Jan 12 2009Massive Stargate SG-1 LEGO Ship On eBay

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You a Stargate SG-1 fan? Want a LEGO replica of the Asgard Beliskner Battle Ship? Got $3,500? Live in or around Highland Park, Illinois? Willing to drive there? If so you're in luck because eBay user fentonhardy is selling the ship of your dreams!

AFTER THREE MONTHS OF HARD WORK AND TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PIECES MY BELISKNER IS FINALLY FINISHED. FANS OF THE SHOW KNOW THAT THE BELISKNER WAS THE FLAGSHIP OF THE ASGARD FLEET IN STARGATE SG-1 UNTIL IT BURNED UP IN EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE. AFTER WATCHING THE SERIES I KNEW THAT I HAD TO BUILD THE SHIP OUT OF LEGOS, THE THE RESULT WAS A INCREDIBLY LARGE AND DETAILED SHIP THAT MEASURED FIVE FEET LONG, SIX FEET WIDE, AND TWO FEET HIGH.


DUE TO THE ENORMOUS SIZE OF THIS SHIP IT IS PICK UP ONLY

My god that guy loves to yell. Tens of thousands of pieces though -- that's a lot. But not as many as hundreds of thousands of pieces, am I right? Damn right I am. Math: I know that shit. And also, poetry. Here comes a haiku!

Massive Stargate ship

Makes my penis look tiny
I won't stand by it

Damn, you just got poetried, son!

Hit the jump for several more shots and a link to the auction with a whole bunch more.

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eBay Auction

Thanks to Michael, who built a ship twice as large that sadly didn't withstand the mandatory PEW PEW test.

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Reader Comments

Pew, Pew, I just knocked it onto the floor

That is the gayest f***ing thing on a planet.

Fentonhardy, I have some advise for you:

1) Go outside
2) Find a woman
3) Stick your penis in her

I was totally gonna buy this and then he pluralized Lego.

Way to screw the sale moron. Any purist will know there Lego is a brand name so there can't be more than one. pfft.

The Big Black Dongship Table!?

I'll suck your cock if u vote for me

@ #3. Oh really? So you don't pluralize brand names? I suppose when you're ordering drinks you order a "couple of coke"?

All that aside, this is the gayest creation made of thousands of Lego evar. (see how dumb that sounded?)

DUMB! The Lego's could have been used for a much better purpose, especially with all that black! You so could made a black hole for instance. Anything would be more interesting.

Good 'ol Legoes. It's pretty strange that so many people think of them as investments.

Strange :os

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max built a stargate for a science project, and then had to defend the earth against all the bad guys who came through it. It made such a mess in the class he ended up with a B.

Is that a ship or a coffee table? Or a ship that can be used as a coffee table. I'm confused...

I love the room in these photos. This guy is probably about 45 and based on all of the stuff in the room with the ship, must live with his Grandma.

No Life, No Pussy.

Useless plastic creation, almost looks like the stove Pat Sajak uses to cook up his egyptian meth to run across the boarder on stolen mopeds

NBD

What a waste of time

I don't watch the Stargate tv series. I saw the movie. Do they really have ships that look that flat and boring? Very remedial LEGO build. Try something hard, like full size pixilated women.

I love Legos but this seems like a pretty boring ship to put too much time and effort into.

ok... so i'm at work, about 5 miles from Highland Park, IL... and i totally just came because of this thing....

I heart Richard Dean Anderson. I'd MacGyver him all over the SGC.

wouldn't have been more lucrative to say...build something that...even one percent of the population recognize? It may be a stretch but stay with me here. He could have built a star destroyer, hell...a corvette...and he could have made an actual profit. But no...he builds a (poor) replica space ship...from an obscure television show on a channel many cable providers didn't even carry until recent years.
But its easy to see why he chose this ship. Its the easiest. And he still cut corners (look at the actual design) he literally made corners into straight lines to make the ship even simpler to build. What a faggot. If you are going to do something do it right. I'd say he should kill himself but he'd probably eff that up.

i like it. like i like your mum.

booyaa.

yeah. i think its cool

too cool for school

Wow there don't seem to be alot of SG1 Fans here. I'd so have that if I lived anywhere near that guy.

@15 The Asgard look like Roswell Greys and are based on Norse myths. And they're pretty boring because they clone themselves and everything they have looks the same, mostly flat and angular.

You're asking $3500 for it? Seriously!!

Good luck!

You're asking $3500 for it? Seriously!!

Good luck!

It's funny how all these commenters have nothing better to do than to criticize a guy for having nothing better to do.

That space ship fookin' rocks! I wish I had the time and the dedication to build something that massive.

Nothing like average joe schmoes who go around and call others 'no lifers' when they're pathetic drones.

Jealous because they can't do anything better with their 100,000 dollar degree except a 9-5 job? For all you know, this guy has a normal life. Oh wait, I shouldn't expect anything from the dumbass American.

Wow, are Lego's cool or what!

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Is it just me, or does it remind you just a teeny bit of replicators?

Well, if replicators made tiny, non-exact replicas of objects.

Maybe if it was the "O'Neil"

like it. like i like your mum.

booyaa.

yeah. i think its cool

too cool for school

it kind of looks like a dong

I love Legos but this seems like a pretty boring ship to put too much time and effort into..

Is it just me, or does it remind you just a teeny bit of replicators?

Well, if replicators made tiny, non-exact replicas of objects..

I think the plural or lego is legi

The ship is to big and I won't pay 3500$ for it.
I can spend 3500$ on a new used car and get something out of it and it would drive me to work. I don't see a lego ship driving me to work.
"oh! Hey boss, yea you love my new 3500$ lego ship? Its the new car of the year." like that would fly really well.
Talk to you later.

Ok, SGMT has been officially out-geeked!!

Now to see if anyone's built a LEGO replicator!!

your all losers who don't think that is cool, and I love SG-1.

i dont care what evryone ses it kicks ass

It's a good idea. Thank you

It's an Asguard ship. Picked the easiest imho. Good job none the less.
Also, one brick is one lego, two bricks are two legos, a million bricks are a shitload of legos, etc.

All of you guy's are fucking Gay this ship is absolutely amazing, it is a perfect replica of the ship......i for one would buy it if it weren't so damn expensive....build more stargate shit and sell it for less!.

let me get this straight your selling something that cost you let say around $300 for $3500. and the buyer has to come pick it up aswell... why dont you deliver it?

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