Jan 14 2009Mmmm, Delicious Sleep: The Hamburger Bed
The Hamburger bed (which is actually a cheeseburger) is a round bed that looks like a hamburger and has a Facebook fan page. I was going to become a fan, but decided I'd probably end up stalking that delicious bitch and that would bad. So, instead, I'm going to make my own taco bed.
UPDATE: So I had this weird dream about being a giant last night and, f***, I think I ate my pillows.
Hit the jump for a few more shots and a link to the burger's Facebook page. And, while you're at it, friend me, ladies.
The Burger Bed's Facebook Page
Thanks to Flash2000, who can show you his nuts so fast you'll never be sure if you really saw them.
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Reader Comments
1. Cool - January 14, 2009 9:49 AM
1st!
2. BOOSH! - January 14, 2009 9:52 AM
Now I'm hungry and tired.
thanks
3. known - January 14, 2009 9:52 AM
Nice, food beds. They look more like giant bean bags. I am going to sleep in a giant bacon cheese roll sleeping bag tonight to celebrate this burgerNBD!
4. Cheeseburglar - January 14, 2009 9:52 AM
That last girl is old enough to crawl and in the right position for me.
5. JesseTheKid - January 14, 2009 9:53 AM
...but... what if a giant was perusing the streets for a late night snack...?
and the dim light from your light-saber-nightlight attracted his attention...
and he saw how delicious and already-prepared-to-eat you were...
...i better get rid of my nightlight...
6. chris sesock - January 14, 2009 10:06 AM
wow
i totally think they should make a bed like that, but with the bacon explosion from the earlier story.
mmmm, i would love that.
and some chives, they never hurt either.
7. Tony Huynh - January 14, 2009 10:09 AM
Mmmm...bacon bed.
8. catch22 - January 14, 2009 10:10 AM
eleventeenth!!!
9. tony danza - January 14, 2009 10:11 AM
do you realize that chives are a natural male enhancement?
i think thats what he was talking about.
good point.
=p
10. Steven - January 14, 2009 10:15 AM
correction chives are a enhancement if eaten raw but yeah me and Chris are friends and we got a inside joke about that with a couple other friends lol
11. Hannukah Montana - January 14, 2009 10:16 AM
What's next? A "Curry Pool"? Eeeww no!!!
Or a "Sundae Jacuzzi"? That I like...
12. cereal killa - January 14, 2009 10:17 AM
man, you have no idea.
i one time ate 9 chickens, and they all came outta my feet and i was like "dawg, theres a chicken in my foots"
and he was like
"dang dude"
ya feel me?
13. Ollie Williams - January 14, 2009 10:17 AM
Hey #10, no one f***ing cares.
kthx.
14. Ollie Williams - January 14, 2009 10:25 AM
Oh, and I'd f*** the shit out of the girl in the first pic.
15. known - January 14, 2009 10:25 AM
The girl in the top picture thinks she's on the casting couch for bangbros apparently because the look on her face is just begging for bacon cheese roll impalement.nbd
16. known - January 14, 2009 10:26 AM
Yes exactly, except while eating the cheese roll hehe
17. Ollie Williams - January 14, 2009 10:29 AM
Once again, <3 known.
18. Spam Artist - January 14, 2009 10:31 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an complete photographic supermarket career. You can all tell it is a counterfeit without strain of recollection as the penumbra and umbra are misplaced.
This is identical to a scene in the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula buys a burger phone. Upon plugging it in and lifting the handset, he is transported to 1983 whereupon he meets Cindi Lauper and they wed.
19. Burger King - January 14, 2009 10:34 AM
if you leave a jizz stain you have the condiment excuse
20. Anita Bath - January 14, 2009 10:37 AM
Nice to meet you all, I'm the guy in the second pic. Not visible, but in the picture (under the bun) is the girl in the first pic.
21. known - January 14, 2009 10:45 AM
#20: wtf are you trying to say
...she looks like a big titted milla jovovich from 5 yrs ago doing a gurner face, I'd completely destroy that scene with bacon if I were there. Ollie could even film it for youtube
22. Anita Bath - January 14, 2009 10:48 AM
What I'm trying to say is that the real star of the show here is not the burger, but the pink taco that's producing that grin on my Robin Williams-looking face.
"a big titted milla jovovich from 5 yrs ago"? You say it like it's a bad thing.
23. known - January 14, 2009 10:56 AM
Can I venture to guess that there's a slit in the middle of the patty where you've apparently got your junk buried into then? I don't see any pink taco's down there either, flip the bun up & take more pictures if you're talking about topheavy milla hiding under there pls!!
..sorry you look like robin williams also if you are the burger man
neverbackdown
24. Anita Bath - January 14, 2009 11:06 AM
Ha ha, I'm the bicentennial burger man! Sorry pal, but I'm not a burger-flipper…
NBD
25. Thumperchica - January 14, 2009 11:13 AM
*transcription of perfect geek date*
"OMG! We went to this awesome place called (insert "trendy" restaurant here)!
He brought me a new booster pack for my (insert fav dork ass game).
Then we debated the validity of the wrist-strap for the Wii-mote.
It was so romantic!
Then we went back to his place and made whoopie in a giant Whopper (and submitted the pics to Geekologie), it was pure bliss"
26. known - January 14, 2009 11:26 AM
Anita Bath, never back down. We are now and forever, cool like 2 fonz's in an oldschool diner full of jukeboxes. That chick in the top picture wouldn't happened to be named Daisy by any chance now would she?
