Jan 12 2009Luke, I Am Your Mobile Drink Cart: BaR2D2
BaR2D2 is a mobile robot bartender complete with everything you need to get crunknasty and puke on yourself and everyone around you.
BaR2D2 is a radio-controlled, mobile bar that features a motorized beer elevator, motorized ice/mixer drawer, six-bottle shot dispenser, and sound activated neon lighting. The robot is driveable so you can take the party on the road! It was created in my garage using standard hand/power tools and readily available parts and materials.
Now I know he's a robot, and that I should be scared, but Goddammit, he serves booze -- AND plays the Zelda theme (around 1:00). So yeah, I'm having a hard time hating him. And also, tying my shoes. Laces can be so tricky sometimes.
Build A Mobile Bar - BaR2D2 [instructables]
Thanks to Manwai, who doesn't need a robotic bartender because the dude pisses moonshine. And also, to Jamie, who actually made the thing -- NOW MAKE ME ONE PLEAAAASEEE!
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Reader Comments
1. known - January 12, 2009 12:37 PM
NEVER
BACK
DOWN
2. Pat - January 12, 2009 1:13 PM
"You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect. I have need for you on the master's Sail Barge."
3. crazygeek - January 12, 2009 1:14 PM
Does it come with a designated driver upgrade?
4. DestreasLust - January 12, 2009 1:16 PM
seksyyyy
5. Daisy - January 12, 2009 1:21 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max taped an ash tray to the top of an RC A-Team van and used it to pass a doobie he was smoking with Baja and Pat Sajack.
6. Me - January 12, 2009 1:24 PM
So its on ebay ryt? Or does he take mail orders... or if its made out of stuff thats lying around can i make my own?... can anyone answer my questions??
7. DeeplyTroubled - January 12, 2009 1:25 PM
Too much nonsense involved in getting booze dispensed is no good. I prefer the classic delivery and transportation method otherwise known as: Brown-R2-Paper-BagD2.
8. Getoninja - January 12, 2009 2:10 PM
"I was just wondering, are you by chance a pleasure model?"
9. Spam Artist - January 12, 2009 2:24 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete phosphorous job. You can tell its rake because the shadow's are all thong.
This is a mirror image which is dragged through the 12th dimension and brought into reality of a scene from the movie Tender Dracula. Dracula is ordered to paint the fence - up down, paint the house - side to side, wax the floor, and polish some cars. He soon develops instinctive maintenance abilities and beats Jake from the movie Never Back Down in a hedge trimming face off.
10. reffear - January 12, 2009 2:46 PM
Top 10!!
Wohoo!
11. sweet - January 12, 2009 3:35 PM
Wow, i really like the zelda music in the back ground :D
12. Reclining Dining - January 12, 2009 4:45 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in Appalooza where Jeremy Irons stapled a schnauser to his chest and tried to pass himself off as dogman to Jake Tyler from Never Back Down.
13. llama - January 13, 2009 5:50 PM
GW, don't be fooled! It's just the robots way of making you feel relaxed around it so then it can take over the world while you're in the bathroom puking.
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