamed up to bring you this informative webinar in which you’ll learn:
- The steps BBQ Addicts took to launch their Bacon Explosion
- Which social tactics performed and which did not
- Detailed traffic and search stats and results from the campaign
- How to use Marketing Automation tools to help track and execute your social marketing campaigns
45. Chowder - July 23, 2009 4:21 PM
In germany those are called "cocktail weenies" and they come in packs of Twenty.
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