Jan 22 2009I've Seen It All Now: Air Guitar Strings

Gotta love stupid products that morons will probably buy...

First!

What?

@ 2 FAIL

My strings never need changed

HA HA ... Mr. Man got cockblocked by Thumperchica

That sad thing is those will probably be a best seller. I bet they will make a killing on them.

Probably a hit on planet Spaceball.

i'm going make those out of random envelopes and a magic marker, and sell them for $1.99. hellllooooooooooo competition. but i cant guarentee that there won't be any anthrax included in said envelopes...ya know, cuz stupid people who buy stupid shit like that need to die.

I've been looking for these. Mine broke and I haven't been able to play in a while.

Billy Mays here.

Have you had trouble replacing your strings on your air guitar?
Well, worry no more. Air Guitar Strings will make your day!
For only $2.99.
But wait! There's more!
If you call in the next 3 minutes, you can get a handjob from yours truly. ABSOLUTELY FREEEEEE!!!
that's 1-800-f***-ME-IN-THE-A

*Must be 18 and older to call*

Ah, Generation NE1 - nobody is as impressed with you as you are with yourself.

I don't even want to read or watch, it sounds as retarded as air guitaring. #5 is most likely correct also, there's probably a huge audience out there that thinks this is great.... and I bet 99% of them are firstarded when given the chance

An air guitar you say...
Is this the same thing as an air hooker, you just fill them up with air and then you go the same as with a real hooker except less expensive. So when you have an air guitar you can pretend you have a real one? Nice!

Charlie Bravo Mr. Man, Charlie Bravo...

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was playing his air guitar too loudly and his mother grounded him for a week. She then went out to get chinese for lunch and just to show him who is boss, he turned it up to 11 and played until he saw her car coming down he street.

anybody want a peanut?

@9, If Billy Mays had his way, he'd say

*Must be 14 or younger to call*

I've heard a lot of stupid things out there...but this, by far, is the stupidest

Agree with #7

lol @ 9

@15, I would like one, yes.

A peanut?

Perhaps I should sell 2 air guitars to my neighbour who keeps my awake at night, I'll take his real guitar in excange for two air guitars.

This is some retarded shit...

FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?

This is exactly like that time when thumperchica totally blocked one of the firstards from needing to clean up a mess on their keyboard. They proceeded to bust out their air guitar to make the psychological pain of their useless existence go away but found out one of the strings was broken. They headed down to the local air guitar store but they were all sold out of replacement strings. The firstard's world was instantly crushed and they were, once again, trapped in the vicious cycle of refreshing screens on various websites from their parent's basement at the local trailer park. The firstard then realized that their trailer doesn't have a basement and they've been trolling from a local port-a-potty for the last 6 years.

As a guitar player I find this to be the stupidest product ever thought up....

Ever.....

@19

as you wish

I play the air drums, but people think I'm pretending to masturbate with both hands.

Actually bying an air guitar is a really good deal! I understand you are sceptical at first but at least listen me out. This is how it works, you buy one air guitar for only 3$ and then you're in the game and can start making money! Once you have recieved your air guitar in the mail it while automagically "copy" it self in 10 copies. Now you've got 10 air guitars, you sell theese air guitars for 3$ each, making a total 27$ revenue. Believe me in global financial turmoil when the job market is unsafe this air guitar thing can kind of save the day!

I love this product. I got a little chuckle.

what can I say? I had a pet rock, and I loved that little guy.

This thing gives me the idea of selling an actual bucket or box for "The Hokey Pokey dance." Because seriously, where the f*** are we supposed to put our left leg in?

@27
Do you have imaginary friends? If you do, I think I may have to make imaginary clothes for your imaginary friends. I'll give it to you for free. Give me your address and I'll send the box to you.

Yup, that's it. I'm selling them. Anyone want to buy one? It's all free except shipping and handling, that's $1.99.

lol great vegas vaca clip. i wish my boss would give me that option for a half day.

#25 I masturbate with both hands, and people think I'm playing the air drums - how ironic.

Just three bucks and they are lifetime guarantee!

Gizmoduck. I'm sorry I missed the earlier reference. I only hope my "to blave" will make it up to you.... and this.

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhyming now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH

OLD! Just kidding I just wanted to see what it felt like to be a douchebag.

@29

I had an imaginary friend once. He stole my imaginary girlfriend.

So I strangled him with my air guitar strings.

way to steal a quote from vegas vacation and not claim it. thief!

my landlord imaginary friends hate him...

Here's a thought!Pay me three dollars and I'll play my Les Paul til' your ears bleed.

I have an air guitar case.

And by "case" I mean "your mom".

And by "air guitar" I mean "my cock".

"there are no strings, the air has not actually been filtered and there is no lifetime guarantee, but you do get a nifty package to impress and amuse your friends!"

@7, 9, 22(Awesome!), 26, 28, 29 & 33 THESE are the kinds of comments that make this site worthwhile... Daisy, you could learn a thing or 2 from the Commish
@ 36... sigh... Watch the clip, read the posts, get a brain.

I am a peanut. Eat me :)

The best way to do this is to pay the dude AIR money.

Like they said... An eye for an eye.

Just air? *Sigh* I guess I'll put these with my air drumsticks...

@41 - What kind of loser is a self appointed comment reviewer on a stupid website?

@41 Yum! I love peanuts! "a" peanut? Invite all your friend and find a nice bowl for yourselves. I'll eat you in about one mouthful.

@44 - What kind of self appointed loser writes posts in Geekologie at 7 am in the morning, shame! Get a life you dipshit!

Ya know what?

Im gonna get some little plastic baggies, and some labels, and sell those suckers for $3.00. What's that I hear? Why Yes, its the smell of competition.

Warning: May or may not have traces of anthrax, Arsenic, or little stabby leprechauns. [not a guarantee.]

You will also recieve 2 Awethumbs in said evenlope.

hey i just wanted to think you so much for making these guitar strings.
i have been searching for some strings for a long time. they just dont seem to make them anymore like they used to.

well, again i just wanted to say thanks for supplying me with these works of magic (literally).
they work fantastic.