NBD
27. Anita Bath - January 14, 2009 11:39 AM
Believe it or not, that is, in fact, Daisy Jovovich, Milla's younger, bustier, and dirtier little sister—what are the odds?!
28. known - January 14, 2009 11:47 AM
A song comes to mind my comma happy friend, and it goes a little something like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
29. Mr. Man - January 14, 2009 11:48 AM
I smell a hamburger bed orgy.
30. Doozier - January 14, 2009 11:59 AM
I want to bang the SHIT out of someone on this....
31. Spoonman - January 14, 2009 12:12 PM
Anyone else reminded of the Taco Bed from It's Always Sunny in Philly? Except the taco bed came with brown pajamas, so you can be the meat in the middle of the taco. It's a Mexican girls dream.
32. Yewtree - January 14, 2009 12:22 PM
I can haz cheezburger? Yay!!!
33. firstgold - January 14, 2009 1:14 PM
Reminds me of the same bed used in those Ronald Mcdonald videos they used to sell.
34. Daisy (the real one) - January 14, 2009 1:17 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja imagined God told her to go to war against the English and she raised an army and went to war. Unfortunately she wasn't real good at geography and ended up conquering Englishtown NJ. She ended up owning Raceway Park and enjoyed the Funny Car action every Sunday.
35. firstgold - January 14, 2009 1:18 PM
The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald
Remember those videos?
36. George - January 14, 2009 1:21 PM
The bed was entirely inspired by the ones in "Hamburger: the Motion Picture."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091165/
37. PS3 Trophies - January 14, 2009 2:06 PM
That is the most amazing creation ever!
38. rocquito - January 14, 2009 3:22 PM
si, si. the burro burger is muy bueno!
39. E - January 14, 2009 4:02 PM
YES! The Taco Bed was awesome! That was my first thought as well. I scanned all the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one, lol. Does this hamburger bed come with a few morons to burn your house down?
40. Online Television - January 14, 2009 4:03 PM
That's awesome, the comforter is the top of the bun.
41. known - January 14, 2009 4:08 PM
#31 hehehe.
Don't forget Neil Hamburger. His head could probably use one of these. The last time I saw him was on the tim & eric show driving the hamburger taxi
42. DJ Tyrannosaur - January 14, 2009 4:09 PM
AWESOME!!!
43. Joe Schmoe - January 14, 2009 4:38 PM
Can't wait for the fish burger!
44. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 14, 2009 5:37 PM
Do they make those in adult sizes? Seriously, that thing looks like it's 4 feet across...more chair than bed.
45. A - January 14, 2009 5:41 PM
It's about 6 ft. across and yes, it was inspired by Hamburger: The Motion Picture. The mattress was purchased (round mattresses were actually somewhat popular in the 70s) and everything else was hand made.
46. adam - January 14, 2009 5:44 PM
Can I get a burger bed with a side order of girl #1.
47. Courtney - January 14, 2009 6:44 PM
No No No! Girl # 2 is hot. You think she likes girls? I think she looks curious <_<
48. Jenifer - January 14, 2009 6:45 PM
How about a veggieburger? :) Or a salad bed, leafy green blankets and comfy vegetable tomato and cucumber pillows. Pass the dressing...gown! :D
49. blaine moore - January 14, 2009 7:39 PM
how bout the bitches in the last two pictures take there close off, eat each others hairy pink tacos and i can squirt my special sauce on that burger.
50. April - January 14, 2009 9:07 PM
I'll take that burger with some fries and a shake. Make it Shamrock and make it so I don't have to stand up sleeping either. lol.
51. Principles For Sale - January 15, 2009 2:20 AM
not kosher!
52. Jhay - January 15, 2009 2:48 AM
Girl on the last pic is ready for some action!
53. James - January 15, 2009 8:09 AM
I think hot dog couch with some pickle throw pillows would go nicely.
54. Drunkman - January 15, 2009 9:13 AM
Does the first girl come with it?
55. jojo - January 15, 2009 11:24 AM
daisy, you are an idiot! first why the hell would they photo shop this stupid shit and second LOOK at the wall - ever heard of reflection!
56. Tracy - January 15, 2009 1:06 PM
It would be really fun to roll around in between there with someone :)
It there a water-hamberger bed!? The motion would be great!
57. Calvyn - January 17, 2009 11:20 PM
this kind of bed very enjoyful, lying there with a real burger will be perfect :P
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59. Ezzal - January 20, 2009 4:50 AM
Great design i like pizza
http://www.ezzal.com
60. Venkadesan Tharshan - January 20, 2009 10:07 AM
ok.
61. ANIT - January 27, 2009 1:00 AM
OHHEY, UHM I WAS WONDERING IF I CAN BUY THIS, ITS LIKE THE COOLEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD AND I REALLY WANT IT
~ KTHNXBYE
62. php kursu - January 27, 2009 8:53 AM
thank you
63. Dean Miller - February 11, 2009 8:02 PM
ha ha, thats almost as kooky as the hawaiian shirt bedding i sell! i love it
64. hamburger - February 19, 2009 5:10 AM
Hamburger rock painting
65. Klepto - March 28, 2009 5:05 AM
lol I just wanna say this bed rocks! yall leaving comments rock and are crazy mofos! lol much luv tho! I wanna have burger bed sex with the burger girl! lol =) peAce!
66. emo 1999 - June 4, 2009 11:52 AM
mmmmmmmmmm!!!! i just want to eat that burger up lol!
67. van - June 11, 2009 5:01 AM
Hey i heard her on LEOG!
68. emo 1999 - June 27, 2009 6:56 PM
yummy [gobble] delicious!